'''New Edit: Aug 2018'''

I have been made a moderator! '''TREMBLE AT MY MIGHTY POWER''' even though it's really only on loan from the admins.

Want to know about the US Navy? Let me talk you out of joining it! [grin]

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Goodness, I almost forgot when it was allowed to edit other people's user pages. I think it's been that long since I looked at my own page.

Mostly I hang out on the forums in OTC and Fan Fiction, due to my writing an awful lot of Mass Effect stories (including one on the [[FanFic/MassEffect fanfic recs]]; you should totally read it. I'm a mid-30s guy, married, kids, and the only Navy member of OTC that I know of.

THIS PAGE HAS NOW BEEN EDITED!!! Or something.

* Your sig dared me, so...[[MemeticMutation Challenge Accepted]].
* Does it still count if the pages has already be edited? I don't think so, but your signature hasn't changed, so... A dare is a dare. -Dealan
* Dun-nuh dun-nuh-nuh dun-nuh dun-nuh-nuh dun-nuh-duh dun-nuh-duh dun-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuhh ~ [[@/LandOfGold Metal Man]]
* So, I took the challenge and edited your page. [[HaHaHaNo Ain't I daring?]] ~ @/{{Nyarly}}
* I came, I saw, I editeded...ed. Then I came again. ~~~~ {{Rich Reeders}}
* ATTENTION ALL HANDS, COMPLIANCE TO SIGNATURE DIRECTIVE COMPLETE. SECURE FROM EDITING MODE, RESTOW EDITING CONTROL EQUIPMENT AND MAKE STATUS REPORTS TO COMMAND CENTER. {{@/pvtnum11}}
* ''This is not an edit'' ~Qeise
* This ''is'' an edit. ~@/MarkAntony
* Hello, this is Red Ninja 0, your arch enemy. I spray-painted your dog, rearranged your furniture, and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick lacerated your best friends throat.]] Have a great time! ~@/GameChainsaw... I mean Red Ninja 0!... yeah, thats who.
* Awkward moment: thank you for your service to our country! To counteract the awkward: [[ChandlersLaw NINJAS FLY INTO THE ROOM! NINJA BATTLE!]] XD
* Hey blue, quit browsing TV Tropes and write me MOAR reloaded!