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[[caption-width-right:249:o ヮo]]

-->''"I am the core of my danmaku. Touhou is my body and canon is my blood. I have created over a thousand spellcards. Unknown to Defeat, Nor known to Victory. Have withstood pain, randomly attacked by peoples. Yet, those hands will never stop danmaku-ing. So as I pray, Unlimited Touhou Works!"''
-->--Essefantasia, Touhou Canon-lore Maniac

-->"... O ヮO"
-->--Essefantasia, [[CloudCuckoolander while thinking that you're a new toy or delicious food]]

!! O ヮO:
* O ヮO
* O ヮO
* O ヮO
* Confused? Don't be O ヮO

!! "Uhh... Just who are you?"
* Depends, Are you sick of all the "O ヮO"?
** "No"
*** [[spoiler: O ヮO]]
*** [[spoiler: Back to Are you sick of all the "O ヮO"?]]
** "Yes"
*** [[spoiler: Go on to the next section. Shoo, shoo.]]

!! "Right/good/bah/56$%^%$#$@$(*^&*&*(&^@$$##$/whatever/insert-your-text-here. So who/what are you?"
* {{Troper}}
** If your response is something along the line of "[[CaptainObvious That's obvious]]" go to the section after this.
** If your response is something along the line of "I've had enough of this/Jeebus!/Gyaaaaaaaaah!" go to the last section.

!! Essefantasia:
* O ヮO:
** {{Touhou}}
** [[CloudCuckoolander Cloud Cuckoolander]]
** {{Touhou}}
** [[AxCrazy Chainsaw Crazy]]
** {{Touhou}}
** [[TheNicknamer Hello Doodoo! ^~^]]
** {{Touhou}}
** [[ScrewySquirrel I have a surprise present for your birthday ^~^]]
** {{Touhou}}
** [[FunTShirt I'm with a doofus -->]]
** {{Touhou}}

!! That's all O ヮO
* "Wait where's this "last section" you're talking about?"
** [[spoiler: "Back to Are you sick of all the "O ヮO"? "]]

!! Customer complaint/Revenge of the angry mobs/"I'll kill you!"/Dohohoho/>_>/Vandal-modo/whatever section:

* H-hello? Is there someone here? It's all dark and OHGODOHGODSHE'SGOTMMMM - @/OrangeSpider
* Hi there! ~ @/ThatHuman
* Okay, look, here's the situation. I vandalise your page, and you don't give me that look until my heart explodes. Deal? -@/{{Phoenixor}}
* unyu~? @/{{raigakuren}}
* HELLO! Nice to be here. That look... I can deal with. @/InhopelessGuy