Does ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin. I write bad fan-fiction in my spare time (which I have a lot of right now) and have been preemptively banned from playing {{TabletopGame/Munchkin}}.

!!Basic Info:
* '''Screen name:''' Deadbeatloser22
* '''Real name:''' Jennifer
* '''Gender:''' Female
* '''Age:''' 28
* '''Nationality:''' British / English
* '''Current Occupation:''' None
* '''Hobbies:''' Building things, writing, lurking on the internet
* '''Pet Hates:''' Shoehorned yaoi, Aggressive Fanboy/Fangirlism (Twilight fans, I'm looking at you here!)

!!Notable Tropes that apply to me or the things I've written:
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[[folder:Found by me]]
* ApologisesALot: Pretty much my defining character trait now.
* AttentionDeficitCreatorDisorder: How I managed to have six fanfics on the go at once.
* BerserkButton: Never, '''''ever''''' accuse me of just being an [[AttentionWhore attention seeker]]. Because when you've had to endure four years of people writing off any complaint you make of bullying as this, you really get [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] sick of it.
* BewareTheNiceOnes: [[Literature/GauntsGhosts I am known to be a fair man, until I am pushed.]]
* BlindWithoutEm: Not really. I can still see without my glasses on.
* {{Dandere}}: Let's just say that when people start comparing me to [[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Fluttershy]], they're not that far of the mark.
* DraggedByTheCollar: I seem to dish this out occasionally, although not as much as I used to. Usually involves the handle on the top of someone's rucksack.
* EverythingsBetterWithPlushies: [[http://imgur.com/a/vn5b6 So many]].
* GuiltComplex - ExtremeDoormat variety.
* HeadphonesEqualIsolation
* ICallItVera - Computer hardware seems to get named after Manga/KOn characters; I named my [=MacBook=] Mio, my desktop Azusa, the laptop that replaced the [=MacBook=] after it broke Yui, my phone Ritsu and my tablet Mugi (ironic considering it doesn't have an actual keyboard).
* ItSeemedLikeAGoodIdeaAtTheTime - My choice of username.
* {{Meganekko}}: Yes, since I only tend to wear contacts for cosplay now..
* NotAMorningPerson - Very much so. Can take up to an hour before I'm coherent enough to do anything complicated like get out of bed.
* OlderThanTheyLook: Has been pointed out by a few people.
* TheAllSolvingHammer - First thought when a bit of flat-pack furniture gets stuck? "Hammer."
* TheSouthpaw - Yup, I'm a leftie.
* UsedToBeASweetKid - Ten years ago I wasn't anywhere near as jaded, cynical and pessimistic (or just outright depressed, since I might actually be none of those.) as I am now. The short explanation? KidsAreCruel.
* WritersBlock - Oh so very much.
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[[folder:Found by other Tropers]]
* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: Probably ~@/{{mellochan42}}
* {{GIRL}} - A rare unintentional, and frequently denied version... ~ @/{{deathpigeon}}
* [[IHaveManyNames I Have Many Nicknames]]: Deebee, Deeby, DBL, Deadbeat... There are probably some that I missed. -@/{{desdendelle}}
* {{Keet}} - I get that vibe from you...or I could be wrong. Maybe both. ~@/{{Frosplosion}}
* MoeStare - All I can see are Kairi and Naminé staring into my soul... ~@/{{Frosplosion}}
* MustHaveCaffeine: I'm really just guessing here. - @/CompletelyNormalGuy
* NiceGuy ~ @/{{deathpigeon}}
* OnlySaneMan ~ Compared with a lot of other forum-goers, you seem pretty level-headed. ~@/{{OMalley}}
* SelfDeprecation: You just seem to be the kind of person to do this - whether I know you or not, whether I read your profile or not. ~@/{{Theindefiniteone}}
* ShrinkingViolet ~ @/{{deathpigeon}}
* TheWoobie - From what I can tell... ~ @/{{deathpigeon}}
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