-->'' “Et on s'est tellemont assojetti, en la dernière, à certaines règles et à certains chiffres, qu'on en a fait un art confus et obscur, qui embarrasse l'esprit, qu lieu d'une science qui le cultive.”'' [[labelnote:Translation]] “And one is so subjected, in the latter, to certain rules and to certain symbols that one has made of it a confused and obscure art that encumbers the mind, instead of a science that cultivates it.” [[/labelnote]] - Rene Descartes, ''Discourse on Method''[[labelnote:*]] Although he's talking about math here, he might as well talk about philosophy... [[/labelnote]]

--> ''To see a world in a grain of sand\\
And a heaven in a wild flower\\
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand\\
And eternity in an hour'' - William Blake, ''Auguries of Innocence''

-->'''THE VOID''': ''Nothing is know about desdendelle on file, so he can commit crimes without being tracked.'' - @/{{Tachyonwolf}}'s assessment of me.

[[caption-width-right:300:This Troper, as drawn by his friends.]]

[[DescribeTopicHere Describe desdendelle here]]:\\
[[UsefulNotes/{{Israel}} Israeli]] BlueAndOrangeMorality [[UsefulNotes/{{Agnosticism}} Agnostic]] GrammarNazi NotSoStoic [[Franchise/LyricalNanoha Nanoha fan]].


* If the backlog[[labelnote:*]] Read: my first post here, in ''[=AGoG=]'''s signup thread, [[/labelnote]] is to be believed, I was linked to ThisVeryWiki (from VideoGame/BattleForWesnoth's forums, quite possibly [[http://forums.wesnoth.org/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=29322&p=420028&hilit=nightmare+fuel#p420028 from this post]] ) sometime in November 2010 and became Known shortly afterwards.
* I got that nickname from the rather insignificant Franchise/YuGiOh card ''[[http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Des_Dendle Des Dendle]]''.
* It is usually shortened to 'desden', or 'des'. The culprits include [[@/GeekCodeRed GCR]], @/KiriAme, @/MrAHR, [[@/TestYourMight TYM]], [[@/{{Fusionman}} Fuse]] and practically everybody else.
* I am also called:
** [=SokhenEphes=][[note]] Hebrew for 'Agent Zero' [[/note]], in Website/YouTube.
** desdendelle, in [[FanFictionNet Fanfiction.net]].
** sur.nhm, in VideoGame/BattleForWesnoth's forums.
** desdendelle, in [[http://www.duelingnetwork.com/ Duelling Network]] (that's an online Franchise/YuGiOh client, in case you were wondering).
** Dizzle, by @/WanderlustWarrior.
* I am:
** Male.
** A soldier in [[UsefulNotes/IsraelisWithInfraredMissiles the IDF's C4I Corps]].
** A philosopher, sort of. I subscribe to [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seneca_the_Younger Seneca's]] variant of the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoicism Stoic]] school of thought, with some [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ren%C3%A9_Descartes Cartesian]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epistemology Epistemology]] and [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immanuel_Kant Kantian imperatives]] thrown in.
** An avid reader, both of silly things (that are SeriousBusiness nonetheless) such as ScienceFiction and {{Fantasy}} and of serious things such as poetry, philosophy, science and contemplative literature.
** A drinker of good tea. Especially Earl Grey.
** The Court Alchemist and Minister of Science to [[@/{{deathpigeon}} Depy]]'s court.
* I had a tendency to vandalise people's pages with quotes; go ahead, sue me. I also had a tendency to sign said vandalisations with names of ships from Literature/TheCulture. For example, the ''Irregular Apocalypse'', the ''You'll Clean That Up Before You Leave'', et cetera.
* I was shipped multiple times:
** Pieguy of the [[WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum PPC]] [[http://disc.yourwebapps.com/discussion.cgi?disc=199610;article=224902;title=PPC%20Posting%20Board shipped]] me and [=ShatteredSanity=] of the same for the 2012 annual PPC Board Shipfest.
** @/HimochiIsAwesome of the same [[http://disc.yourwebapps.com/discussion.cgi?disc=199610;article=225046;title=PPC%20Posting%20Board shipped]] me and [=AnnaBee=] (of the same) for the same Shipfest. Most of the things she noted are quite true.
** Phobos of the same [[http://disc.yourwebapps.com/discussion.cgi?disc=199610;article=239175;title=PPC%20Posting%20Board shipped me with Makari]] for the 2013 annual PPC Board Shipfest, also featuring Sergio Turbo, Tray-Gnome, Ivan the Not-so-Terrible, and doctorlit.
** @/HerrWozzeck [[http://disc.yourwebapps.com/discussion.cgi?disc=199610;article=239187;title=PPC%20Posting%20Board shipped]] me with doctorlit for the 2013 shipfest.
** hermione of vulcan [[http://disc.yourwebapps.com/discussion.cgi?disc=199610;article=239184;title=PPC%20Posting%20Board shipped]] me, Neshomeh, and tea for the 2013 shipfest.
** Lily Winterwood [[http://disc.yourwebapps.com/discussion.cgi?disc=199610;article=255181;title=PPC%20Posting%20Board shipped]] me with [=DawnFire=] for the 2014 shipfest.
** [=DawnFire=] [[http://disc.yourwebapps.com/discussion.cgi?disc=199610;article=255200;title=PPC%20Posting%20Board shipped]] me with tea for the 2014 shipfest. Yes, tea, the beverage. I like tea that much.
** [=DawnFire=] also [[http://disc.yourwebapps.com/discussion.cgi?disc=199610;article=255191;title=PPC%20Posting%20Board revenge-shipped]] with Lily Winterwood for the 2014 shipfest.
* I am the owner of the typo-created elven-feet pole.
* I write Agents [[http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Desdendelle Desdendelle]] and [[http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Anebrin Anebrin]] of the [[WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum PPC]].

[[folder:PBP [=RPs=] I post in]]
* ''[[Roleplay/ChroniclesOfTheGods A Game of Gods: Infinities]]'', first as [[VideoGame/BattleForWesnoth Mehir, the Last Summoner]], then as [[VideoGame/WarriorsOrochi Ranmaru Mori]]. ([=GMs=]: @/{{Stratofarius}} and @/{{Flanker 66}}.)
* ''Bounty Hunters of the Apocalypse'', as Gil, callsign Boss. (GM: Firock Finion.)
* ''[[NasuVerse Fate/]]Serapeum's Experiment, as the Swordmaster. (GM: @/{{Daltar}}.)
* ''VideoGame/StarWarsKnightsOfTheOldRepublic: Disturbance'', as Kohyardh Helk. (GM: Stygian Emperor.)
* ''The Battle of Wills'', as Kaarness. (GM: @/FergardStratoavis.)
* ''War of the Magical Girls'', as Maya Hattori. (GM: @/{{Parable}})

[[folder:Dead, [=and/or=] finished [=PBPs=] I posted in]]
[[note]] This includes [=RPs=] I quit. [[/note]]
* ''Roleplay/AGameOfGods'', first as [[VideoGame/BattleForWesnoth Mal-Keshar]], then as [[VideoGame/TheForceUnleashed Galen Marek]]. This RP is finished. (GM: @/{{locoman}})
** ''[[Roleplay/ChroniclesOfTheGods Eclipse of the Gods]]'', as [[VideoGame/BattleForWesnoth Karrag]]. I dropped Karrag after I understood I can't RP him well. (GM: @/{{locoman}})
** ''[[Roleplay/ChroniclesOfTheGods A Game of Gods: Taskforce Sifuri]]'', first as [[TheCulture/ThePlayerOfGames Flere-Imsaho]], then as [[VideoGame/BattleForWesnoth Ratheln]]. I dropped out when I was drafted and am now waiting for the current challenge to end to introduce [[VideoGame/{{Torchlight II}} The Embermage]]. (GM: @/{{locoman}})
* ''Age of Absalom'', as [[VideoGame/UnrealTournamentIII Reaper]]. This RP is dead. (GM: @/SullenFrog)
* ''AutOmniaAutNihil'', [[Characters/AutOmniaAutNihil first as Jack Shadow, then as Alfred Oriens]]. Unfortunately, this very good RP was ended prematurely due to its [[@/SullenFrog GM]]'s lack of time. Rebooted as Aut Omnia, aut Nihil—Renascibilitas.
** ''[[Roleplay/AutOmniaAutNihil Aut Omnia, aut Nihil--Renascibilitas]]'', as [[OriginalCharacter Vasiliki]] [[EgyptianMythology Leonidas (Khonsu)]]. This RP was [[{{Cancellation}} Cancellated]] due to GM disinterest. RIP. (GM: @/SullenFrog)
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Avatar|TheLastAirbender}}: The Last Stand'', as [[OriginalCharacter Qing Zhu]]. (GM: @/{{Stratofarius}})
* ''Clashing Hearts'', as [[Characters/ClashingHearts Ryu Sakura]]. This game was rebooted. (GM: @/{{daltar}})
* ''Clashing Hearts! REBOOT'', as [[OriginalCharacter Hyou Kyoku and Sakura]]. This RP died due to the GM's lack of interest and was rebooted as ''Romance of the Three Cities''. (GM: @/RainehDaze)
* ''Crossover RP for Original Unused Characters'', as [[Characters/AutOmniaAutNihil Vasiliki Leonedas, Khonsu and Khonsu nepher hotep]]. This RP died to due lack of interest. (GM: @/FantasyLiver)
* ''Franchise/{{Digimon}}: Waltz of the Damned'', as [[OriginalCharacter Sivan Drachen and Cherubimon]]. This RP is dead; it was rebooted (see above). (GM: @/SullenFrog)
* ''Franchise/{{Digimon}}: Waltz of the Damned -- the Second Movement'', as [[OriginalCharacter Shai Arieli and Dianamon]]. Death by massive WritersBlock is never fun. ([=GMs=]: @/SullenFrog, [[@/ColonialEleven Colonial1.1]] and @/FallenAngelOfTheDark)
* ''Franchise/{{Digimon}}: War Game'', as [[OriginalCharacter Uzma Bint-al-Shaitan and Ryudamon]]. This RP died because its GM found out that he couldn't GM. (GM: @/TroperRoxas)
* ''Series/DoctorWho -- Time and Space'', as Marcus Jennifer (temporary), Tuvok (permanent). This RP is dead. (GM: @/{{Stratofarius}})
* ''Dusk of Sentience'', as [[OriginalCharacter Galas]] [[Franchise/StarWars Korra]]. Dead since its GM had a very long hiatus from ThisVeryWiki. (GM: @/{{SOCR}})
* ''Edge of the Multiverse'', as [[Anime/MagicalGirlLyricalNanohaStrikerS Vice Granscenic.]] Quit this one. (GM: @/{{Flanker66}})
* ''[[NasuVerse Fate]]/animus logia'', as [[OriginalCharacter Maya Shokhat]] and {{Gender Flip}}ped!Miyamoto Musashi. Fate/[=RPs=] never last long on this wiki. ([=GMs=]: @/RagnaTheSaviour and @/{{KSPAM}})
* ''[[NasuVerse Fate]]/nexus'', as {{Gender Flip}}ped!Hannibal Barca. ([=GMs=]: @/RagnaTheSaviour and @/{{KSPAM}})
* ''[[NasuVerse Fate]]/replica inverse'', as [[Literature/RomanceOfTheThreeKingdoms Xiahou Dun]]. This RP didn't quite hit the ground running. (GM: @/{{KSPAM}})
* ''Heavens Cross Archipelago'', as [[MarySue the Dragon Lady of Umbarsk]]. This RP was abandoned by its GM and died shortly after. I don't even remember who the GM was.
* ''Hercine -- City of Wonders and Magic'', as [[OriginalCharacter Blodeuwedd, the Black Orchid]]. Dead due to lack of interest. (GM: @/{{daltar}})
* ''[[Literature/HarryPotter Hogwarts]] Slice of Life Roleplay'', as [[OriginalCharacter Vivian Wetherford]]. Deader than disco. (GM: @/MrAHR[[note]] @/CrazyDawg vanished [[/note]].)
* ''[[{{Pokemon}} Legend Hunters]]'', as [[NamesTheSame Gaius Cornelius Tacitus]] and his {{Mons}} Divum the Umbreon and Felis the Absol. (GM: @/{{Plumbum}})
* ''WesternAnimation/LegendOfKorra: The Academy'' as [[NamesTheSame Zhao]] [[GenderFlip Yun]]. This RP is dead. (GM: @/{{Stratofarius}})
* ''Literature/LordOfTheRings -- The Silmaril Crusade'', as [[OriginalCharacter Aerith of]] [[Literature/LordOfTheRings the Deepingvale]]. This RP kinda sputtered and died when it reached the end of its first battle. (GM: @/{{Drace}})
* ''Lost Among the Stars'', as the ''[[Franchise/StarWars Liberty]]'' and its crew. This game was rebooted. (GM: @/RevenVrake)
* ''Lost Among the Stars: The Redux'', as the ''[[Franchise/StarWars Liberty]]'', the ''[[Franchise/StarWars Storm Wind]]'', and their crews. This RP is dead. (GM: @/RevenVrake)
* ''Franchise/LyricalNanoha [[Manga/MagicalRecordLyricalNanohaForce Force]] REDUX'', as [[{{Expy}} Lucius]] [[NamesTheSame Annaeus]] [[TheStoic Seneca]]. This RP is dead. ([=GMs=]: @/AnnoR and @/RainehDaze)
* ''[[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka Magica]]'' RP, as [[SelfInsert Seishuku]] [[OriginalCharacter Tenrai]]. This RP is dead. (GM: @/RagnaTheSaviour)
* ''[[Anime/MagicalGirlLyricalNanohaStrikers Nanoha]]: [[ElsewhereFic Lost Logia Hunters]]'', as [[{{Expy}} Lucius Annaeus Astra Seneca]]. [[ItMakesSenseInContext This RP died because its GM could not describe a building.]] ([=GMs=]: @/RainehDaze and @/AnnoR)
* ''“Peace & Love for Everyone!” Harem RP'' as [[OriginalCharacter Siri Freja]] [[PunnyName Arent]] and [[GreatBigBookOfEverything the Tome]]. This RP is dead. (GM: @/{{Ckretaznman}})
* ''{{Pokemon}}: Battle Dimension'', as [[TalesOfTheOtori Muto Taku]] and [[OriginalCharacter Yustetsu the Nincada.]] Dropped this one due to WritersBlock. (GM: @/{{Stratofarius}})
* ''VideoGame/PokemonConquest: Fate of Crimena'', as [[{{Expy}} Ranmaru Mori]], the Dark Knight, and his partner Nene the Absol. This RP is dead. (GM: @/{{Psyga315}})
* ''Roleplay/RadioCity2112'', as [[Characters/RadioCity2112 Andromeda Hawkeye and Camellia Sinsesis.]] ([=GMs=]: @/{{daltar}}, @/{{Starbound2}}, @/{{Taco}} and @/{{Nman}})
* ''Radio City 3.0'', as [[Characters/RadioCity Subjects 1138-b, 1138-a and 1212]]. This RP is dead. (GM: @/{{Saturn}})
* ''Romance of the Three Cities -- Santo no Renai'', as [[OriginalCharacter Hyou Kyoku and Sakura]]. This RP died when I left it when I was drafted. ([=GM:=] @/{{Bombadillo}} [[note]] @/{{Sonzai}} is on hiatus from ThisVeryWiki [[/note]])
* ''Si Vis Votum'', as VideoGame/WarriorsOrochi![[Characters/MagicalGirlLyricalNanohaStrikerS Subaru Nakajima]] and VideoGame/WarriorsOrochi![[Characters/MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha Fate Testarossa Harlaown]]. Dead, though I know not why. (GM: @/{{Stratofarius}})
* ''“Slice of Life” Teahouse: A Crossover Roleplay'', as [[Literature/{{Dragonlance}} Kang]]. This RP was stillborn. (GM: @/FlameHaze17)
* ''Franchise/StarWars: The Rats and the Mynocks'', as [[OriginalCharacter Makar Konshi]]. WritersBlock for the majority of the players killed this one. (GM: @/SabresEdge)
* ''Taste of Nu Pagadi'', as [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings The Black]] [[{{Expy}} Duke]]. This RP was kinda stillborn. (GM: @/{{Troydenite}})
* ''The Castle Guarded by the Swaying Cherry Blossoms II'', as [[OriginalCharacter Kuma Hana]]. Again, WritersBlock. (GM: @/{{daltar}})
* ''The Gambit''. This RP is dead for so long that I don't even remember the name of the OriginalCharacter I played. (GM: @/{{Hydrall}})
* ''Tokens of the Legendary'', as [[OriginalCharacter Phlebas]] [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Endjinn]]. This RP dead, thanks to a mental breakdown(?) of its [[@/MrAHR GM]].
* ''Twilight of the Gods'', first as [[Film/ThePhantomMenace Darth Maul]], and then as [[Characters/WarOfTheSpiderQueen Pharaun Mizzrym]]. This RP died in its sleep and was rebooted as ''Eclipse of the Gods''.
* ''Roleplay/YuGiOhDuelAcademySecondYear'', as [[Characters/YuGiOhDuelAcademySecondYear Ryu Al-kajima]]. This RP lost all of its players sans two, and died. (GM: @/SarcasticallyInsane)
** ''Franchise/YuGiOh: Frozen Academy'', as [[OriginalCharacter Leo]] [[TheStoic Al-]][[Characters/YuGiOhDuelAcademySecondYear kajima (yes, he's Ryu's cousin)]]. This RP died because its GM disappeared of the face of ThisVeryWiki. (GM: @/IniquitusTheThird)
* ''Franchise/YuGiOh Duel Academy 3: The New Duel Academy'', as [[Characters/YuGiOhDuelAcademySaga Kizuna Al-Kajima]]. RP was killed by the GM due to lack of time. (GM: @/SarcasticallyInsane)
* ''Franchise/YuGiOh: East Academy'', as Eva Ga'ash. I left this RP because problems. ([=GMs:=] Yours truly, @/TehStanman and @/NickTheSwing)
* ''Franchise/YuGiOh: UA'', as [[OriginalCharacter Leo]] [[TheStoic Al-]][[Characters/YuGiOhDuelAcademySecondYear kajima (yes, he was a distant descendant of Ryu)]]. This RP was stillborn. (GM: @/MichaelDj54)
* ''Roleplay/WeAreAllPokemonTrainers'', as Fal Shilde and her '{{mons}}. I left the game due to its hectic pace.
* ''Work in Progress'', as [[TabletopGame/ForgottenRealms Labelas Enoreth]]. (GM: none. This RP was an anarchy, haha.)
* ''Work in Progress: Under New Management'', as [[TabletopGame/ForgottenRealms Labelas Enoreth]]. This RP died due to me inexperience as a GM, and was rebooted. (GM: @/{{Vox}}. GM-In-All-But-Name: Yours Truly)
* ''Roleplay/WuXingInterdimensionalFantasyAdventure'', as [[{{Expy}} The Black]] [[OriginalCharacter Duke]] and [[NamesTheSame Lucius]] [[TheStoic Annaeus]] [[OverlyLongName Astra]] [[Franchise/LyricalNanoha Seneca]] (see above for their origins). This RP was [[{{Cancellation}} cancellated]]. (GM: @/{{Sonzai}})
As you can see, the dead far outnumber the living...

[[folder:This Troper likes the following video games]]
* ''VideoGame/AgeOfEmpires''
* ''VideoGame/BattleForWesnoth''
* ''VideoGame/CommandAndConquerRedAlert 2'' & ''3''
* ''Franchise/DynastyWarriors 4 Hyper''. More challenging than ''Orochi''.
* ''[[VideoGame/EYEDivineCybermancy E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy]]''
* ''VideoGame/{{Fable}}: The Lost Chapters'', sorta.
* ''[[http://www.frogatto.com/ Frogatto]]''
* ''[[VideoGame/HeroesOfMightAndMagic Heroes 3 & 5]] ''
* ''VideoGame/IcewindDale'' and ''VideoGame/IcewindDale 2''
* ''[[VideoGame/KingsQuestMaskOfEternity King's Quest: Mask of Eternity]]''.
* ''Literature/LordOfTheRings: Battle For Middle Earth'' and ''Literature/LordOfTheRings: Battle For Middle Earth II''
* ''VideoGame/{{Myst}}'' and its UpdatedRerelease [=realMyst=]
* ''VideoGame/NeverwinterNights''
* ''VideoGame/NeverwinterNights2'' (despite its stupid party AI)
* ''VideoGame/{{Quake}} II''
* ''VideoGame/SamuraiWarriors 2'', which, aside from the occasional CameraScrew and its tendency to recycle stages, is better than ''Orochi'' or DW.
* ''VideoGame/SeriousSam'' -- hurray for splitscreen on a PC, tons of {{Mooks}} to mow down with a rocket launcher, and hyooj maps!
* ''VideoGame/{{Spore}}''
* ''Franchise/StarWars: VideoGame/EmpireAtWar''
* ''VideoGame/StarWarsTheOldRepublic''
* ''VideoGame/{{Torchlight}} II''
* ''VideoGame/UnrealTournament'', ''Unreal Tournament 2004'' & ''VideoGame/UnrealTournamentIII''
* ''VideoGame/{{Warcraft}} 3''
* ''VideoGame/WarriorsOrochi'', despite Nobutada Oda and Cao Hong's ArtificialStupidity. Seriously, why do they think rushing ahead like some idiotic LeeroyJenkins will help their cause?
* ''VideoGame/WorldOfTanks'' because tanks.
[[folder:This Troper likes the following books [=and/or=] series]]
* ''[[TheCulture Consider Phlebas, The Player of Games, Excession, Look to Windward, Inversions, Matter, Use of Weapons]]'' and ''[[TheCulture Surface Detail]]''.
* ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings''.
* ''{{Sabriel}}''.
* Most of the books by RogerZelazny; I consider him to be one of the best short (as in two-to-three hundred pages short) SF authors.
* ''Literature/TheBartimaeusTrilogy''.
* RA Salvatore's ''WarOfTheSpiderQueen''.
* Catullus's ''poems''.
* Bashou's ''Oku no Hosomichi''.
* Ovid's ''Metamorphoses''.
* ''Literature/{{Dune}}''.
* ''TalesOfTheOtori'', except ''Harsh Cry of the Heron'' which I despise because it's really depressing.
* ''Literature/SnowCrash''.
* ''HisDarkMaterials''.
* Ed Greenwood's ''Dark Warrior Rising''.
* [[Literature/{{Dragonlance}} Rob Perrin and Margaret Weis's]] ''[[Literature/{{Dragonlance}} Doom Brigade.]]'' Kang is awesome.
* The ''{{Corum}}'' series.
* ''Series/IClaudius''.
* Most of what Tacitus wrote.
* Most of Meir Shalev's books.

[[folder:This Troper likes the following TV shows / Animé, or movies]]
[[note]] (Manga as well, since I'm too lazy to make its own folder for it) [[/note]]
* ''Brainiac''
* ''Series/DoctorWho''
* ''Anime/MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha''
* ''Anime/MagicalGirlLyricalNanohaAs''
* ''Anime/MagicalGirlLyricalNanohaStrikerS''
* ''Series/ThePrisoner''
* ''{{Thunderbirds}}'' are Go!
* ''Manga/FullMetalAlchemist:'' The Manga and 2009 animé, that is.
* ''Manga/LuckyStar''
* ''Manga/MagicalGirlLyricalNanohaViVid''
* ''Manga/ToLoveRu''
* ''Manga/ToLoveRu: Darkness''
* ''Manga/RosarioToVampire''
* ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica''
* ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''
* ''Manga/IkkiTousen''
* ''Anime/SuiseiNoGargantia''
* ''LightNovel/SwordArtOnline''
* ''Anime/GirlsUndPanzer''

[[folder:This Troper dislikes the following things]]
%%* His [[AnnoyingYoungerSibling Annoying Younger Brother]].
* WantonCrueltyToTheCommonComma and its {{Subtrope}}s: RougeAnglesOfSatin, NoPunctuationPeriod and HowDoIUsedTense.
* {{Obstructive Bureaucrat}}s.
* Vandalism-only Troper pages, as [[@/TestYourMight TYM]] has observed.
* EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory (excessive symbolism counts, too).
* Albert Camus. His pretentiousness is appalling.
* [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment The IDF's bureaucracy]].

[[folder:Tropes that that guy, desdendelle, thinks he's an example of]]
* [[UsefulNotes/{{Agnosticism}} Agnostic]]: of the 'weak agnostic atheist' variation. It basically means the following:
# I don't know whether God(s) exist, or not.
# I tend to think[[note]] and assume, due to my philosophy[[/note]] that no such being exists.
# I think that it is possible to know whether God(s) exist, unless it's proven otherwise.
* [[CharacterAlignment Alignment Tropes]]: TrueNeutral with heavy shades of LawfulGood.
* AltumVidetur: Oh so very much. Also with English, since it isn't my mother tongue.
%%* ArchiveBinge:
%%** I have Binged ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''.
%%** I have also Binged [[WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum the PPC's archives.]]
%%** I have also Binged ''Manga/ToLoveRu'' and ''Manga/ToLoveRu: Darkness''.
%%** I have also Binged ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''.
%%** I have also Binged ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'' and its 2009 Animé adaptation.
%%** I have also Binged ''LightNovel/FateZero'''s Animé adaptation.
%%** I have also Binged ''VisualNovel/FateStayNight'''s Animé adaptation
%%* AsleepInClass: Happened to me once. Wasn't fun...
%%* {{Berserk Button}}s:
%%** Idiots. Can't stand them.
%%*** Fanatic materialist Monists, because (usually) they understand jack shit about the philosophical implications of what they say.
%%** People mistaking me for a brony. No, I don't watch MLP. I don't think I will.
* BeleagueredBureaucrat: My post is best described as 'moving little pieces of paper around'. And boy are there many of those.
%%* BerserkerTears: Happens.
* BileFascination: That's why I became [[WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum PPCer]].
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: Kind of given, since my moral code is an odd mix of Stoicism, Kantian imperatives, and Cartesian epistemology. Despite my LawfulGood tendencies.
* {{Bookworm}}: Though less so now, since I'm in the army. Not much time to read there.
* BrilliantButLazy: I am gifted (135+ IQ), but incredibly lazy.
* CantHoldHisLiquor: I can't drink more than half a pint of Guinness, and Saké makes me tipsy.
* CaptainObvious: Obviously (and annoyingly, to my RL friends) enough.
* CatchPhrase:
** [[RealLife RL-only]]: “{{Understatement}}, [Insert-name-here], always understate.”\\
This is also an example of OneLinerNameOneLiner.
** “Poku!”
%%** I tended to use 'Indeed' in a very [[Series/StargateSG1 Teal'c]]-ish manner (so other people tell me, anyway).
%%** I also use multiple variants of '{{Hello}}'.
* CessationOfExistence: I believe in this.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: I kinda tend to miss the obvious sometimes.
* CommunicationsOfficer: Since I'm in the [=C4I=] Corps, it's kinda given.
* {{Crossplayer}}: As of August 25th, 2013, I have more female avatars here than I have male or ones of indeterminate gender. (The ratio is 65:43:11, in case you were wondering.)
* DeadpanSnarker: Who isn't?
* DeskJockey: Yep. Due to a low [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medical_Profile profile.]]
* EncyclopaedicKnowledge: Due to {{Bookworm}}ness.
* FauxHTMLTags: Used often.\\
[[SelfDemonstratingArticle /example]]
* FoodTropes:
** BlessedAreTheCheesemakers: Especially if the cheese in question has herbs in it.
** BrainFreeze: Happens often.
** [[ComfortFood Comfort Drink]]: Good Earl Grey tea.
** [[DoesNotLikeSpam Does Not Like Coriander]]: Or parsley.
** DrinkOrder: Tea. I'm known as 'that guy that drinks tea' in my branch.
** EverythingsBetterWithBacon
* GlassesPull: {{Subverted|Trope}}. I sometimes take my glasses off before (or after) I speak, but it has no meaning whatsoever.
* GoodCannotComprehendEvil: Sort of; I really can't understand what motivates people to be evil.
* GoodOldWays: Wearing a longcoat, being polite (which is rather rare here in Israel), reading a lot, writing poetry on metre, translating obscure poetry, dealing with philosophy...
* GrammarNazi:
** All hail correct punctuation!
** I really hate [[HowDoIUsedTense tense shifts.]]
* [[HatesEveryoneEqually Hates Every Organised Religion Equally]]: More or less.
* HonestyIsTheBestPolicy: I fully believe in this.
* HypeAversion: [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Ponies]].
* IconicItem: A [[Series/DoctorWho Tenth Doctor-ish]] BadassLongcoat, and that one picture in which I look like a Russian Mafia member.
%%* InsistentTerminology: That's ''desdendelle'', with a lowercase d, mind you.
* LaughterTropes: I suffer from an AnnoyingLaugh, but at least it is [[EvilLaugh evil.]] Or [[NightmareFuel nightmarish]] sometimes. Or a NoblewomansLaugh.
* MotorMouth: Sometimes, especially if the subject is complicated [=and/or=] obscure.
* MovieMakingMess: My Cinema movies all ended up as this, unfortunately. In the last one, one filming day was cancelled eleven times, six because of the rain and the rest because of the incompetence of the rest of the team.
* {{Nerd}}
** GeekPhysiques: Of the thin, muscle-less variety.
** ProudToBeANerd: Because I am what am and I don't plan on changing because others don't understand that.
* NinjaEditor: If I spot a typo in my posts, I usually go back and fix it as soon as I see it.
* NonActionGuy: And how. Reading is better than doing stuff!
* NotAMorningPerson: Earliest I'll wake up naturally is circa 1100 hours, and while I do have to wake up early sometimes because army, I still hate it.
%%* OrdinaryHighSchoolStudent: Subverted in the past; while I was a high-school student, I wasn't really ordinary (philosophising, ho!).
* PowerTrio: Apparently, I'm TheKirk to @/{{Bamack1}}'s [[TheSpock Spock]] and @/{{Fusionman}}'s [[TheMcCoy [=McCoy=]]], though since Bamack disappeared, the Trio is pretty much defunct.
* SawStarWarsTwentySevenTimes: I have read ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'' something close to ten times.
* SerialTweaker: Sorta perfectionist.
* SongsOfSolace: Changes with my mood.
* SophisticatedAsHell: Even more evident when I speak Hebrew.
* TalkativeLoon: If the subject interests me.
* ThatCameOutWrong: Quite a lot, unfortunately.
* TheEnneagram: A Four. Apparently.
* ThePhilosopher: Cartesian Stoicism FTW!
* TheSouthpaw: Mostly.
* TheStoic: Literally.
** NotSoStoic: But not perfectly.
* TheQuietOne: Until the ice breaks, that is, and sometimes even after that; if I have nothing to say I will shut up.
%%* TranquilFury
%%* TroperTypes:
%%** Trope Editor
%%** The Advertiser: For ''VideoGame/BattleForWesnoth''.
%%** Trope Browser: Most of the time.
* [[TVTropesWillRuinYourVocabulary TVTropes ruined my vocabulary.]]
* [[AdjustingYourGlasses Type 2/type 3 Glasses Adjuster.]]
* VerbalTic:
** my SignatureLaugh.
--> '''desdendelle:''' T'hehehehe-
** Also:
--> '''desdendelle:''' Poku!
** I've also a variety of Tics IRL; most of them are a little too embarrassing to be listed here.
--> '''desdendelle:''' Mim-mi-miim.
--> '''desdendelle:''' Meep!
* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent: Something British, people assure me, and it's so thick that some people (not the same ones) can't really understand me if I speak English.
* WritingByTheSeatOfYourPants: Another bad habit I'm trying to get rid of.
* YoungerThanTheyLook: Take my word on it. People tend to think that I'm ten years older than my true age. Happens less and less though, since it's kinda hard to mistake the age of a soldier here in Israel.

[[folder:Lazy man's box]]
(This is where I drop off stuff I need but am too lazy to find every time.)
* IttyBittyWikiTools
* TVTropesTranslationProject
* Administrivia/WickNamespaceMigration
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/editors.php?entry=NamespaceHere.ThePageTitle Who edited this page?]] (put the page name instead of '[=NamespaceHere.ThePageTitle=]')
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13441922420A66872200&page=13#305 Radio City 3.0 Heroes and Rogues Gallery]]

[[folder:Space for vandalism, messages etc]]
[[TroperWall/{{Desdendelle}} Moved.]]

[[folder:Former signatures]]
* "Uhhh, boss? There's this weird portal that's sucking the world up."\\
"Build a wall around it. It'll be fine." --@/EviIPaladin, describing a certain TabletopGame/YuGiOh card.
* "...I don't even mind this derail because it's so much better than the derails that could be going on right now." -@/BestOf, in the short-lived second Israeli politics thread.
* "... You're making me think about a parasitic, Raising Heart wielding Kyubey living inside people" -Sergio Turbo
* "The! The A and the It have been caught by Daleks!"\\
"The who?"\\
"No, we left her on Gallifrey..." -hS
* "Sergio Turbo/firemagic/Desdendelle.\\
A cuddly sandwich of animé and magical girls and bespectacled folks." -Lily Winterwood
* The British Plover that ''isn't'' British.\\
[17:27:48] [[@/{{Plumbum}} Plummet]]: Stop being British damn you.

''“There are stars above me, and the cherry trees blossom. The garden is still, and completely quiet save for my steps and the sound of my breathing. I walk through the garden till I reach a door; I open it and stare into the very edge of infinity.”''