The waste from my gray matter ends up here, in one of two forms, each of which reflects the two main personalities inhabiting this bag of flesh and bone.
* One is the Astral: easygoing, youthful, philosophical, humorous, naive, and kind.
* The other is the Oracle: cynical, aloof, logical, bitter, dogmatic, and shrewd.
An excess of either of these brings misfortune and failure. A balance brings prosperity and inner peace.
!! I provide examples of the following tropes:
* [[ArcNumber Arc Numbers]]: 5, 62, and to a lesser extent, 446.
* BerserkButton: Calling something "ironic" when it's not.
* FourTemperamentEnsemble: Some ratio of melancholic/phlegmatic.
* RedOniBlueOni: With myself (as so helpfully pointed out by Tropers/StolenbyFaeries).
* SeinfeldianConversation: My friends and I regularly engage in these.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: From time to time.
* SlasherSmile: Just look at my driver's license.