If you really must contact me, I have a Gmail account. I'm just now trying writing my name as a Wiki Word, but I'm used to it being one word.

I've completely lost track of what I've created, so forget it. Well, um, let's see, YouSquared, JustFineWithoutYou, NoCelebritiesWereHarmed, RecordNeedleScratch, CMOTDibbler, TenMinuteRetirement, RingAroundTheCollar, MickeyMousing, ReallyDeadMontage, SingleStrokeBattle, YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe, GrossOutShow, BritCom, AuthorAvatar, FashionableAsymmetry, TheZotz, SeizaSquirm, YesButWhatDoesZataproximetacineDO, NotQuiteStarring, SpaceshipGirl, StandardSnippet, ForgottenThemeTuneLyrics, {{BGM}}, LetsSplitUpGang, SoLastSeason...oh, and Tropers/DarkSasami, I created that. Okay, I lied about forgetting.

I fail at italicizing names of series. Tropers/LooneyToons holds the world record for fixing my references to titles.


Some things I ought to write (or somebody ought to):

* You Insensitive Clod
->Until the plot requires it, ''nobody'' can tell how hilariously miserable they're making the poor protagonist.

* EditedForSyndication
->Need to add the anime version.

* The Pitch
->"It'll be sensational. It's the story of a young man who goes back in time, discovers he's gay and has to let his new lover die to save history. I call it: City on the Edge of Seventeen!"

->The stupid throwaway show/movie pitch scene is how you know you're in a producer's office, in the same way that the LandingGearShot is how you know you've just travelled. It's done to death but I can't think of any examples.

* Visual Euphemisms and the SexMontage
->Fireworks = orgasm and such.


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