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[[caption-width-right:325:What Secret Asian Man would look like if he was [[GenderBender female]] [[DramaticEllipsis ...]] and Japanese ]]
-->"That's not nice."
-->"If there was one man I would ever love, that would be Guan Yu."
-->"A world without a state wouldn't be perfect. It would be best."
--> - Secret Asian Man

Once upon a time, a man was born and a destiny was created. In the scientific labs of Christmas Island a human was artificially created. Experiment Number 15. He was created so he could see the shit of the world and be an asshole about it. But the research lab exploded and there were no reports of survivors. However the body to 15 was never found. But the prophecy to fulfill the destiny of pessimism has yet to be fulfilled. One day mankind will be in turmoil, and at that time they will to look up and shout, "Save us". But he will whisper, "No..."
Guess who the Secret Asian Man is now, bitch!

Pages started:
JustBugsMe/TalesOfVesperia,
JustBugsMe/ToAruMajutsuNoIndex

Pages contributed:
BadassCreed,
HeroMan,
StanLee,
CreatorCameo,
RedVsBlue,
BadassCape,
{{Hypocrite}},
CoolBigSis,
BigNo,
ElaborateUniversityHigh,
LandLord,
TroperTales/HeterosexualLifePartners,
FatherIWantToMarryMyBrother,
PowerTattoo,
SoRaNoWoTo,
UncannyValley,
NoJustNo,
{{Kampfer}},
BakaTest,
TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow,
DateCrepe,
IAmNotLeftHanded,
TroperTales/CatapultNightmare,
LadiesVersusButlers,
PsychoticSmirk,
AnotherSideAnotherStory,
SuicideByCop,
TheQuisling,
TearJerker,
ObfuscatingStupidity,
TheDanza,
AbsurdlyPowerfulStudentCouncil,
PreAssKickingOneLiner,
HayateXBlade,
TalesOfVesperia,
BladeAcrossTheShoulder

About him:
* [[AnarchyIsChaos Anarchy Is Not Chaos]]
* AntiHero
* {{Asexual}}
* AsideGlance
* AwesomeMcCoolname
* BadassLongCoat
* {{Baka}}
* BalanceBetweenGoodAndEvil
* BerserkButton, let's just say you don't mock Asians, OK?
* BlackCloak
* BladeAcrossTheShoulder
* BrilliantButLazy
* BrutalHonesty
* ButHeSoundsHandsome
* ButThatWouldBeWrong
* CaptainObvious
* CatchPhrase
* TheChessMaster, or XiangQi Master
* ChaoticNeutral
* UsefulNotes/{{China}}
* ChinesePeople
* CrazyAwesome
* CausticCritic
* DangerouslyGenreSavvy
* DeadlyDodging
* DeadpanSnarker
* {{Dismotivation}}
* DoingItForTheArt
* DoNotGoGentle
* DynamicEntry
* EmotionsVsStoicism
* EroticEating
* FaceFault
* FacePalm
* FlungClothing
* FragileSpeedster
* ForHappiness
* TheGadfly
* GoodSamaritan
* GrammarNazi
* GreyAndGreyMorality
* GuileHero
* HannibalLecture
* HeadTiltinglyKinky
* HeterosexualLifePartners
* {{Hypocrite}}, at times
* IAmNotLeftHanded
* [[ImTakingHerHomeWithMe I'm Taking Her Home With Me]]
* InsultToRocks
* ItMakesSenseInContext
* JerkassFacade
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold
* TheKhan
* LampshadeHanging
* LargeHam
* LeParkour
* LetsGetDangerous
* NoJustNo
* NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer
* ObfuscatingStupidity, sometimes
* {{Otaku}}
* OverlyNarrowSuperlative
* TheParalyzer
* PatrickStewartSpeech
* PrecisionFStrike
* QuipToBlack
* QuizzicalTilt
* {{Reconstruction}}
* RousseauWasRight
* SalieriSyndrome, wary enough to stop this from happening most of the time.
* SarcasticClapping
* SecretTestOfCharacter
* SelfDeprecation
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness, sometimes
* TheSlacker
* SleepCute
* SophisticatedAsHell
* {{Spectacle}}
* SpinToDeflectStuff
* TheSnarkKnight
* StayFrosty
* StopBeingStereotypical, to a degree
* TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow, I sometimes cry at night
* ThirdPersonPerson, sometimes
* ThisIsForEmphasisBitch
* TranquilFury
* TruthAndLies
* VerbalTic, "Two or Three-syllable Chuckle" is what I call it.
* VisibleSilence
* WallJump
* WorldOfCardboardSpeech
* YouFool
* YouKeepUsingThatWord
* YuriFanboy, UpToEleven

Things that he likes:
* AbsoluteCleavage
* BadassLolita
* BarelyThereSwimwear
* BareYourMidriff
* BikiniBar
* BodyguardBabes
* BrainsAndBondage
* BuxomIsBetter
* ChainmailBikini
* ChineseGirl
* CuteBruiser
* DetachedSleeves
* {{Dojikko}}
* ElegantGothicLolita
* ExposedToTheElements
* {{Fanservice}}
* FanserviceCover
* FanserviceWithASmile
* FieryRedHead
* GirlOnGirlIsHot
* GirlsLove
* GodivaHair
* ImpossiblyLowNeckline
* IntimateHealing
* JapaneseSchoolUniform
* {{Joshikousei}}
* {{Kawaii}}
* {{Kuudere}}
* LesbianJock
* LesYay
* LittleMissSnarker
* MaidOfMoe
* {{Miko}}
* MiniDressOfPower
* MoeCouplet
* MoeMoe
* MotorMouth
* NakedApron
* NaughtyNuns
* NightNurse
* OfCorsetsSexy
* OperaGloves
* OxHornHair
* PantyFighter
* PartialNudity
* {{Pocky}}
* {{Qipao}}
* RapunzelHair
* RuleOfSexy
* SafeSaneAndConsensual
* SchoolgirlLesbians
* SchoolSwimsuit
* {{Sensei-chan}}
* SexyBack
* SexyPackaging
* SexySantaDress
* SexySchoolWoman
* SexySecretary
* {{Sideboob}}
* ThisIndexIsFullOfPerverts
* ThongOfShielding
* {{Tsundere}}
* {{Underboobs}}
* ZettaiRyouiki

Media that he likes:
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[[folder:Board Games]]
* XiangQi
* [[{{Go}} Weiqi]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* TheCrow
* TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlemen
* ScottPilgrim
* VForVendetta
* {{Watchmen}}
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Film]]
* AmericanPie
* BackToTheFuture
* TheBluesBrothers
* ButchCassidyAndTheSundanceKid
* CrouchingTigerHiddenDragon
* TheCrow
* DannyTheDog
* DarkCity
* TheDarkKnight
* DodgeballATrueUnderdogStory
* TheExpendables
* HaroldAndKumarGoToWhiteCastle
* {{HEAT}}
* {{Inception}}
* InsideMan
* JoeDirt
* Film/JustFriends
* TheKarateKid
* KungPow
* LesbianVampireKillers
* TheLordOfTheRings: The Fellowship of the Ring
* TheLordOfTheRings: The Two Towers
* TheLordOfTheRings: The Return of the King
* LaNouba
* LoveActually
* {{M}}
* TheMatrix
* MrSmithGoesToWashington
* NotAnotherTeenMovie
* OnceUponATimeInChina
* {{Pleasantville}}
* RushHour
* SchindlersList
* ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld
* TheSilenceOfTheLambs
* SchoolOfRock
* StarWars: ANewHope
* StarWars: TheEmpireStrikesBack
* StarWars: ReturnOfTheJedi
* TaxiDriver
* ToyStory
* ToyStory2
* ToyStory3
* TropicThunder
* TheTrumanShow
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Literature]]
* NationalNovelWritingMonth
* ArtemisFowl
* TheArtOfWar
* TheBeanTrees
* HaruhiSuzumiya
* HenryDavidThoreau
* {{Capote}}
* TheJoyLuckClub
* RomanceOfTheThreeKingdoms
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* ABitOfFryAndLaurie
* TheBigBangTheory
* BostonLegal
* BostonPublic
* BoyMeetsWorld
* {{Castle}}
* ChicagoHope
* TheColbertReport
* CriminalMinds
* TheDailyShow
* DeadLikeMe
* DrakeAndJosh
* EvenStevens
* {{Friends}}
* TheGreenHornet
* JourneyToTheWest
* AvatarAndTheAirbendingFellowshipOfVampireSlayers
* MontyPythonsFlyingCircus
* NedsDeclassifiedSchoolSurvivalGuide
* PennAndTellerBullshit
* SavedByTheBell
* {{Scrubs}}
* {{Taxi}}
* TruCalling
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Manga and Anime]]
* TheRenaissanceAgeOfAnimation
* TheMillenniumAgeOfAnimation
* ACertainMagicalIndex
* {{Air}}
* AngelBeats!
* AoiHana
* {{Aria}}
* BakaToTestToShoukanjuu
* BlueDrop
* CandyBoy
* {{Laputa}}: CastleInTheSky
* TheCatReturns
* {{Clannad}}
* DigimonAdventure
* {{Escaflowne}}
* EdenOfTheEast
* ElfenLied
* FullMetalAlchemistBrotherhood
* FutureDiary
* TheGirlWhoLeaptThroughTime
* GraveOfTheFireflies
* HatsuneMix
* HowlsMovingCastle
* IrisZero
* {{K-ON}}!
* {{Kampfer}}
* KannazukiNoMiko
* {{Kanon}}(2006), best harem anime ever!
* KikisDeliveryService
* KoiHimeMusou
* KyoshiroToTowaNoSora fifth special
* LuckyStar
* MaiHime
* MaiOtome
* MariaSamaGaMiteru
* TheMelancholyOfHaruhiSuzumiya
* MyLittleSisterCantBeThisCute
* [[MyselfYourself Myself ; Yourself]]
* NausicaaOfTheValleyOfTheWind
* NowAndThenHereAndThere
* NyanKoi!
* OmamoriHimari
* OuranHighSchoolHostClub
* {{Pokemon 2000}}
* {{Ponyo}}
* PrincessMononoke
* ReadOrDie
* {{Saki}}
* SasamekiKoto
* {{Sekirei}}
* ShakuganNoShana
* SoRaNoWoTo
* SpiritedAway
* StrikeWitches
* TalesOfTheAbyss
* TalesOfVesperia [[TheMovie ~The First Strike~]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Music]]
* AlsoSprachZarathustra
* AVeryPotterMusical
* AvenueQ
* BillyJoel
* BlackMages
* BoysLikeGirls
* ColdPlay
* {{cosMo}}
* DannyElfman
* FlightOfTheConchords
* TheFray
* GavinDeGraw
* {{Gorillaz}}
* TheGraduate
* GreenDay
* TheGuessWho
* GunsNRoses
* {{Hoobastank}}
* HansZimmer
* HarryGregsonWilliams
* HowardShore
* JoeHisaishi
* JohnWilliams
* {{Journey}}
* KowOtani
* LinkinPark
* {{Nickleback}}
* NobouUematsu
* {{Oasis}}
* {{Sum41}}
* TenaciousD
* ThreeDoorsDown
* {{Train}}
* {{Trapt}}
* {{Yellowcard}}
* {{Vocaloid}}
* YokoKanno
* YokoShimomura
* {{Yo-Yo Ma}}
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]
* {{Dilbert}}
* {{Garfield}}
* {{Zits}}
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Real Life]]
* AkiraKurosawa
* AlanMoore
* AlPacino
* AsiaArgento
* AngLee
* BruceLee
* ChristopherLee
* ChristopherWalken
* CirqueDuSoleil
* DanAykroyd
* DavidBowie
* FrancoisMarieArouet
* FriedrichNietzsche
* FritzLang
* GeorgeTakei
* HeathLedger
* HideoKojima
* IanMcKellen
* JackBlack
* JackieChan
* JackNicholson
* JeffGoldblum
* JetLi
* JohnBelushi
* JohnCleese
* JohnWayne
* JohnWoo
* JonStewart
* {{Joseph Gordon-Levitt}}
* LeonardNimoy
* LeonardoDiCaprio
* MaggieGyllenhaal
* MandyPatinkin
* MargaretCho
* MattDamon
* MorganFreeman
* MichaelCaine
* MiyabiFujieda
* NathanFillion
* OsamuTezuka
* OscarWilde
* PennAndTeller
* PhilipKDick
* RobertDiNero
* StephenColbert
* StephenFry
* StevenChow
* SylvesterStallone
* WilliamShatner
* WongFeiHong
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Sound FX]]
* {{Inception}}'s: Bwong!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Toys]]
* [[ToyStory Woody]]
* {{Pokemon}}
[[/folder]]

[[folder:TVTropes]]
* AchievementsInIgnorance
* AdrenalineMakeover
* AnguishedDeclarationOfLove
* ArcanaHeart
* ArtMajorPhysics
* {{Audition}}
* AvengersAssemble
* BarackObama
* BlackSwan
* BlitheSpirit
* BlondeRepublicanSexKitten
* BritainVersusTheUK
* BreakHerHeartToSaveHer
* BrokeYourArmPunchingOutCthulhu
* ChewbaccaDefense
* ChildSoldier
* {{Columbine}}
* {{Columbo}}
* CrapsaccharineWorld
* CriminalMindGames
* CuteyHoney
* DiedHappilyEverAfter
* DigitalPiracyIsEvil
* DoppelgangerReplacementLoveInterest
* EthicalSlut
* EvilOverlordList
* FiveStagesOfGrief
* ForbiddenFruit
* ForcedToWatch
* FoxNews
* FoxNewsLiberal
* FinalBossPreview
* FriendsWithBenefits
* FutureMeScaresMe
* GeorgeWBush
* GoodBadGirl
* HeroicSelfDeprecation
* HitlerAteSugar
* HotCoffeeMinigame
* HowToGatherCharacters
* IAmNotASerialKiller
* ItWillNeverCatchOn
* JizzedInMyPants
* JustFriends
* LeavingYouToFindMyself
* KickTheSonOfABitch
* LetsSeeYOUDoBetter
* LoveFreak
* MagnumOpus
* ManicPixieDreamGirl
* MargaretThatcher
* MasochismTango
* MediaClassifications
* MenAreTheExpendableGender
* MuggingTheMonster
* MurderSimulators
* MyGirlIsASlut
* NeverSpeakIllOfTheDead
* NiceJobFixingItVillain
* NoExportForYou
* NotableCommercialCampaigns
* NotAGame
* NotWhatItLooksLike
* NowIfYouWillExcuseMeIHaveANounToVerb
* OfCorsetHurts
* OregonTrail, I remember fucking hating this game.
* OscarBait
* OneHundredScariestMovieMoments
* PersonalityPowers
* PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad
* RaceTropes
* {{Ripper}}
* RobinsonGoldbergContraption
* SacrificedBasicSkillForAwesomeTraining
* SatelliteCharacter
* SaveScumming
* SecondLove
* SerialKiller
* SexIsEvilAndIAmHorny
* {{Skins}}
* SleevesAreForWimps
* SlowClap
* SmileTropes
* SoftGlass
* StealthBasedGame
* SuperSpeed
* TakeThat
* TakeThatCritics
* TheBadGuyWins
* TheBBC
* TheForce
* TheGoldenAgeOfAnimation
* TheGrandListOfConsoleRPGCliches
* TheGreatestStoryNeverTold
* TheLastDJ
* TheMourningAfter
* TheSquadette
* TheUbermensch
* TheUniversalGenreSavvyGuide
* ThinkUnsexyThoughts
* ThisIsUnforgivable
* TokimekiMemorial
* TranslationTrainWreck
* TrilogyCreep
* {{Troll}}
* TheTwilightZone
* Pantheon/TropePantheons
* UnderwearOfPower
* {{Unfunny}}
* {{Utsuge}}
* VenusEnvy
* CrowningMusic/{{Vocaloid}}
* WarIsHell
* WhamLine
* WhiteHairedPrettyGirl
* {{Yandere}}
* {{Yangire}}
* YellowPeril
* YouAreTheDemons
* YouAreWhatYouHate
* YouAreWorthHell
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Games]]
* AceAttorneyInvestigations
* AirPressure
* AkaiIto
* ApolloJustice: AceAttorney
* AoiShiro
* ArTonelico2
* AssassinsCreed
* AtlachNacha
* {{Catherine}}
* DukeNukemForever
* FinalFantasy
* FinalFantasyIV
* FinalFantasyV
* FinalFantasyVI
* FinalFantasyVII
* FinalFantasyIX
* FinalFantasyX
* FinalFantasyVersusXIII
* {{Halo}}: Combat Evolved
* {{Ico}}
* JakAndDaxter
* KingdomHearts
* LegendOfZelda: OcarinaOfTime
* LovePlus
* MegaManZero
* MetalGearSolid
* {{Persona 4}}
* PhoenixWright: AceAttorney
* PrinceOfPersia: The Sands of Time
* ProfessorLaytonVsAceAttorney
* ShadowOfTheColossus
* SilentHill2
* SonoHanabiraNiKuchizukeWo
* TalesOfTheAbyss
* TalesOfVesperia
* TeamIcoSeries
* {{Thief}}
* TimeSplitters 2
* {{Touhou}}
* {{Violet}}
* WarriorsOrochi 2
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Webcomics]]
* AlienLovesPredator
* {{Chibi Miku-san}}
* DinosaurComics
* EightBitTheater
* ErrantStory
* {{Loserz}}
* QuestionableContent
* RedString
* SanThreeKingdomsComic
* YuMeDream
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* AvatarTheLastAirbender
* AvatarTheLegendOfKorra
* DextersLaboratory
* TheFairlyOddParents
* {{Gargoyles}}
* JackieChanAdventures
* TheLionKing
* {{Mulan}}
* SamuraiJack
* SouthPark
* {{Toonami}}
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Animation]]
* HowItShouldHaveEnded
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Original]]
* ArbyNTheChief
* BadassOfTheWeek
* ExtraCredits
* FauxtivationalPoster
* KyonBigDamnHero
* TheManYourManCouldSmellLike
* MovieBob
* NanasEverydayLife
* RedVsBlue
* YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries
* ZeroPunctuation
[[/folder]]


Also Role Playing

You can spite him for his awesomeness here:
* [[{{Warcraft}} Storm, earth and fire, heed my call!]] [=*thunder*=] -@/{{desdendelle}}
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