Eevee Lord will try to tackle this a bit at a time..

Eevee Lord has discovered that orchestrating an entire page is "Too Taxing". Eevee Lord is a patron of accuracy, however, and enjoys making corrections. This could qualify Eevee Lord as a [[FinalFantasyXIII Synergist]], but if your entry suffers a deletion, a justification is ALWAYS given, so please avoid the use of the label [[FinalFantasyXIII Sabetour]]...

Eevee Lord discovered the [[LaconicWiki Laconic]] subpages about a year ago, and has begun supporting them.

Eevee Lord strongly believes that [[OurVampiresAreDifferent Vampires]] do not make a good [[TheProtagonist protagonists]], so much so that when [[TabletopGames enjoying]] a [[NewWorldOfDarkness certain]] [[MageTheAwakening game]], the {{Main/Avatar}} of choice is a [[KillItWithWater water]] version of [[{{Characters/Naruto-HiddenSandVillage}} Gaara]], who [[TheQuest hunts]] them. "Water Gaara" believes his [[MissingInAction sister]]'s [[TheExIndex Ex-boyfriend]]-turned-[[OurVampiresAreDifferent Vampire]] is [[WeNeedToGetProof somehow]] responsible. Use of [[OurVampiresAreDifferent Vampires]] as [[MacGuffin goals]], [[EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses Princesses]], ([[DistressedDamsel Distressed]] or [[PlayingWithWiki not]]), [[Main/SideKick Hero support]], [[LoveInterest Object of affection]], [[MahouSenseiNegima Magic]] [[OldMaster Sensei]], EtCetera, is perfectly [[AcceptableTargets acceptable]].

Eevee Lord is saddened by the recent realization that, without some serious money changing hands, there will never be another great [[VideoGame/MegaMan Mega Man]] video game within the time Eevee Lord has remaining. Worse, Eevee Lord was POSITIVE KeijiInafune had a [[GrandFinale final episode]] in mind for the original series, but [[ExecutiveMeddling because]] of {{Capcom}}'s constant mistreatment of one of their GREATEST talents, it shall not come to pass.

If Eevee Lord is ever fortunate to win [[LuckStat the varrious lotteries]](lotterys?) now played in several states, the winnings will be used to pry the license for [[NintendoEntertainmentSystem NES]]'s [[VideoGame/MOTHER1 Earth Bound]] from {{Nintendo}}'s cold, uncaring clutches, in order to see it, at long last, [[UnCancelled released]] [[NoExportForYou internationally]].

Speaking of, it has been recently verified that Eevee Lord's father purchased for his offspring BeginnersLuck at character creation. Good job, Dad!

Eevee Lord's pages go here:

* Laconic/The3rdBirthday (first page!)
* {{Laconic/Elementary}}
* Laconic/CaptainSNES
* Laconic/KingdomHearts358DaysOver2
* Laconic/KingdomHeartsChainOfMemories
* Laconic/TheSmurfettePrinciple
* [[Laconic/TwentyOneJumpStreet 21 Jump Street]]
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