'''Name:''' coldcutsupreme

'''Occupation:''' Ornamental Desk-Jockey. The Unwilling... Led by the Unqualified... Doing the Unnecessary... For the Ungrateful.

'''Interests:''' Music; video games; cooking; getting lost in the woods; pretending to be a novelist. Specializes in what it calls "depressive magical realism."

Do not puncture or expose to direct sunlight.

See also: {{Affably Evil}}; {{Evil Chef}}; {{Covert Pervert}}; {{Character Filibuster}}; {{Evil Laugh}}; {{Downer Ending}}.

Say some stuff below if you want to. Flames will be answered in kind--it's all good fun. >:]