--> You say there's no such thing as love
--> There's nothing but the carrot and the stick;
--> But I say flowers bloom because they don't believe in death.

--> You say you never want to be a slave
--> To anyone at all; I say that means the slave will be
--> Whoever stands by your side.
-->-- Translated lyrics from a song by Nautilus Pompilius. My signature on sites with a bigger character limit.

I'm one of those people who never quite ''is'' anything. Anytime I try to say that I'm something, I'm confronted with a reason why I only partially qualify as that thing.

To date, I am the only person to have won more than one of the TVTropesWritingContests, a fact about which I am immensely pleased.

I have been told that if Tropers/{{Blackmoon}} is the Crowning Troper of Horny, I am the Crowning Troper of Furry. I'm not exactly a furry (see first sentence), and I have decidedly mixed feelings towards the FurryFandom, but I'll take the title as a compliment.

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[[folder:Pages I've started]]
* [[LawrenceWattEvans Lawrence Watt-Evans]]
* JohnRidley
* {{Geneforge}}
* VideoGame/CannonFodder
* Memes/{{Theater}}
* TheChocolateWar
* Literature/InvisibleMan
* {{Candorville}}
* GotzAndMeyer
* APrayerForOwenMeany
* {{Nitrome}}
* {{Literotica}}
* [[{{ptitlec3wtsla8}} Elk's Run]]
* ExitPath
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[[folder:Stuff I've written (check it out, some of it's cool)]]
--> ''Fuck yeah, awesome''
-->-- '''Tropers/{{Melloncollie}}''', on ''Eternal''

--> ''Made me d'aww, and I do that most rarely''
-->-- '''Tropers/{{Morgulion}}''', on ''Eternal''

--> ''I shall go '''Redacted''' in the shower''
-->-- '''Tropers/TheDeadMansLife''', on ''The Silent Girl''

As best I can tell, I have one of the larger audiences among TroperWorks (nothing compared to, say, Tropers/{{Zaratustra}} or Tropers/{{Dmmaus}}, but still, 15k readers for one story is nothing to sneeze at.) To introduce my work, I'll start off with ''[[http://freetexthost.com/ksud1o62az The Young Redeemer]]'', my winning entry for the fifth writing contest.

Unfortunately, most of the rest of my work is NSFW (albeit [[ItsNotPornItsArt on the artsy side]].) ''[[http://www.literotica.com/s/eternal-6 Eternal]]'' is my personal favorite of my works, and others can be found on my user page on the linked site.

I had a huge list of tropes here, but it got too unwieldy. Suffice it to say that most of what I write can be classified as fantasy, romance, or paranormal romance.
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[[folder:The folder for unused usernames]]
Some people think of [[AGoodNameForARockBand good names for rock bands]]; I keep thinking of usernames. Unless I lead a mass invasion of sock puppets, I'll probably never use them, so I'll just list them here. (If you're not currently known, and any of them strikes your fancy, I'd be honored to see them used.)
* Tropers/CrystalSoul
* Tropers/HeWhoWaits
* Tropers/FireHydra
* Tropers/DapperChap
* Tropers/SchmidtTheTwit
* Tropers/ReturningAxe
* Tropers/GrayBraun
* Tropers/BlastRifle
* Tropers/{{Cryokinesis}}
* Tropers/LuckOfTheIrish
* Tropers/SpanishRose
* Tropers/{{Knicknack}}
* Tropers/PaddyBlack
* Tropers/{{Felinoid}}
* Tropers/OneHandSlapping
* Tropers/HonorLost
* Tropers/ScholarOfMyth
* Tropers/AncientHorror
* Tropers/DistressingDamsel
* Tropers/{{Stunlock}}
* Tropers/BikiniInspector
* Tropers/MadeInChina
* Tropers/{{Mercanary}}
* Tropers/LostLittleBoy
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[[folder:The folder for pictures and videos]]
Pictures and videos I could use on the forums

[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx-97uRkzRg&feature=player_embedded Just explain!]]

[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmQFcVR6vEs Illegal]]

[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHoNWwhzh3M Boo!]]

[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgd5S-X-_dQ&feature=player_embedded Please please please get a life]]

[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB-wmOYelnM&feature=player_embedded Weirdos]]

[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9gN2hdybFY&feature=player_embedded I'm a bad troll]]

[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35TbGjt-weA&feature=player_embedded I don't want to live on this planet]]

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/pmthumbsup_6932.jpg
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Fuckthisthread_6024.jpg
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/funny-pictures-cat-hates-what-he-sees_2392.jpg
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/thank_you_internet_7205.jpg
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/wile-e-coyote_1261.jpg
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/TVTJawdrop.png
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Thread_Necromancy_3038.jpg
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Not_touching_this_thread_3456.jpg
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Going_to_sleep_8733.png
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/serious_cat_3572.jpg
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/fist_of_flame_v2_5069.png
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Science_9729.jpg
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Mickeyface_1627.png
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/get_a_life_1985.jpg
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Why_do_you_torment_me_8282.jpg
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/1277685539_half_sift_the_best_around1_6418.png
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Natter_demot_6557.gif
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/chris-hansenChecksThread_2288.jpg
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Rozen_Maiden_Not_Like_I_macro_size_4158.png
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/m_not_clicking_this_link_5140.jpg
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Racist_8007.jpg
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Censored_4610.jpg
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/This_Will_Not_End_Well_8339.jpg
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/BatmanFacepalm_6216.jpg
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