I am the CAPTAIN OF EXCELLENCY!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH -disappears in a puff of smoke-

Tropes that apply to Captain Excellent:
* {{Adorkable}}
* {{Afraid Of Needles}}
* {{Berserk Button}} When people say I have "germs". After being bullied like that in third grade, I just get really angry when I hear something like it.
* {{Brown Eyes}}
* {{Crazy Cat Lady}} Is obsessed with cats.
* HotBlooded
* ILikeSwords
* KnifeNut
* {{Large Ham}}

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* LIES! LIES AND SLANDER! REVENGE! -{{Tropers/Gunthir}}
* You currently have a {{Homestuck}} avatar. That is a good thing. -{{Tropers/Thespacephantom}}
* So that's where my supply of smoke bombs went! -@/{{Phoenixor}}
* The faeries were in search of excellency. - @/StolenByFaeries
* commanders are cooler than captains = @/CommanderObvious
* this page is so clean. Let me help --@/ShadowBender
** [[color:orange:HAHAHAHA]][[color:red:HAHAHAHA]][[color:green:HAHAHAHA]][[color:teal:HAHAHAHA]][[color:blue:HAHAHAHA]] ~~[[@/ShadowBender same person.]]
* EXCELLENT! [guitar riff] @/{{raigakuren}}