->''When shit hits the fan, you turn it off before it spreads all over the room''
-->- Something I wish they told me earlier.

-> ''And also, [[MarkKermode Hello to Jason Issacs]]''
-->- Yeah, its like that.


Welcome to my TV Tropes page, I am Fitfitter95, and honestly, even God can't explain why I decided to call myself that.


I'm 18, live in India, and am a helpless TV Tropes addict, I don't remember what brought me here, but I was hooked since then. Yes [[TvTropesWillRuinYourLife it ruined my life]]

I'm also a huge professional wrestling fan, a smark if you must, and passionately follow the sport. I also like football (real football, something Americans have demeaned by calling it Soccer), and all kinds of music (rap is one of my favorites, but I do like metal and in some rare cases pop)

I am a huge, huge, huge movie buff, with DavidLynch, MartinScrosese and StanleyKubrick being some of my favorite directors, and some people might find it weird, but my favorite movie is Eraserhead, I'm not closed out on film noir, or on a good old fashioned thriller, with AlfredHitchcock's {{Psycho}} being another one of my favorites.

I also love watching television, TheSimpsons is my favorite TV series, I also liked {{Entourage}} during its run and at one point in time was a huge {{Friends}} fan, but now I've mostly latched on to the USA Network bandwagon, with BurnNotice, RoyalPains, WhiteCollar and {{Psych}} being some of my favorite shows, and I'm not really into anime, but I will always have a soft spot for {{Pokemon}} and {{Naruto}}.

Also a HUGE {{Sherlock}} fan.



Tropes associated with me include:
* {{Adorkable}}: I am this to most people, [[BitchInSheepsClothing if only they knew]]
** Actually, its more like {{Flanderisation}} from {{Adorkable}} to ChaoticNeutral

* BorrowedCatchphrase: I do this, A LOT, some of them include
** [[TheFantasticFour IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME]]
** [[ZackRyder Are You Serious Right Now?]]
** Also call people I don't like 'The Epitome Of Suck'
** DAMN!
** [[TheBigBangTheory My mom had me tested]]
** Trust me, if there is any good catchphrase, I will have used it, and most of the times, my friends call me out on it.
* BerserkButton: Don't tell me professional wrestling is fake.
** Also, don't ever call me gay.
** Don't mix food items on my plate, I like eating my rice and my gravy seperately, and you don't get to change me.
** Don't insult {{Eminem}} or Rap music in general, it is a real music form, learn to appreciate it.
* ChaoticNeutral: I am one crazy sun-of-a-gun [[RicFlair WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]
* CloudCuckoolander: Well...I am a bit er...eccentric.
* ClusterFBomb: Sometimes even in public.
* DeadpanSnarker: So much so that I get called out on it, by my Dad of all people, and if I don't have a sarcastic opinion about something, my friends and other loved ones start worrying about my health.
* EmbarrassingNickname: Some of my friends call me 'Thief', because apparently I look like one.
** Some others call me 'The Dark Knight', not because I am cool, but because I am dark skinned and have the habit of vanishing in potentially uncomfortable situations.
** My friends find it funny, but i think 'The Dark Knight' is borderline racist.
* GirlOnGirlIsHot: Are you kidding me, all you need is two girls and I'll probably start thinking up some really naughty stuff.
* HypocriticalHumour: This apparently pisses a lot of my friends off, of course I couldn't care less.
* InsultBackfire: A couple of my jabs always backfire, same thing happens to some people trying to insult me.
* ItAmusedMe: Almost 90% of the things I do are because of this.
* JerkAss: At least that's what the girls tell me.
* MistakenForGay: Doing this pushes my BerserkButton
* ShoutOut: Love doing these, for the love of god, I worked in a reference to BBC's Radio 5 Live, although fans of the show will quickly recognise the Kermode reference.
** Was arguing over the amount of the tip at a dinner table once and called my friend [[ReservoirDogs Mr.Pink]], he didn't get it.
** Sometimes sing [[TheSimpsonsMovie Spider Pig]] in public, people who get it actually join in.
** Trust me to come up with really vague references to TheSimpsons, its my favorite TV show.
* TakeThat: Some subtle, some not that much, but if you have pissed me off in any way, expect one of these.
* {{Troll}}: A first rate one too, but I troll people in real life, not on the internet, by saying random stuff just to piss 'em off, and surprisingly it works most of the time.