This is Dudeacus97. You may be wondering why I am on this website. You may also be wondering why "Dudeacus97" is my username. Well, those two questions will not be answered.

For basic information, I am an [[HollywoodAutism autistic]], over-creative teenager from Connecticut. I am a devout Christian who is very into Christian Apologetics and a supporter of Theistic Evolution. You are on the internet. Look it up.

Just kidding. I'm on this website because I enjoy it and to get help in writing my comedic book, The Storm Drain Alligator and the Secret of the Universe. I also came up with many other ideas, but I never made them because I wasn't able to write them or didn't have the capacity (I don't have a full studio.) The books that I write often have to do somewhat with Christianity, from a brutal deconstruction of OutgrownSuchSillySuperstitions to silly comedic works that make fun of people I don't like, like atheists, young-earth creationists, and DirtyCommunists.

Tropes that apply to me:
* AllIssuesArePoliticalIssues: I have this... quirk that everything is, somehow, connected to Vietnam. It just is.
* Cloudcuckoolander: I can be this at times. I can be serious if I want to. Know anybody else who tried to write a book about a talking alligator trying to find the Secret of the Universe? Anybody else who wants to use artificial insemination to breed wolves and Chihuahuas?
* GratuitousGerman: I have some strange habit of yelling "NEIN" whenever I trip or drop something. My German-speaking self only knows that word and some German-sounding gibberish, however.
* InsistentTerminology: A buffalo is a heavily built wild ox that lives in Asia and Africa. Those big [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness ungulates]] that wandered the American Prairie are called the ''American Bison.'' I had to interrupt Dances With Wolves to remind everyone.
* OopsMeAccentsSlipping: sometimes, I will randomly and involuntarily slip into another accent. I don't know how this happens, it just does. Mostly it's British or [[Oirish Irish]], but Russian is pretty rare.
* RunningGag: Blaming things on rather illogical scapegoats, such as Communists, fish people, beavers, and robins.
* SingleIssueWonk: I hate Dubstep and poetry. I just do.
* TeenGenius: As a teenager, I routinely read books on Christian apologetics meant for college students, correct my teachers at times, and have impressed many (as in, most people I know) with my intelligence.
* WiseBeyondHisYears
* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent: sometimes, my accent will slip into an accent that I can't even describe. I tried to use it when we had to read Macbeth aloud in English class, but I failed at a Scottish accent so spectacularly, I stuck to it for laughs. It sounds like a bizarre mix of Scottish, Czech, Russian, and a bunch of other Eastern European accents.

Tropes that appear in my work:
* OutgrownSuchSillySuperstitions: '''brutally''' deconstructed in my book idea, Eurydice.
* SeldomSeenSpecies: Animals that are seldom seen to most are generic to me. Like mantis shrimps, but that's an [[SmallTaxonomyPools entire order, not a species.]]
* TalkingAnimal: The Storm Drain Alligator, an insane redneck alligator is the main character in the novel I am working on, along with an evil pipefish that is reincarnated from Vlad the Impaler and a one-shot joke with a mountain lion that refuses to answer to the orders of a man who claims he can talk to animals.
* WidgetSeries: A talking alligator with the help of his BlackBestFriend and an OnlySaneMan from LovecraftCountry go off to fight a HumanoidAbomination EnfanteTerrible with the assistance of a MadScientist who dreams of weaponizing [[SeldomSeenSpecies mantis shrimps.]]


More will be added later.