[[IncomingHam GREETINGS, FELLOW TROPERS]]. My name is Gaon, [[SmallNameBigEgo THE ALMIGHTY]]. I am a friendly, frequently [[LargeHam over-the-top]] chap you can always rely on to do tasks such as: refer to completely [[EncyclopaedicKnowledge useless knowledge like a BIBLE]] [Well, Sometimes not ''that'' useless, merely obscure] and over-analyze EVERYTHING under the ray of the sun.
I enjoy a wide range of genres and fictional stories. I am also a fanfic writer [MostFanficWritersAreGirls = '''Adverted. Hard.'''], amateur writer, voice actor, actor, wannabe psychologist, walking encyclopedia, scriptwriter, [[RenaissanceMan and creator of unpublished things in general]].
Few, if any, care for my existance due my lack of social interaction in this site ([[MiracleOfSound I work in the shadows, I live in the shade...]]), unfortunately. [[NoIndoorVoice BUT IF YOU DO KNOW, BEWARE!!]].
[[folder: TREMBLE with fear in front of the Tropes that apply..'''TO ME''']]
* BadassBaritone: I have a deep, [[LeagueOfLegends Mordekaiser-esque]] voice. Unless I scream, in which case:
* BadassBeard: No one messes with my goatee and ''lives''.
* BerserkButton: Don't make jokes about Brazil in front of me. Please. [[UnstoppableRage For your own sake]]...
* CareerEndingInjury: I was an excellent Judo fighter. Then I injured my back: I became unable to resist the falls. Shame.
* CulturedBadass: Well Badass might be a stretch.
* EeriePaleSkinnedBrunette: I never liked the sun. That made my skin grey-ish, and of course, my hair is ''very'' black.
* FemmeFatalons: Male version. Natural, too.
* GeniusBruiser: As mentioned above, I was a prominent Judo fighter in my youth, but at the same time a man of the arts.
* LargeHam: As you can see in the entire page. I'm worse in real-life.
* MightyGlacier: Here's a funny story: I Never developed much ability to run or stamina when I was young, so my technique in fights was to basically NoSell everything and [[MegatonPunch strike twice as hard]]. This trope was the final result.
* MoodSwinger: Expect me to run gamook from "LivingProp" to "ChewingTheScenery".
* NationalStereotypes: Adverted ''hard''; Despite being born in Brazil, I hate Soccer.
* TheLancer / TheDragon: My usual role in groups, if we're talking about a FiveManBand, anyway.
* StrokeTheBeard: '''Very''' often.
* SugarAndIcePersonality: As Mentioned above, I can fall into both TheStoic and LargeHam depending on my mood and who I'm talking to.
* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent: For some unkown reason, my accent sounds like a mix of [[BeyondTheImpossible German, british, Indian, african, italian and occasionally russian]]. I'm ''brazilian''.[[/folder]]
[[folder: Things that please MY MIGHT]]
* MarvelComics in general.
Well, I would love to sit and chat a little more, ButNowIMustGo. Case in point: A book that's in DevelopmentHell. Farewell! [[WeWillMeetAgain WE SHALL MEET AGAIN, FELLOW TROPER]]. In another age...another time.