Describe buri-chan here? [[TakeThatMe But if you don't have anything nice to say, well...]]

Oh, all right. Buri here is a 22-year-old male from Minnesota, born and raised. He accomplished next to nothing in his primary schooling, was in no sports, and graduated an average student. He's worked the little jobs and sat through pointless schooling, he's paid his dues, now just give him a job and he'll be happy. I'm sure he has a wealth of opinions, but in earnest effort not to look like a jackass, they'll be stricken from the records. What a jackass.

''Tropes that describe buri-chan:''
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* AttentionDeficitOohShiny
* BasementDweller - Well it's a nice basement.
* BeautyMark - One below the nose, another on the chin.
* BewareTheNiceOnes - I am dangerously unhinged.
* BlindingBangs
* BrainyBrunette - Insufferably so.
* BrilliantButLazy - Well, above average, but still.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* CoolShades - Silver aviators.
* CollectorOfTheStrange - Headphones, despite I only use two pairs.
* CoolLoser
* {{Dandere}}
* {{Dojikko}}
* [[DullEyesOfUnhappiness Dull Eyes of Happiness]]
* EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas
* HeadPhonesEqualIsolation
* HotBlooded - Check it and see.
* JerkassFacade - Internet tough guy.
* LonersAreFreaks - It's a fair cop.
* NiceHat - Standardly a black skicap that's so old and overused it's now brown.
* ObfuscatingStupidity
* OlderThanTheyLook - Coming out of high school I looked like a 7th grader. Almost done with college I almost look 17.
* PerpetualExpression - Of disinterest.
* RidiculousProcrastinator
* ScarfOfAssKicking
* UnkemptBeauty - Yes it is. Shut up.