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[[caption-width-right:280:Also known as Nero to, like two people on the planet. One of whom picked out this picture for me.]]

What is Darn Penguin, you ask? Of course not, you ask instead "who is Darn Penguin."

This is a very interesting habit you have of asking questions. Suppose you ran into a person who had a habit of blurting out surprisingly poignant answers, then I suppose you'd have a marvelous time emulating a coherent conversation.

Well, it was positively lovely talking with you, but I suppose I should very much be on my way. If you'd like to talk, send me a private message, or add me on Skype, Al Cook (darnpenguin).

...

Oh, of course, the question!

Let's get this out of the way quickly

I LIKE:
* HeavyMetal
** HeavyMithril
* Jones Soda
* WorldOfDarkness
* strange beers
* BruceCampbell
* chicks
* [[BiTheWay boys now too, apparently]]
* Cracked.com
* [[CaptainObvious this wiki]]
* ZAngband

I DON'T LIKE:
* Rap
* Microsoft
* Sony
* Sports
* most of the rest of the internet
* writing this list
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Stevebat was here

[[@/{{StolenByFaeries}} The faeries were here too.]]

Whodunit? Youdidit. -- Tropers/IniquitusTheThird

You don't have nearly enough vandalism yet. Allow me to fix that! -@/{{Phoenixor}}

Well well well it seems as if we have a lot in common..idkjklol -@/GillyGirl32

Yo-ho-ho! -looks miffed- Or does nobody actually say that? -@/{{Desdendelle}}

your underwear will always be rainbow -@/CommanderObvious

Hey... I think you need a poem!
This is like a puzzle,\\
A puzzle without any clues,\\
If you know the truth,\\
It's easy to get through,\\
Because I like you,\\
You're funny and you're cool,\\
You have a neat avvie,\\
And you got awesome skills,\\
A really sweet guy,\\
Never one to lie,\\
Dude, you're awesome,\\
And that's the truth. - [[{{Tropers/Inhopelessguy}} The Songseamster]]

The @/{{shadow| bender}}s have graced this page.

What's your favorite HeavyMithril band? -@/{{Canidaemon}}

I am in this place, and it is a nice place. -@/{{Ikiniks}}

* Heya! -Tropers/MokonaZero

* Hi! I left a picture on your fridge, and a cookie in the cookie jar. -@/{{DiurnalBrocolli}}

Who put this Darn Penguin in here!? - @/{{Eskay64}}

You're a cuddly penguin~ —@/{{Six|thhokage1}}y