Aging Bostonian fangirl. Happily married to fandom and a bit of a [[LonersAreFreaks loner]].

!!Vandalism
* FRUITY OATY BARS! I demand to know if you really do make people bust out of their blouses! Do you also cause mouse-to-human mutation? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW! - {{@/FringeBenefits}}
** In answer to your questions: the former, on occasion *wicked grin*. The latter, fortunately no, because then I'd have some unwanted roommates.