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[[caption-width-right:215:Did I mention I am a total ''My Little Pony'' fangirl?]]

->''"I'm kind of envious of AU and CA's abilities to derive profound fascination from the mundane."''
-->-- '''@/{{Idler 20}}'''

Not an actual street, but a 21-year-old ({{trans|gender}})woman from Central Ohio. I am a self-described anorak who rather enjoys roads and retail, among other things, and I do not hesitate to ramble about said topics if given the chance.

I discovered this site in May 2008 while seeking out ''{{Torchwood}}'' spoilers. Nowadays I hang out almost exclusively on the forums, primarily Yack Fest, where I frequently post whatever nonsense pops into my head.

And finally, this page would not be complete with out a mention of my now-memetic mindlink with @/AnonymousUser, my boyfriend and SpearCounterpart.

These days I can be found mainly on the [[http://heapershangout.com Heapers' Hangout]] forum.
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[[folder:Tropes You Think Apply To Me]]
* BerserkButton - The GIF format, from what I can tell. - Tropers/AnonymousUser
* CloudCuckoolander - Yeah. - Tropers/AnonymousUser
* ComedicSociopath - Sometimes. - Tropers/AnonymousUser
* CreepySexy - I think so, now. - Tropers/AnonymousUser
* FreakyIsCool - To [[Tropers/AnonymousUser me]], anyway.
* GlurgeAddict - Do you not see the ''MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' picture atop the page? - [[Tropers/AnonymousUser fellow addict.]]
* GotMeDoingIt - In both directions - Tropers/AnonymousUser
* NightmareFetishist - Not immediately apparent, but it's there. - Tropers/AnonymousUser
* PrincessesPreferPink - All Alice needs is a pink headband, or something. --@/OuttaTheBLAM
* PsychicLink: if it really is true... - @/{{Keybreak}}
* RulesOfTheRoad - Take a guess why. @/{{Noaqiyeum}}
* TrademarkFavoriteFood - Candy! - @/{{SPACETRAVEL}}
* TheWoobie: At times, it seems. - Tropers/AnonymousUser
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[[folder:My Sockpuppets]]
I've had many more sockpuppets not listed here, but these are my current remaining ones:
* Central {{Alice|InWonderland}} (mainly used as a holding place for excess avatars these days)
* @/{{Charlotte}} (my 8-year-old female alter-ego)
* Mobile Avenue: An alternate account for when I post from my mobile phone.
* [[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilight Sparkle]]
* [[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pinkie]]
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[[folder:Your Comments]]
''I like to think of this section of the page as a plain white wall that I invite people to write on. Here, take the marker!''

AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs. You have no chance to survive make your time! I like your Belle avatar. :3 --[[@/OuttaTheBLAM CATS]]

(digs a subway tunnel underneath you)

Dollar accepted. --@/{{Shlapintogan}}

WTF!? All I get is a dollar? You cheapskate! - @/{{Scholastica}}

I'm doing this probono. - @/{{Schitzo}}

(builds an elevated railway above you)

Marked with the official sign of coolness - @/TheFan

Listen all y'all, it's sabotage. Princesses are great, but you're okay too. @/{{goodtimesfreegrog}}

Greetings from Up North. - @/{{Arcolops}}

Finally, my princess is not in another castle! ~ @/{{Ozbourne}}

(puts bus stops all along you)

Nerds obsess about cool stuff. Geeks know how to do cool stuff. Dorks are confused by cool stuff. Sorted? Molto bene! - @/{{Noaqiyeum}}

Pleasure doing [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=tgnv47w2knk3l5egu3yu8vbe&page=3 business with you!]] - @/DJMarred

[[@/SpainSun In the end, we are all FISH.]]

You are the first street I ever knew :D. What's it like to have people use you day in and day out, drive and walk all over you and have birds poop on your sidewalks? [[@/MrAHR AHR]]

[[{{Tropers/Charlatan}} *cockpunch*]]

[[ExactWords Tropes and random comments]]. --@/{{sgrunt}}

Your Page is now part of the otaku empire! @/{{Wannabeotaku}}

I'm no princess. Spare me! - @/{{Radd}}

A boyprincess club would be the best thing ever. ;D @/{{snailbait}}

Another somewhat feminine man? Cool. Although maybe I'm more like "androgynous", but I never liked "manly" OR "girly" stuff. --@/BonsaiForest

Salutations, princess of the Trash Heap! May your road signs never be ignored by reckless drivers. - @/ImipolexG

Shitfuck, I was about to pull an "Are you me" joke. - Tropers/AnonymousUser

Welcome, welcome! I see you've made yourself comfortable here... Do you enjoy the view of Mooberry Street? - @/{{JHM}}

[[http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i370/longestaugust/Roads/SSPX0388.jpg GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.]] - @/{{Deathonabun}}

So, now that you've been around IRC more, I feel this needs an update. You're sane, level-headed, and intelligent. While I don't understand your fixations with road paraphernalia and other such things, you present your obsessions in an interesting manner that has made me more aware of how they all play their role in the world. So, yeah, you're pretty cool. - {{@/Solstace}}

more like PONY avenue -@/{{Haven}}
* Addendum: Apparently this made you giggle. Which is good. Princess giggles are what make the heap go 'round.

You are one of Lynch's Rabbits if Lynch's rabbits weren't scary. This is a good thing. ! ~~@/BlixtySlycat

{{Tropers/squiddleTron}} thinks you are really fun! 8]

''Now'' everyone in the thread has hit your page. --{{Tropers/Seamus}}

* (*Le Gasp*) I have not defiled your page yet!!! (*Defiles*) - @/{{inane242}}

* Well, another fan of MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic. Glad to see you are holding up well! Dope question, but favorite pony of the mane 6? [[Tropers/NESgamer190 NES]]
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