Let's see, where to start...

[[GenderNeutralWriting First of all,]] [[DefiedTrope I'm male.]] I was born in the states to middle-class, white, [[ReasonableAuthorityFigure Reasonable Authority Figure]] parents, and was raised in a [[SmallTownBoredom boring small town]]. So, my backstory isn't nearly as interesting as most people, but I guess it's better that way. I'm a [[strike: freshman]] sophomore at the University of Washington. As of now I can't decide for sure what career path I want, but I think I'd like something where I'd get to travel and interact with other cultures. I have a lot of interest in [[CunningLinguist language and linguistics]], and besides that the field of [[IntrepidReporter journalism]] has had some appeal to me (I blame [[TheDailyShow Jon Stewart]]).

Besides that, I'm not entirely sure I can give an [[YourMilageMayVary accurate]] [[UnreliableNarrator description]] of my [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation personality]]. Like most people, I act differently in different environments, and my tastes change over time. Who's to say which of my (or anyone's) behaviors are most significant?

Anyway, enough of the existential bullshit. I'll give it an honest shot.

!!Tropes that apply to {{Gelzo}}:

* AccidentalAimingSkills- I've had some entertaining instances of this.
* BadassBeard- Hell yeah!
* BlazingInfernoHellfireSauce- Oh man... I can't believe I didn't vomit.
* ButtMonkey- [[BetterThanItSounds I started a thread on the forum for people to insult me.]]
* DeadpanSnarker- It [[InformedAbility doesn't come into play much around here,]] but I am thought of as this to people I know in real life.
* EatingLunchAlone- Some days it's harder than others. Subverted this quarter, I made a new friend that has a period free when I do!
* TheFunnyGuy- I don't think of myself as exceptionally funny compared to other tropers, but you guys have described me as funny a few times. Since I'm not even close to the smartest one on the forums, and I don't much in the way of specific areas of knowledge, I think I'm just going to take this and run with it.
* HypocriticalHumor- One of my favorite gags.
* LawfulGood- People could reasonably disagree, but I'm not anywhere near evil or chaotic.
* MemeticMutation- I find it very entertaining. Besides that, "Are you insane!?" is something I've said that's become a meme with my friends.
* NotSoAboveItAll
* PersonalityBloodTypes- Not that I personally believe in this kind of stuff, but it's fun when coincidences happen. I'm O+, but don't really seem to fit the description incredibly well.
* PrematurelyBald- Getting there...
* PungeonMaster
* SarcasmFailure
* SmallTownBoredom- As much as it's nice to visit for a few days, I'm not sure I'd like to live in my old hometown.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood- Avocados are the best vegetables ever. Also, my fondness for spicy food makes Mexican a good fit.
* TheQuietOne
* WelcomeToCorneria- An incident involving this trope was one-half my responsibility.
* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes- Snakes, [[AfraidOfNeedles needles]], [[AfraidOfBlood blood]], flying, and some other common phobias don't affect me. But, I sometimes get uneasy around heights, fire, and weapons.
* YoungerThanTheyLook- I've been told I look up to twenty years older than I actually am.

(Oh my, I should clean up those red links...)

So yeah, feel free to vandalize below this point.

{{Tofu}} had a giggle at your Avatar theme. Thanks for brightening her morning, sunshine~!

Hello, dude. -{{Kinkajou}}

To save space, of course. - {{English Ivy}}

Vandalized {{FOR GREAT JUSTICE}}, you PungeonMaster, you. -OuttaTheBLAM

I like swords. ~GlennMagusHarvey

In order to protect you from Glenn's swords, [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=191313 I'll just leave this here]]. --{{Blackmoon}}
->XKCD invocation... ~GMH

[=DANCING KIRBIES!!=] <(^^)> <(^^<) (>^^)> <(^^)> "Poyo~!"--SquealingSandry
* ...Okay, I will admit that I'm feeling vaguely lonely as the only Troper in my area, and want to make friends with like-minded people...)

Godot Was Here.

''Mikasa es Tsukasa'' made me laugh so hard. [[{{@/Zakdos}} anonymous fan]]. Wait that's not what I-