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[[caption-width-right:350:[[{{RoaringRampageOfRevenge}} This]] [[{{TriggerHappy}} is what]] [[{{ShootEveryThingThatMoves}} happens]] [[{{WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds}} when you hit my]] BerserkButton.]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:[[{{SingleIssueWonk}} Something]] [[{{AtomicHate}} which]] [[{{SelfDestructMechanism}} I have plenty of.]]]]

[[MrExposition BEHOLD.]] [[IAmHeroHearMeRoar I am...COMMANDODUDE]], [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin A commando, who was a totally awesome dude]]...And henceforth, my online moniker [[EmbarrassingNickname nickname]] became...

[[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cf/CD-RW_bottom.jpg CD]]

You may be wondering...[[DramaticPause who is this]]...CommandoDude...

Well, the most you could possible know, is that [[ThirdPersonPerson he]] is a 19 year old college student...from [[{{California}} Cuhlifohrnia]]. Who would love nothing more then to [[TheSlacker veg]] out at his [[TheInternet computer]] watching various {{Anime}}. In fact, he has a [[GurrenLagann particular]] [[{{Gundam}} penchant]] [[KannazukiNoMiko for]] [[NeonGenesisEvangelion a certain]] [[{{Mecha}} kind.]] You could even call it...[[DevotedToYou an obsession.]]

But, I digress, anymore and [[IdTellYouButThenIdHaveToKillYou I'd have to kill you]].

Ah, [[FourthWallPsych I'm just kidding.]]

But beyond that, I [[{{Fanboy}} friken]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome LOVE]] [[{{HaloLegends}} everything]] {{Halo}}, [[GirlOnGirlIsHot all]] [[GirlsLove that]] [[RomanticTwoGirlFriendship is]] [[YuriFanboy yuri]], and have been accused of being a total [[IncestYay siscon]].

I'm generally pretty amiable, but, because I am LiteralMinded, I tend not to take [[IWasJustJoking jokes]] at my [[JustJokingJustification expense]] [[{{DudeNotFunny}} very well]].

Just do yourself a favor and [[{{YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry}} Don't piss me off.]] Because I [[{{ItsPersonal}} will hold]] [[{{ThisMeansWar}} a grudge.]]

Try not to overindulge my ego, it can [[SmallNameBigEgo get to my head really quick]].

[[folder: My Creed]]
* Anybody's lifestyle is tolerable as long as they do not affect anyone else negatively.

* Always research the facts.
** Always question the validity of the facts
*** Especially Statistics.
** The truth is always to be preferred.
*** If I don't know the truth, I don't automatically assume my reasoning is sound enough to be right.
** It's okay to be wrong
*** It's okay to not admit that I was wrong as long as I adopt the truth from then on.
** Willful ignorance is a crime to society at large.

* Never be a hindrance

* Prejudice is not to be tolerated.

* Vote smart.
** Never vote Republicant.

* I am not required to adhere to other's moral standards
** Particularly religious standards
*** As long as I don't break my own creed.
** The law is not always right
*** I am not ethically required to follow the law if the crime is victimless. Regardless of the legal consequences.
** It's okay to lie to the police to protect myself.

* I am not required to, nor should I allow my peers to influence my decisions, behavior, should I not wish it.
** I should make decisions based on rational thought not popular opinion.
*** It is okay to use whatever words I feel are acceptable. I have a freedom of speech.

* An Eye for an Eye is perfectly acceptable.
** Revenge should not be sought if the original offense has been repaid in an equal fashion.
*** Karma induced just deserts count as revenge paid off.

* It's only acceptable to treat someone poorly when they have treated you, or others poorly. As with hostility.
** It's okay to hold a grudge.

* The coin toss is always right.
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[[folder: Contributions]]

* PlayingWith/BrotherSisterIncest
* PlayingWith/EditWar

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[[folder: Applicable Tropes]]

!!!Tropes that apply to [[{{Tropers/CommandoDude}} da man]] [[{{ManBehindTheMan}} behind teh avatar.]]

* AccentuateTheNegative - It's not my fault. I'm just really blunt and like to point out when things suck.
* AuthorAppeal - If you read my works you'll think this.
* BewareTheNiceOnes
* BornLucky - The reason I can pull of Ridiculous Procrastinator.
* BreakTheCutie - You would be surprised to know that I was an [[{{CheerfulChild}} outgoing, energetic, happy-go-lucky child]]...
* BrilliantButLazy - ''Not'' to genius levels or anything like that.
* BrutalHonesty
* CatchPhrase
** "It's like stepping into an [[{{HeatWave}} ''oven''!]]"
* CloudCuckoolander - Is painfully blunt, constantly says jokes that 'sounded funnier in my head,' has a poor attention span, often day dreams, name must be repeated multiple times if reading, has a tentancy to stare at people unknowingly while day dreaming, poor thought control, doesn't see what is wrong with "X" Yes, I think I might qualify.
* ChaoticNeutral
* {{Dandere}} - {{Kuudere}} Type 2
* DarkAndTroubledPast - Mildly.
* DullSurprise
* DeadpanSnarker
* DrivesLikeCrazy.
* EthicalSlut
* FetishFuelStationAttendant - Invoked: I'll actively encourage just about any fetish and I love to joke about [[{{IncestIsRelative}} Incest.]]
* FlatEarthAtheist - Inverted; Just try and debate me on religion, it wouldn't make you look very smart.
* FriendlessBackground - First friend -> 7th Grade.
* HatesBeingTouched - Inverted; longs to be [[{{Glomp}} hugged]] ;_;
* HollywoodAtheist - Defied
* IntelligenceEqualsIsolation
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold - I'm a nice guy, really, just when I'm not angry.
* JadeColoredGlasses - Getting more Jaded with each day.
* LivingEmotionalCrutch - I am this to my girlfriend, my girlfriend less so to me.
* LonersAreFreaks - Averted-Big time; SingleIssueWonk
* LongDistanceRelationship
* MyNameIsNotDurwood - My last name is constantly spelled and pronounced with an "R" for reasons beyond my understanding.
* OnlySaneMan - Always does his research, rigid adherence to logic, always tries to compare two different view points, never resorts to blind AdHominem, meticulously weighs the benefits between two choices, incredibly tolerant of other lifestyles, cynic that drips sarcasm, laments the poor state of stupid society, KnightInSourArmor.
** Yes, I know, CloudCuckoolander [[{{XMeetsY}} and]] OnlySaneMan combined? It seems implausible but [[{{ItMakesSenseinContext}} it makes so much sense.]]
* RidiculousProcrastinator - Totally straight, and I hate myself for it.
* SingleIssueWonk - More like...a lot of issues wonk.
* ShipperOnDeck - I like to [[{{IncestYay}} ship people]] when they talk about close encounters with [[{{IncestIsRelative}} relatives.]]
** Enjoys shipping his girlfriend with her younger sister. Or her [[{{GirlOnGirlIsHot}} friends.]]
* StoicWoobie - NotSoStoic BeneathTheMask
* TheSlacker
* ThereAreNoTherapists - Inverted; I went to therapy twice, as a child and teenager.
* TotallyRadical - I call my Dad "Man" rather then dad, or "Dude."
* WellDoneSonGuy - I haven't spoken to my father in almost a year.
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[[folder:Literary Works]]
* ''TroperWorks/GundamSEEDTheLongWar''
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5954099/1/How_Can_I_Be FanFiction: How Can I Be]] Based on - {{Kon}}.
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[[folder:Mobile Suit Designs]]
!!!Here's where I dump all my ideas for {{Mecha}}
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Oh look, this is the part where I get to list all the awesome shit I love.

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[[folder: Anime/Manga]]
* {{Aria}}
* {{Baccano}}
* BigO
* BlackLagoon
* {{Claymore}}
* CodeGeass
* DarkerThanBlack
* DeathNote
* FullMetalAlchemist
* {{Gantz}}
* GhostInTheShell
* {{Gundam00}}
* GundamSEED
* GundamWing
* GundamZZ
* GurrenLagann
* HaloLegends
* {{IGPX}}
* KOn
* LastExile
* MedaBots
* OutlawStar
* {{Planetes}}
* StardustMemory
* {{Zoids}}: New Century Zero
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[[folder: Make a comment]]

!!!As long as it isn't offensive [spoiler:See above pictures.]
* So this is a comments section? Anyway, I'm [=JasonTheHuman=] from [=FiMFiction=] and I've been waiting for someone to recommend my fanfiction on TV Tropes. So thanks!
* Just so you know, I was totally tropin' that story before it was cool! ~Tropers/{{Poptard}}
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