{{Tropers/Everzwijn}}[[note]] Dutch for [[EverythingIsMessierWithPigs wild boar]][[/note]] (or Everz for short) is some [[FreeStateAmsterdam Dutch]] bum who became a {{troper}} sometime around September 2009. Likes to waste his time browsing the internets aimlessly. Has had his [[TvTropesWillRuinYourLife life ruined by TvTropes]] ''very'' thoroughly [[note]] [[TvTropesWillEnhanceYourLife not really]][[/note]].

He contributes by sporadically editing pages and posting on the forums. Mostly hangs around Forum Games. Used to play a big part in TroperWorks/WeAreOurAvatars.

Feel free to [[WikiMagic vandalize this page]], tropers.

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!!Stuff this guy likes:
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* Franchise/{{Pokemon}}
* Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog
* Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda
* Franchise/{{Metroid}}
* Franchise/SuperSmashBros
* VideoGame/TalesOfSymphonia
* VideoGame/PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor
* VideoGame/{{Pikmin}}
* Franchise/FinalFantasy
* VideoGame/{{Medabots}}
* VideoGame/CommanderKeen
* VideoGame/TheLostVikings
* Franchise/FireEmblem
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[[folder:Webcomics]]
* Webcomic/{{Paranatural}}
* Webcomic/EightBitTheatre
* Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt
* Webcomic/{{Mokepon}}
* Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick
* Webcomic/BoxerHockey
* Webcomic/DragonBallMultiverse
* Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily
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[[folder:Live Action]]
* Series/MarriedWithChildren
* Series/{{MASH}}
* Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus
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[[folder:Manga/Anime]]
* Manga/OnePiece
* Manga/DragonBall
* Manga/{{Eyeshield 21}}
* Manga/JojosBizarreAdventure
* Anime/{{Digimon}}
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[[folder:Music]]
* Music/PinkFloyd
* Music/TheOffspring
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[[folder:Youtube]]
* LetsPlay/SirRonLionheart (BEST let's player EVER)
* WebVideo/ProJared
* [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCN7Ljwo7VoPJYDkhdcJptQ Mr1Upz]]
* LetsPlay/DeceasedCrab
* Creator/TeamFourStar
* LetsPlay/ClementJ642
* [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJvBEEqTaLaKclbCPgIjBSQ Smooth McGroove]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIVpIsCDdfSfJBzXKRYXjRA Nate and Dookie]]
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!!Tropes that people believe apply to {{Tropers/Everzwijn}}:
* TenMinuteRetirement: He has multiple time quit the WeAreOurAvatars RP yet, he still comes back for some reason X3 ~ Tropers/SpookyMask

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!!Vandalization section:

Huzzah! Another fellow Dutchman and Mx0 fan! Enjoy your stay! {{Tropers/Kayeka}}
* Well hello there. ~ {{Tropers/Everzwijn}}

Everzwijn is PrettyCoolGuy, does TenMinuteRetirement multiple time and isn't afraid of anything, eh? - Tropers/SpookyMask
* [[FlatWhat What]]. You're out of your mind. Seriously, [[SelfDeprecation there's absolutely nothing cool about me]]. >__> ~ {{Tropers/Everzwijn}}
** Well, maybe I suck so much that you are cool compared to me? :3 Edit: I edited original one to describe you better x3
*** Coming back to this comment years later, I can say with full confidence that we both are, and always have been, total fucking badasses. Yes. ~ {{Tropers/Everzwijn}}

Oi, you! [[ContinuityNod Stop banning people or I'll be forced to ban YOU for excessive meanness!]] - {{Tropers/Flanker 66}}
* Never! I'll never quit banning and you can't stop me! [[EvilLaugh Muahahaha]]! >8D ~ {{Tropers/Everzwijn}}

{{Tropers/Schitzo}} says hi :3
* Hi {{Tropers/Schitzo}} =P ~ {{Tropers/Everzwijn}}

[[ItMakesSenseInContext BUMPER COPTERS!!]] ~ Tropers/CapedLuigisYoshi

Guess you were right. : ) - {{Tropers/Keybreak}}

->Saw Fear today.\\
\\
It was pounding its grey-brown hide, very literally hell-for-leather\\
Across the fresh-ploughed slabs and furrows\\
Bolting for hoped-for cover\\
Like the bullet that would otherwise overtake it,\\
The product of a primeval ‘fight or flight’, self-preservation mechanism\\
Triggered by acutely mortal senses, simultaneously overwhelmed\\
By what had ‘no right’ to be there in Danny’s Wood:\\
Luminous, luridly unnatural ‘Don’t shoot me – shoot anything else that moves! ’ vests;\\
A cacophony of football rattles viciously clacking and gnashing their teeth\\
Like a pack of ravening hounds baying for blood,\\
And, above all, that unmistakable, sickly smell,\\
Harbinger of the ultimate predator,\\
Spreading and encircling like a stalking plague,\\
Cutting off escape,\\
Closing in for the kill.\\
\\
It was still going,\\
Charging over the ridge\\
And lost to line-of-sight of one rifle\\
After both barrels had missed their mark.\\
\\
Seconds later, from the other side of the hill,\\
One solitary shot rang out,\\
Its six or more distinct echoes\\
Ricocheting and reverberating off every slope between\\
Brunstatt and Bruebach:\\
A sort of sorry, last salute for a Sanglier:\\
A worthy adversary,\\
But for me more a sad memory\\
Of a man-made murder unnecessary.\\
\\
- Tony Jolley.

Dude. Keep it up. @/AlirozTheConfused.

Tropers/TheMightyAnonym You were ''right''; now suffer fool! '''VANDALIZE''', '''VANDALIZE''', '''VANDALIZE''', '''VANDALIZE'''! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

{{Tropers/Mattman324}}: You wanted a bastardization, and you got one. THIS PAGE HAS BEEN BASTARDIZED!

{{Tropers/Fauxlosophe}} '''IT IS TIME FOR A HAM OFF!'''

It's a me, '''KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!''' ~ {{Tropers/SeveredKhan}}

Your avatar's a ninja Farfetch'd. [[http://www.jrkees01.com/assets/Best_Cookie-20.jpg Have a cookie.]] - {{Tropers/Slouch}}

You are banned. BANNED. [[LargeHam BANNED, I SAY! PITIFUL EARTHLING!]]
Now you can never post in the banned thread again. [[EvilLaugh MWAHAHAHAHA!]]-- @/{{StrangeDwarf}}

WAT IZ THIZ?! I IZ VANDAL. -- {{Tropers/Eventua}}

I no be here? Me writy song time! [[CatchPhrase Bitch, you got Songed.]]
To the guy called Everz,\\
One I've never ever,\\
Know... A European like me!\\
Wow, that fills me with glee!\\
I salute you, dear friend,\\
Maybe soon we'll defend,\\
The castle from demons and monsters,\\
And maybe even go further,\\
You are cool, and pretty fly,\\
Who can hate you? There's no reason why. - [[{{Tropers\Inhopelessguy}} The Songseamster]]

[[MemeticMutation YOU MAY KNOW EVERYTHING I'M GOING TO DO, BUT]]- oh screw it, nobody's going to get this anyway. - @/KatanaCat

{{Hello}}. - @/{{Boxen}}

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