{{This troper}} is mostly a {{lurker}}, and usually does minor edits. Due to him being a systematisation freak, {{TV Tropes}} has become his gold mine, so don't expect him to leave soon. Oh, and yeah, he got here from {{xkcd}}.

He hails from [[{{UsefulNotes/Russia}} a faraway land where wild bears roam the streets]], which means you [[YouNoTakeCandle may have trouble understanding him]]. Bear with it. [[spoiler:[[HehHehYouSaidX Heh heh... Bear]]...]]

Likes [[TheSlacker doing nothing]], [[HeavySleeper sleeping]], {{Nanomachines}}, FacePalmOfDoom, [[HumongousMecha giant robots]], MindScrew, LargeHam, [[DuctTapeForEverything duct tape]], fiddling around with electronics (when not depressed, which is rare), drawing (rarely), Metal and {{Chiptune}}s, [[FreewareGames Indie games]], feeling of harmony when something is done properly.

Patiently waits for the Russian section of TV Tropes to open, and for someone to finally leave the [[MemeticMutation "Steal, Kill, F#ck geese"]] comment on the AlphaProtocol page.

Not so talkative outside of TV Tropes. NeedsMoreLove.
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* {{Adorkable}}: {{YMMV}}, but so they say sometimes.
* BlindWithoutEm: [[IGotBetter He got better]].
* ChirpingCrickets: ThisTroper has a [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway superpower]] to unintentionally silence entire threads with a single post.
* DuctTapeForEverything
* EloquentInMyNativeTongue: More like SophisticatedAsHell, but the point stands.
* ExtremeDoormat
* HeavySleeper: 10 hours in a row is no big deal. Sometimes turns into NotAMorningPerson for no apparent reason.
* HighHopesZeroTalent
* GrumpyBear / TheEeyore: Alternates between the two.
* LonersAreFreaks
* {{Lurker}}
* RidiculousProcrastinator: Even now, he is procrastinating.
* SweetTooth
* ShrinkingViolet: [[RealLife IRL]], anyway.
* TheTeetotaler
* ThirdPersonPerson: Sometimes refers to himself as "me" ("Мну") in third person. "ThisTroper" does the job as well.
* VerbalTic: Currently, it's "kinda".
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[[folder:Activity]]
* Minor stuff
* Laconic pages
* Started the ''{{Vangers}}'' work page, which was eventually left to its own devices
* Currently participating in ''WebVideo/TheWallWillFall'' ARG.
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[[folder:Vandalize here]]
* Lol, Limes! ~ApplesGalore
* You win ALL THE INTERNETZ FOREVER. We have agreed unanimously; you get infinite limes and Bonsus points for this. You are AMAZING. (If you don't know what I'm talking about yet... [[http://t.co/1at0l7EL this]] [[http://forum.watchthefootage.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=764&view=unread#p30298 should]] [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Awesome/TheWallWillFall explain]] [[https://twitter.com/TheTrueQuixote/status/274315274340159488 everything]].) ~@/{{QaraXuanZenith}}
* Good day, Mr. Dryunya. [[Tropers/GenndyOdaCOG We]] come to warn you that while TVTropes may be organized, it isn't exactly sane. You probably know that by now, but just in case...
* Well, given that you need more love... -looks about before giving a good hug to Dryunya- I'm sure you're a good person! [[Tropers/NESgamer190 NES]]
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