After numerous attempts to convince himself that [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife TV Tropes has NOT ruined his life]], this troper has finally succumbed and set up a contributor page. He hails from Chicagoland and blusters about the wiki like the anecdotal Windy City wind. When not surfing the Internet and looking for a job, he can be found enjoying Chicago Cubs baseball, practicing his banjo, or listening to [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ma_vlast The Moldau]].

For anyone who cares, the term ''dockmarm'' comes from a favorite beverage among this troper's high school friends -- a combination of Dr. Pepper and cream soda, to be consumed on a boat whenever possible.

This troper has taken NeverSayThatAgain under his wing in hopes that it will flourish.

This troper has launched:

* GonnaNeedMoreTrope

This troper is responsible for naming:

*DurableDeathtrap (well, he suggested Durable Deathtrap'''s''', but consensus was that singular is better.)
*PrenupBlowup

Trope names that make this troper chuckle:

*AdamSmithHatesYourGuts
*DodongoDislikesSmoke
*{{Dronejam}}
*WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway

''Note: the title should read "dockmarm" with a lower-case 'd'.''


Also, this troper can't wait to bomb some dodongos.

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