Hello. I'm Enkufka. I'm a 21 year old male, 5'8~9", 175 lbs. and it would be very hard to tell this just by seeing my behaviour on the forums. I have lurked on tvtropes for about 2 years now, and figure I should make myself a contributor page. I joined at approximately February 19th, 2011. I am a nerd about a lot of things, but mainly physics and [[GunsAndGunplayTropes guns.]] and how to apply FunctionalMagic to both.

I have AttentionDeficitOohShiny and this often shows up in my conversations and contributions. I lack confidence to really make much in the way of contributions that would be noticed.

I have, like many Tropers I would suspect, a story in my head. Given that I am a massive DaydreamBeliever, it involves a self-insert to any character based show/video game/story/book I can/have read/play(ed)/watch(ed). I will eventually get around to writing it though I doubt it will amount to anything of quality.

[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=12930989760A43804800&page=344#8599 First appearance]]

Happy Troping!

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* BiTheWay
* CuddleBug: From the pile of course. -@/VoidsEmpathy
* LateToThePunchline: sometimes.
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[[folder:You Dirty Vandals!]]

* [[FlowerMotifs The faeries bring gifts of flowers.]] [[MagicalLand Welcome to the Tropes.]] - [[@/{{StolenByFaeries}} a faerie]]
--> Yay! I love flowers!

* Hi! Seeing how long you've been around, I can't believe I just got around to vandalizing. Oh well.- @/ILoveDogs

* Hiya, Enkufka! In this bountiful land filled with [[@/{{StolenByFaeries}} faeries]], your appreciation of guns is shared by many here, myself included. ~ @/{{GameSpazzer}}
--> >Pulls out a Skorpion< I like my guns!

* Is this where I feel welcome? Do I wait? --[[@/{{Snicklin}} Enkufkfka]]
-->You are always welcome in my house. :)

* Who am I? --@/SeanMurrayI
-->You are you. You are the day. You. Are! SEAN MURRAY!

* You didn't know I was going to leave a message here, so now you're "a victim of coicumstance". Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk! - @/{{AlBundyFan365}}
-->*Facepalm*

* Hey there! You seem nice, so I won't [[{{Pyromaniac}} set your page on fire]]. -@/{{Nekoalexa}}
-->I built a room just for your pyromania. Have fuuun~!
** In that case...-sets the room on fire- :P -@/{{Nekoalexa}}
---> >Grabs Mashmallows < :3
** -comes back and sets this vandalism on fire- :P -@/{{Nekoalexa}}
----> Marshmallow on a stick? :3
** Okay! :D -roasts marshmallows in her corner- :P -@/{{Nekoalexa}}

* Welcome to TvTropes! ~{{Tropers/Fuzy2K}}
-->Thanks! Its great to be here! :D

* -spraypaints "@/MrW was here" and runs-
--> I c wut u did thar!

* Oh hai there! It appears as though I have vandalised your page :D. -@/{{A Crack In Time}}
--> Noooo! Mah precious page!

* -glomps- --{{Tropers/Compassionate Sadist}}
--> >Is glomped< :3

* Another troper page lies in vandalised ruins! Ahahahah -shot- -@/{{Phoenixor}}'s corpse.
--> Get up so I can shoot you myself! :D

* Any guy who's willing to quote me in their Sig [[IncrediblyLamePun automatic]]ally gets a salute from me. Also, what I said about cannons and ships? [[http://www.navweaps.com/index_tech/tech-035.htm It's true to an extent when you're talking battleships]]--generally the number and types of guns are specified first, and then the ship is built with that in mind. The {{shipping}} pun was just a nice bonus. AndNowYouKnow! --@/SabresEdge
--> I did not know that. I'm not well versed in naval warfare/history/tactics/practices.

* I tagged your page. God, I'm such an awesome rebel. -@/{{steampowered}}
-->You're Che reincarnated!

* This vandalism is not really here. It's [[DaydreamBeliever just a dream]]. -@/{{StrangeDwarf}}
-->Then what am I reading???

* You have been vandalised. Accept your fate!-@/{{HellmanSabian}}
--> NOOOOOOO-ok.

* Your vandalism wall has now been [[@/EarlOfSandvich SANDVICH'D!]]
--> Delicious! >Omnomnomnomnom<

* This vandalism intentionally left blank - @/{{Balmung}}
-->This comment intentionally left blank.

* Alo guv!- @/MrW
-->How's it going, squire, all right?

* I have 3 {{Touhou}} stories in my head, but the first two stories would play exactly the same way[[labelnote:hint]]It involves [[{{Ikaruga}} changing polarity]][[/labelnote]]. - @/{{Tropers/SonicGTR}}
-->Write them down, then! I'm trying to do it with my story.

* You have quite the vandal space here, so allow me to award you many internets. ~ @/{{betterthanstrawberry}}
--> w000t! I luvs mah internets!

* Wow... that is a lot of vandalisim. VANDALISE'd! - @/{{Haldo}}
-->Yes it is. I like graffiti!

* Eeeeeeeeeeeey!(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ I approve heartily of both this Troper ''and'' this page! @/{{SheWhoChewsGum}}
-->I approve of you and your cuddliness, gummie! :D

* Falcon...VANDALIZE! -@/{{Megamagikarp}}
--> >Glomps you< Yay memes!

* This page has been [[strike:vandalized]] GLOMPED by [[@/EarlOfSandvich the Earl!]]
--> Not again! >Is glomped<

* Wai hallo thar! *smacks with fish* @/{{Sakan4k}}
--> >Reels from the smack< stupid troutsmack!
** I'm back. Not so much with a vengeance, but nonetheless, I am back. [[@/{{Sakan4k}} The Fishy One]]
---> Then I get to return the favour... but later. >:D
*** GRAFFITI TIEMZ!
---->NOW! >Smacks you with a tiny Big Mouthed Bass< >:DDDDDD
*** '''FORE!!!!''' -Smacks you with a SpaceWhale-

* You know what else has a great soundtrack? The Street Fighter EX series. Check it out :) @/{{HellmanSabian}}
--> I shall definitely look into it, thank you!

* (*lights joint and locks windows*) EMBRACE IT!!-Vanthebaron
--> >Unlocks windows< No smoking on my page!
** hi *plays with ears*-Vanthebaron
---> Ooooooh! You still can't smoke!
*** Sexy party?-Vanthbebaron
----> Not here...

* The faeries would like the recipe for your cookies. ''Don't give it to them.'' - @/{{StolenByFaeries}}
--> They won't get it. Besides, they can't handle one of the ingredients. :P

* Greetings! - @/{{NathanielTheSeeker}}
--> Hi!
** Once again! =)

* GUTEN MORGEN! - @/TyeDyeWildebeest
--> Guten tag!

* [[ThirdPersonPerson Strange Dwarf]] was here. [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt This wall will never be the same again.]] - @/{{StrangeDwarf}}
--> Curses... >Grabs shovel and digs down to hide<

* This is me typing a wacky message on your page! And now this is me typing a smiley face :D ~[[{{Tropers/Bellacide}} Bella]]
--> This is me enjoying your message! :D

* [[SincerityMode You have cute avatars!]] VANDULIZINGR BWA! ~1whowillmakeEnzeru
--> O Noes! Not more Vandalization!

* Put this in your pipe and smoke it. No, really, it's nice... - @/{{Inverurie Jones}}
--> >Leans out window and smokes it< Well, this isn't bad... ''duuuuuuuuuude''...

* [=*digs tunnel under trope page, drags in tons of gunpowder, detonates*=] -@/HotelKilo
--> But its not the 5th of November yet! :(
** I was thinking more of The Crater.... -rolls barrels of powder under Enk's [[UnusualEuphemism parliament]]-
---> Not my parliament! >Is blown up again<
** [[GeniusBonus We must love each other, or we must die.]] Vote Johnson on November 3rd.... or die
----> >Hands you a Daisy< :D

* I can get used to those of your types. Too shiny to vandalize. -[[@/EuiliGojjekqtu El]]
--> Thank you! fortunately, this is a scratched and dirty section made just for vandalization!

* Hello! I like you. ~[[EnZeRu 1whowillmakeEnzeru]]
--> And I like you! FRIEND! :D

* You say you like to debate. Could you teach me to debate, or debate about history with me? ~@/AlirozTheConfused
--> I can try. I'm not well versed in history, and I'm not very good at debate, but I do like talking with people about what they love.

* The faeries wonder if you would like to meet some {{Kitsune}}: they really are quite the FantasticFoxes! - [[@/{{StolenByFaeries}} a faerie in a fey mood]]
--> :D I would love to meet a {{Kitsune}}! Provided I had someone well versed in ExactWords tag along, like you!

* Oink! - @/{{InverurieJones}}
--> Moo!
* And Again! -@/{{InverurieJones}}

* DEEUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUGH - @/{{TommyX}}
--> [[Warhammer40K WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!]]

* 6,7,7.5,8,(9),10,10.5,11,12,12.3,15,42,300,1337,(BFG-)9000,9999,31337,99999. Miss any numbers? -[[{{@/TARDISES}} TARDISES]]
--> 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233, etc, and 3.141592647...

* Repth! You have been healed by [[DotHack The World]]'s greatest player! ~{{Tropers/Enzeru}}

* Vandalism! Vandalism everywhere! -@/{{UristMcDorf}}

* CLANG -[[@/EuiliGojjekqtu El]]

-returns the favor by putting up various posters of several shows[=/=]games your choice- --@/EarlOfSandvich

* ''Acheivement Unlocked: Vandalism''- [[@/VoidsEmpathy Biscuits!!!!]]
** ''Now with 50% more gravy!!'' - [[@/VoidsEmpathy Mr.Biscuits]]

* You emanate awesome. I can tell. - [[@/{{Tre}} The Toothy Bird]]

* [[BlatantLies This is not vandalizim. No, I have no idea what you're talking about.]] -@/{{Megamagikarp}}

* [[PaintingTheFourthWall ''spraypaints gibberish all over the place'']] -@/{{PantheraSapiensEllipsis}}
** Moar gibberish! Gibberish everywhar!

* Enkufka! K-k-kufka! That! is! your name! <-- (Strange j-pop song that started playing in my head while looking at your page). -@/{{steampowered}}

* Well, the gunshot wound is nicely healed up, so I shall return for a second pass! Prepare your page's body! -@/{{Phoenixor}}

* [[http://tinyurl.com/y8ufsnp Do you like vandalism?]] ~[[Tropers/TheIndefiniteOne theindefiniteone]]

* This is a test of the emergency vandalism system. Do not be alarmed. @/FarseerLolotea

* I hope you like pepper spray. -doodles all over the profile and sprays pepper spray on it- ~[[@/TheIndefiniteOne theindefiniteone]]

* Hi. --@/ShadowBender

* [[color:red: On your page. Vandalizing it!]] -{{Tropers/Rivux}}

* ... - {{Tropers/Evil Children}}

* I herd u liek DarkHeresy SO I DENOUNCED YOU TO THE INQUISITION! -@/{{OrangeSpider}}

* Gotta love that random button! -@/{{Tandra88}}

* HNNNNGGGG ~@/{{raigakuren}}

* TimeyWimeyBall may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. --[[@/{{sgrunt}} a vandal]]

* You are 21. That means you can drink. I am jelly ~@/{{raigakuren}}

* Alright, so this was inevitable...don't hate me Enk, but I had to vandalize ''something''.\\
...else. ;) ~@/{{Keybreak}}

* My favourite colour is [[color:blue: BLUE!!!!]] I'm @/JRPictures by the way.

* Hope you don't mind being sucked into joining F-list too. Now TWO sites will ruin your life! -@/TheyCallMeTomu

* Hi-five, fellow Wisconsinite! -@/{{Linhasxoc}}

* WOOF! -@/{{Canidaemon}}

* You ever wonder how when it comes time to say or write a witty one liner, you can never think of it? --@/ElectrumZephyr

* Right behind you.... -@/MetaSkipper

* Boo! I'm vandalizing you! *''glomps''* ^_^ -@/ThatOneGuyNamedX

* Submit to my vandalism! SUBMIT! -@/ShirowShirow

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