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[[caption-width-right:200:Iris Wildthyme]]

Doris Wildthyme is a 32-year-old Library Assistant from Eastleigh, Hampshire, United Kingdom. One of the few claims to fame that his home town has is that BennyHill came from there, and that his song ''Ernie, the Fastest Milkman in the West'' was based upon Hill's time working as a milkman in the town. The [[BritishEducationSystem sixth form college]] Doris attended had also been attended by ColinFirth (whose drama teacher taught Doris A-Level English Literature) and the actress who played Rachel in GreenWing (who was in Doris' theatre class).

Doris Wildthyme works in a Library in London and lives in Hounslow. Doris is a massive fan of DoctorWho and many of its relevant spin-offs and likes reading, [[MyLocal going to the pub]] and [[QuintessentialBritishGentleman very much enjoys]] [[SpotOfTea drinking tea]].

Doris happens to be [[BiTheWay bisexual]] and a [[WholesomeCrossdresser transvestite]], is apparently one of the world's three [[Franchise/IrisWildthyme Iris Wildthyme]] cosplayers and is a bit of a [[PerkyGoth goth]]. He likes to think of himself as a bit like [[OrlandoABiography Orlando]], but that's just apalling vanity, much like his constantly referring to himself in the third person...