I'm a happy-go-lucky, somewhat educated, and entertaining/annoying guy. I speak Spanish and have awesome t-shirts. My hair is shoulder-length...and ''beautiful''.

I'm a [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TroperTales/ManInAKilt man in a kilt]] on a regularly basis, a {{CloudCuckoolander}} with friends, a {{Shrinking Violet}} with strangers, and I do surprisingly well when [[YouAreInCommandNow I am in command]]...[[{{MistakenForBadass}} surprisingly]].