This troper is new to the TvTropes scene. He's still waiting to make his mark here...if he can ever get time out of his real life.

This Troper embodies the following Tropes:
*{{Straight Gay}} or {{Camp Gay}}- entirely dependent on mood
*{{City Mouse}} -For health reasons, I CANNOT do rustic camping.
*{{CloudCuckoolander}}
*{{Desk Jockey}} -Eh, it's a living.
*{{Hypercompetent Sidekick}} -I play second fiddle VERY well
*{{I Just Want to be Special}} -Seriously
*{{Sad Clown}}
*{{Chaotic Good}}
*{{Love Martyr}} -Why do I always fall for crapsack people?
*{{The Woobie}} -I just feel that way.
*{{Only Sane Man}} -If you knew some of the people I know...
*{{Plucky Comic Relief}} -I get through life with my sense of humor
*{{Pungeon Master}}
*{{The Short Guy With Glasses}} -5'8", so maybe not THAT short
*[[MamaBear Papa Bear]] -I really am more of a nurturer
*{{Everythings Cuter with Kittens}} -even me
*{{Kindhearted Cat Lover}}
*{{Furry Fandom}}
*{{Cuteness Proximity}} -see above
* {{Viewer Gender Confusion}} - [[LeighSabio This Troper]] originally thought you were female.

This Troper has contributed to the following tropes:
*{{One Bullet Left}}
*{{Self Deprecation}}
*[[TroperTales/TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat TroperTales/TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat]]
*{{Angrish}}
*{{All Blue Entry}}
*{{White Shirt of Death}}
*{{Automated Automobiles}}
*{{The Chew Toy}}
*{{Panty Shot}}
*{{No Periods Period}}
*{{You Know That Show}}
*{{Hot Dad}}
*{{Gun Fu}}
*{{Memetic Sex God}}

This Troper has also done editing in the following tropes:
*{{Barrier Warrior}}

This Troper has also contributed to the following media:
*{{Twisted Metal}}
*{{Big Trouble in Little China}}

And here are some testimonials from other Tropers:
*I think {{Catzalcoatl}} is a [[MemeticMutation pretty cool guy]] eh cheers me up when I am sad, and doesn't afraid of anything.
*Catzalcoatl is a {{Woobie}} and a PrettyCoolGuy.
*Meooow~ ~{{Dracia}}
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