This troper used to be called Kitten due to her [[EverythingsCuterWithKittens love of them]], but now calls herself Kaye online. I am...weird, to say the least. My mindset is different from all those around me. The things that go on in my imagination would baffle and frighten those around me.

I have these examples of these tropes in my life:

* AbusiveParents: My mother is one, although not as bad as when I was a child.
* ActualPacifist: I can fight, but I never do. I strongly dislike fighting.
* ACupAngst: Inverted. I wish I was an A-cup, though I guess B isn't that bad.
* AdultsAreUseless: Many of the ones in my life.
* AerithAndBob: I am the Aerith. My friends are the Bobs.
* AfraidOfNeedles
* AlcoholicParent: Grandparent. My grandfather is a drunkard and was a poor guardian.
* {{Asexuality}}
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: Possibly. It sure would explain a few things about me.
* BerserkButton: I don't take kindly to being yelled at. [[{{Understatement}} Not kindly at all...]]
* BestYearsOfYourLife: Not by a long shot...
* BewareTheNiceOnes: I tend to get upset quickly, but it takes me a long time to get angry. However, if you do make me angry, run.
* BlindWithoutEm
* BoyishShortHair
* BreakTheCutie: Well, I'm not exactly cute ([[IJustWantToBeBeautiful I wish...]]), but I need my toes to count the number of times I've been broken.
* BrilliantButLazy: And I love it!
* CulturalRebel: I hate rap music and my fave is pop. Of course, what I often listen to is referred to as "white girl" music. *sigh* Yeah, you can probably guess my race now.
* CurtainsMatchTheWindow: I have very dark brown eyes and hair. Both look black, though light will highlight my hair.
* DrivenToSuicide: It's okay. I'm better now, though thoughts do pop up every now and again.
* DysfunctionJunction
* EveryGirlIsCuterWithHairDecs
* EverythingsBetterWithBunnies
* EverythingsCuterWithKittens
* ExposedToTheElements: In high school, I would always wear my uniform skirt to school and more often than not, I don't have leggings underneath, even if it's 40 degrees! No, I'm not cold.
* FragileFlower: I fit this trope to a T!
* FreudianExcuse: I have low self-esteem. Most people think it's because of being bullied throughout my school life and, to an extent, it is, but the main cause is my family's obsession with appearance and beauty (Imagine being called "ugly" all day in school and then going home to hear you need to have your hair done because it looks ragged. And when you refuse, you're yelled at and forced to. Yeah).
* FriendToAllChildren: What can I say? The little munchkins can be pretty adorable.
* FriendToAllLivingThings
* GirlishPigtails: My favorite hairstyle, high or low.
* GrowingUpSucks: And how!
* HairTriggerTemper: I'm working on it though, but it's not easy when people take pleasure in making me upset.
* HollywoodPudgy: I am called chubby and even fat when I only weigh 120 lbs at the height of 5'4".
* IJustWantToBeBeautiful: Oh, so much.
* {{Kuudere}}: Type 2
* ModestyShorts: My school uniform skirt has shorts attached underneath.
* MoralityChain: My therapist, who is a [[TheShrink type 3]]. At times, she's the only person who can reason with me.
* NotAllowedToGrowUp: I'm still a kid on an emotional level and, unfortunately, I don't know how to mature.
* ProperTightsWithASkirt: On rare occasions with my uniform.
* SelfDeprecation
* ShrinkingViolet
* StayInTheKitchen: Bad idea to say this to me. Very. Bad. Idea.
* StepfordSmiler: Type A. On the outside, I look just fine and I do smile a lot. On the inside, however, I'm constantly fighting a mental breakdown.
* SurroundedByIdiots: My family, definitely.
* TallDarkAndBishoujo: Except for being long-haired, I fit.
* TheGlassesGottaGo: Although, I don't think this will be happening any time soon.
* TheUnfavorite
* ThighHighBoots: I love all boots, but these are my favorite.
* TroubledChild: Teenager, actually
* WhoWearsShortShorts: I do when I go to bed.
* YuriFan: What can I say? I love yuri and my Sims 3 game is full of yuri couples.
* ZettaiRyouiki: Finally reached Grade A!