A geoduck is a kind of large clam found on (or rather under) the beaches of the Pacific Northwest. It's pronounced "gooey-duck".

This particular Geoduck suspects he is an ancient fossil compared to most Tropers, but hey, there's a bit of life left in the old clam. A lot of the stuff listed below is for my personal record-keeping purposes, but hey, enjoy it if you can!

Tropes he has launched:

* BigfootSasquatchAndYeti
* BlackMarket
* TheIlluminati
* MissedHimByThatMuch
* ThingsThatGoBumpInTheNight

Tropes he created pictures for, one way or another:

* {{Brainwashed}}
* BrainwashedAndCrazy
* DugTooDeep
* FantasyWorldMap
* {{Feelies}}
* HiveQueen
* KissOfTheVampire (Heavily modified version of anonymous internet pic)
* LastOfHisKind

Tropes he ''found'' pictures for:

ApocalypseHow - TheAntichrist - ArabOilSheikh - AudienceReactions - BigLabyrinthineBuilding - BlindDriving - TheBully - CharacterAsHimself - CrazySurvivalist - FruitCart - GripingAboutGremlins - HollywoodFire - ItCameFromTheFridge - KillItWithWater - MatchlightDangerRevelation - OneWingedAngel - PintsizedPowerhouse - ReactiveContinuousScream - RoboticPsychopath - ScaledUp - ShapeShifterShowdown - SpentShellsShower - SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome - ThingsThatGoBumpInTheNight - TurnUndead

Tropes he found page quotes for:

AbsurdlyDedicatedWorker - AlmightyJanitor - AnnoyingPatient - {{Autocannibalism}} - AxCrazy -
BatteringRam - BlatantBurglar - BloodyBiometric - ChessWithDeath - Myth/ClassicalMythology - CreepyPhysical - CrushingHandshake - EatingContest - EekAMouse - EmbarrassingNickname - EvenBeggarsWontChooseIt -
EyePop - FictionalDocument - FootballFightSong - GiantFlyer - GirlOfTheWeek -
GivingThemTheStrip - InASingleBound - LostInTheMaize - MidairRepair -
MurdererPOV - MusicalisInterruptus - MyGreatestFailure - MysteriousWatcher -
NumberedHomeworld - ObstacleSkiCourse - PlaygroundSong - PeoplePuppets - PerfectPoison - SarcasmFailure -
ShapeShifterShowdown - ShoutOutToShakespeare - SingleStanzaSong - SissyVillain - SouthOfTheBorder - SpontaneousCrowdFormation - SwampsAreEvil - ThrowingDownTheGauntlet - TranquilFury - VampireVords - VoiceOnlyCameo - WalkOnWater - WasItAllALie - WaterIsAir

Entries he's created or overhauled at some point:

'''Movies:'''

Film/The5000FingersOfDrT - Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey - Film/{{Alligator}} - Film/BetterOffDead - Film/BigAssSpider - Film/DamnationAlley - Film/DawnOfTheDead2004 - Film/DrGoldfootAndTheBikiniMachine - WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove - Film/AFaceInTheCrowd - Film/JuanOfTheDead - Film/KingdomOfTheSpiders - Film/TheLastDragon - Film/LoveAtFirstBite - Film/TheManWithTwoBrains - Film/OurManFlint - Film/ThePresidentsAnalyst - Film/TheProducers - Film/QuickChange - Film/RustlersRhapsody - Film/SpacedInvaders - Film/SupportYourLocalSheriff - Film/{{Targets}} - Film/{{Them}} - Film/TheThinMan - Film/TheVillain - Film/WeekendAtBernies - Film/WhatAWayToGo - Film/YoungFrankenstein

'''Books:'''

Literature/BringTheJubilee - Literature/TheDayOfTheTriffids - Literature/EarthAbides - Literature/FoundationSeries - Literature/JoesWorld - Literature/RendezvousWithRama - Literature/TheStepfordWives

'''Games:'''

Tabletopgame/TheAwfulGreenThingsFromOuterSpace - Tabletopgame/GammaWorld - Videogame/{{MULE}} - Tabletopgame/{{Paranoia}} - VideoGame/VGAPlanets

'''Television Shows:'''

Series/AlmostLive - Series/{{Survivors}} - Series/{{Taxi}} - Series/TheWildWildWest

'''Celebrities'''

Creator/CharlesAddams - Creator/DrDemento - Creator/CaryGrant - Music/TomLehrer - Creator/BelaLugosi - Creator/PatrickMcManus - UsefulNotes/NiagaraFalls - Creator/RobertSheckley - Creator/ShelSilverstein - Creator/GahanWilson

'''Comic, Print and Web:'''

Webcomic/BasicInstructions - Comicstrip/LilAbner - Webcomic/PaoniaPawns - Webcomic/StationV3 - Comicstrip/ThisModernWorld


He's been adding examples from these, along with Robert Asprin's ''Literature/MythAdventures'' novels, the novel ''Literature/{{Warday}}'', and the various ''Film/{{Tremors}}'' movies. And of course, the seminal computer game ''VideoGame/NetHack''; he enjoys this one to the point that he created an alternate [[http://cook.web.eschelon.com/nhack.html Tile Set]] for it. Among those who use such things, it has been fairly well received.

On TV, he enjoys/enjoyed ''Series/DoctorWho'' and its various spin-offs, ''Series/StorageWars'', ''Series/{{Mythbusters}}'', ''Series/{{Community}}'', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'' and ''Series/BrooklynNineNine''. Several of the above quotes came from ''Series/RedDwarf'', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' and ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible''. Other favorite authors/quote providers include Creator/PGWodehouse, Creator/TerryPratchett, Creator/StephenKing, and the comedic writers Creator/PatrickMcManus and Creator/BillBryson. Other computer games he plays are ''Videogame/DwarfFortress'', ''Videogame/{{Spelunky}}'' and ''Videogame/{{Zuma}}.''

He also does a fantasy [[Webcomic/TheMansionOfE webcomic]] which has managed to score a couple of unsolicited [[WebcomicTime trope example]] [[FourLinesAllWaiting listings]]. Woot!

Other than that, he's a slacker. Woah.

----
<<|TheContributors|>>