[[strike:Lurker, mostly.]] Don't suppose that'd be very accurate anymore.

I'm a junior in high school. My first priority upon graduating high school will be leaving this godforsaken town and hopefully finding one that doesn't feel like Jonestown-lite.

My interests include music, 90's software aesthetics, linguistics, [[KeepCirculatingTheTapes video and audio bootlegging]], and cooking. I also do film reviews for my school newspaper, though I'm kind of shafted in that job by forces outside my control.

I strongly believe in the preservation of information. I have a growing collection of threads from this forum that I've saved to my hard drive in case the forum shuts down.
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!!Pages Created:
* [[Series/BonusStage Bonus Stage]] (Before I got an account.)
* {{The Beach Boys}}
* {{Alter Aila}} (I didn't create it, but I wrote the opening description and the first list of tropes for it)
* {{Armake21}}
* [[OutKast OutKast]]
* {{The Adventures Of The American Rabbit}}
* {{Adam Cadre}}
* [[GIJoePSAs G.I. Joe PSAs]]
* {{Geo Cities}}
* {{Epic Meal Time}}
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!!Tropes Applicable To Me:
* {{UsefulNotes/Agnosticism}} - Way I see it, the probability that any religious (or non-religious) path you take is the right one is approximately 1/infinity. That's not a hyperbole.
* {{Asperger Syndrome}} - The bane of my existence.
* {{Audio Erotica}} - In the words of a certain lady I know, "your voice holds the power of suggestion to make me feel less nervous". She meant every implication that implies.
* {{Camp Straight}} - I should probably stop teasing my friends [[LuckyStar Konata-style]] and showing them stuff like [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06082010 this]].
* {{I Just Want To Be Normal}} - Or at the very least, neurotypical.
* {{Narm}} - Just about any attempt on my part to act in a serious manner evokes this. [[{{Deconstruction}} Such is a major source of angst for me]].
* {{Speech Impediment}} - I stutter a bit, and my th's (as in "thick") are all thucked up.
* {{Sneeze Of Doom}} - Runs in the family.
* [[YoungerThanTheyLook Younger Than They Sound]] - Apparently, people mistake me for a 30-year-old quite often online.
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