Previously known as Whatdahell, previously known as Mr. Index, previously known as [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1228598/ Spidey3000]], this troper has, for some reason or another, forgotten or lost the password to several of his previous accounts. It's only a matter of time before I forget this one.

This troper provides examples of...

* TheAtoner: Not in real life, but in a [[http://starshadowhall.tripod.com/ppc/rc1110/01smasher.html riff of]] [[OldShame my first published fanfic.]]
* BerserkButton: Don't call me Donald Duck, or Ronald [=McDonald=], or let me think you are...of course, noone on here would know the reason for me to be compared to either, so I probably just set myself up for a new unwanted nickname, and whoever uses said nickname up with alot of new injuries.
* BeardOfAwesome: Until recently.
* CatchPhrase: Well, sometimes on a chat when I accidentally press the enter k
** FUCKING ENTER KEY!
* ChainsawGood: Owns one now.
* DeadpanSnarker: From what I can tell, most tropers are.
* DorkAge: Middle school.
* FieryRedhead
* ImportantHaircut: Bye bye beard.
* Jerkass: Very much so.
* PairTheSpares: Subverted. Despite Uppie's (half-joking) urging, and a shared love of yuri, nothing romantical has happened between Flame and myself... except for that time I proposed, and then started acting like we were engaged (deliberately misinterpreting her answer), to the point of being obnoxious, but that was a joke. And Uppie, in case you're reading this, [[ShipTease her answer, "don't encourage her" didn't necessarily mean "no"]], [[ShipSinking but it probably didn't mean yes.]]
* RidiculousProcrastinator: [[TvTropesWillRuinYourLife Ok, as soon as I'm done making this Contributor's page]], I'll get right on that math homework. Oh, and the webpage homework, starting at around tutorial two.
* RosesAreRedVioletsAreBlue: This troper submitted his own version of the poem. see the bottom of the page.
* TvTropesWillRuinYourLife: Subverted. FF.net was ruining my life before I discovered TVtropes. Though it could count as playing it straight.

Tropes I enjoy seeing/using:

* ChainsawGood

* CrazyAwesome

* InsaneTrollLogic

* MadeOfExplodium

* RuleOfCool

* SchrodingerFu


[[RosesAreRedVioletsAreBlue Roses are red]].

[[{{Portal}}The cake is a lie.]]

[[MyNameIsInigoMontoya My name is]] [[EvilDead Ash, housewares.]] [[MoreDakka *chk chk*]]

[[PrepareToDie Prepare to die!]]

[[http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/13927/25305360/1/#25327044]]

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* ''Hey Spidey, I just vandalized your contributors page.'' -Kagescorpionakki
* -insert generic vandalism comment here- Happy now, Spidey~? Oh wait! [[HoYay Spivid OTP]]. ~ @/FlameHaze17
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