Caius Cassius Caligula, also known as Caius or simply "That Bastard", is a sometime contributor and the inventor of Stark's Law. While he respects some of the things MutantEnemy does, for the most part he is currently in contention with JossWhedon's works, as everyone around him sees them as brilliant, and he sees them as simply good.

He spends his days writing, but traumatizing himself with just about every passage. Because suffering for one's art is apparently kewl.

He is the author and sole operator of the blog GeekRage