''[[CatchPhrase ''You've gotta be fucking kidding me!'']]''

''[[VerbalTic ''Ding.'']]''

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[[caption-width-right:350:[[StarWars The Pink is strong with this one]]...]]

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Hello Tropers, Tropettes, and anonymous readers. My name is [[Tropers/BlakeDiamond Blake Gerald Diamond II]]. Some of you may know (or have read trope edits by) fellow Tropers @/BlakeTheGreat and @/MrDiamond. Well, I'm those two. That's right, I forgot my password YET AGAIN. *Sigh* Allow me to break down my history with TVTropes:

I found this place after one of my AIM Buddies constantly referanced it during conversations. I figured "ah, what the hell. Cant be that bad, right?" Right, actually. I browsed around and found alot of stuff I liked, along with multiple spelling errors, incomplete trope pages, and the occassional article I wanted to add to. So, wanting to contribute, I created my first account, @/BlakeTheGreat. I was immature then and didn't know that much about TVTropes, so I consider it my era of infancy as a troper.

Then the inevitable happened: I forgot my password. Ridiculous mistake, I know, but thankfully, I didn't panic, and made a new account right away. That account, known by few as @/MrDiamond, went drastically farther than my infantile account. I matured, made better edits and TroperTales, and even slipped in the ocassional YouKnowThatThingWhere. It looked like my previous error had at long last been forgotten. I. Was. Wrong. [[spoiler: [[PrecisionFStrike Shit.]]]]

This time, however, I didn't really forget my password. My computer just hates me and wouldn't accept my password no matter how many times I put it in. So I just said "Fuck it" and made another new account. [[spoiler: [[CaptainObvious This one.]]]] Hopefully, this one will be here to stay.

Well, now that we've got that out of the way, I'll explain a few things about myself...as a Troper, of course.

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[[folder: Tropes that = me]]
* {{Adorkable}}: I have my moments.
* AdultChild: Should be obvious...
* AGodAmI: Believe it or not, I actually went into a very long speech about how I believed myself to be this after I was pushed around one too many times. Things got rather awkward when I finally regained control of my emotions afterwards. Cue [[ApologisesAlot countless apologies]]...
* ApologisesAlot: Eeyup.
* AscendedFanboy: I made a cameo in a recent RatherVocalizedIllusion webcomic ([[http://ask-bhaalspawn.tumblr.com/post/40867774953/im-having-more-fun-drawing-comics-of-other this one]]. I'm the one at the computer, in case you can't notice.). Time will tell if I'm just a one-shot, or if I become a permanent member of the roster.
** And now I'm a full-fledged member of Val'Kyr Studios. ManlyTears [[TearsOfJoy of Joy]] have been shed...
* AspergerSyndrome: Ding.
* AttackAttackAttack: My strategy with most games: Find the enemy's weakness and exploit the fuck out of it. This came back to bite me when I got introduced to {{Pokemon}}'s MetaGame, however.
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: Sadly.
** AttentionDeficitCreatorDisorder: The main reason why most of my fanfic ideas will never get off the ground.
* AudioErotica: Apparently, my "[[DeadpanSnarker Snark Voice]]" is attractive to some people. [[SelfDeprecation I dont believe them]].
* AuthorAppeal: [[TournamentArc Tournaments]] (wrestling [[SoYouWantTo/BeABooker booking-fics]]) and {{Crossover}}s (everything else. One fic idea I have is a {{Crossover}} between VideoGame/{{Prototype}} and ''NineteenEightyFour'', of all things. Another one crosses ''KamenRiderFaiz'' with ''NightOfTheLivingDead''. Yeah, I'm a little crazy like that.)
* AwesomeButImpractical: I came up with the "Visiting all 5 Regions in the Post-Game" [[WildMassGuessing WMG]] for [[WMG/PokemonBlack2AndWhite2 Black 2/White 2]]. It was a long-wanted dream of mine to see something like that happen, but in hindsight, I realise how impossible it would be to have that happen on a DS game.
* BatterUp: I'm rather fond of my red ([[TheCSIEffect it's just paint, I swear!]]) bat...
* BerserkButton: I'm only gonna say this twice. Once here, and again on the trope page(s). (If they bring back the BerserkButton TroperTales page, I'll mention it there, too.) I only have two TVTropes-related [[BerserkButton Berserk Buttons]]: DisContinuity and Non-Canon {{Shipping}}.

First up is DisContinuity. I mean, for the love of God, people. Writers, artists, voice actors, regular actors, producers, editors, and directors did not spend millions of dollars in production, not to mention thousands of hours of hard work and practice, just for some self-righteous, uptight, moronic fan to say it doesnt exist simply because he or she doesnt like it! Sorry to burst your vanity bubble, but newsflash: the world DOES NOT revolve around you or your opinion! Things dont suddenly not exist simply because you say so! The only person who can do that is {{God}} (or [[WordOfGod the author/director]], [[DontExplainTheJoke who techically is the "God" of that work]]), and guess what? You're not God (or the author/director)! GET USED TO IT!!!

"Calms down" Moving on.

Second is Non-{{Canon}} {{Shipping}}. This includes ShipToShipCombat, [=SelfInsertShipping=] (the horrifying combination of {{Shipping}} and SelfInsertFic), and, my most hated of them all, DieForOurShip. Much like I said in my DisContinuity rant, the people in charge (authors, directors, producers, etc.) didn't spend all that time, money, and effort, just for you to go and fuck around with their finished work for your FanGirl / FanBoy desires. That ship you wanted? Unless WordOfGod says otherwise, it wont happen. Suck it up. That character you hate? (S)He exists, weather you like it or not. Get over yourself. You think a series is RuinedFOREVER because they killed your favorite character/paired your desired shipmates with other characters? Newsflash: It wasnt. Now get on the waaaaaaaaambulance and out of my face. A character you love got paired, instead of staying single for you, of all the unnecessary and unimportant people in this God-forsaken world? [[TwoWordsObviousTrope Three words]] for ya, pal: Too. [[PrecisionFStrike Fucking.]] Bad.

Thank you for reading my rant. On with the list-o-Tropes!
* BewareTheNiceOnes: I may be a goofball, but I will kick your ass if you push me too far.
* BigEater: [[CatchPhrase Are you gonna finish that?]]
* BrilliantButLazy: I can write an essay worthy of a perfect score and blaze through advanced Algebra equations...when I'm not procrastinating like crazy.
* BrownEyes: Completes the look of...[[SelfDeprecation a complete nobody]].
* CatchPhrase: See the top of the page. (Also, I tend to use "Si" more than yes, and refer to my friends as "amigo" and whoever I happen to be hitting on as "mi'amoure".)
** [[BigEater Are you gonna finish that?]]
** When in doubt, [[GroinAttack hit 'em where it hurts!]] (A.k.a. AttackItsWeakPoint ForMassiveDamage)
*** "[[KamenRiderDecade ONORE]] TOEI!!!" (My YouTube catchphrase. Used whenever a person who uploads KamenRider videos gets their account suspended by The Copyright {{Troll}}s.)
*** [[{{Borderlands}} Heyooo!]] (Thank you, [[MemeticBadass Steve the Bandit!]])
*** Recently, I've started saying/yelling "[[CaughtWithYourPantsDown Pull your pants up]], JerkAss! [[PrisonRape This ain't prison!]]" Why? Because I'm sick of seeing straight guy's underwear, that's why!
*** "Stop [[ADateWithRosiePalms fapping]] to SailorMoon, move out of [[BasementDweller your parents' basement]], and live in the [[MotherFBomb motherfucking]] NOW!!!" (My [[ReasonYouSuckSpeech advice]] to [[NostalgiaFilter No]][[TheyChangedItNowItSucks stal]][[RuinedFOREVER gia]] - [[FanDumb Fa]][[HateDumb gs]].)
*** When I started playing [[VideoGame/InFamous inFAMOUS]] and got the [[EleventhHourSuperpower Lightning/Ionic Storm ability]], I picked up the phrase "[[LightningCanDoAnything LIGHTNING CAN DO ANYTHING]], [[MotherFBomb MOTHERFUCKER!!!]]" (Yes, [[NoIndoorVoice in all caps]]) and ran with it. If I ever do a LetsPlay of the game and/or it's sequel, I'll be sure to use it there.
* ChaoticGood: I could possibly make an argument towards being the personification of ScrewTheRulesImDoingWhatsRight; I dont give a shit about rules. If it/they stand between me and doing what I ''know'' is the right thing, I would break the '''Ten fucking Commandments'''.
* CharacterTic: I tend to twirl my hair when I'm thinking/tired/for no reason whatsoever.
* ChivalrousPervert / FriendToAllChildren / PapaWolf: Don't hurt women, children, or [[{{Nakama}} my friends and family]]. '''[[BewareTheNiceOnes DON'T]]'''.
* ClusterFBomb / MotherFBomb / AtomicFBomb: Get me in the wrong mood or with a crowd of {{Delinquents}} and I will become a [[{{Understatement}} foul-mouth]].
* CoolLoser: What I see myself as, [[SelfDeprecation minus the cool]].
* CrowningMomentOfAwesome: While there are a small number of RealLife examples, I consider getting through the NightmareFuel and HighOctaneNightmareFuel pages without my sleep quality being disturbed to be my TVTropes [=CMoA=].
* CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming: Getting a standing ovation from my Public Speaking class after "coming out" as a Brony in my introductory speech definately counts, as well as leading said class in a [[DanielBryan "YES! YES! YES!" chant]] at the end of my speech (although that also counts as a CrowningMomentOfFunny, since some of the classmates [[{{Corpsing}} couldn't keep a straight face]] while they were chanting).
* CloudCuckooLander: This, combined with SesquipedalianLoquaciousness and all my [[VerbalTic tics]] and [[MemeticMutation memes]], makes me one very odd person.
* [[DeadLittleSister Dead Older Brother]]: Blake Gerald Diamond I, who was (supposed to be) born a year before I was, died because of birth complications (ie, the doctor fucked up). One year later, my parents tried again, and viola. I tend to think Blake#1 [[HeroicSacrifice gave up his chance at life]] so I could do something with it. [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife Sorry, bro.]]
* DeadpanSnarker: Occasionally, I fall into this (moreso now than when I was younger), but most of the time I'm a pretty nice guy. Nowadays, I'm more of a SmilingSnarker, better known as a {{Troll}} (Though I'm not as bad as others).
* DontExplainTheJoke: Less often than earlier in my life, but still.
* EmbarrassingNickname: People who I'm close to (or are flirting with me, which [[SelfDeprecation doesn't happen often]]) tend to call me Blakie, for what ever reason. My brony/pegasister friends will take it to the next step and actually call me "My Little Blakie" (ironic, since I'm 6 ft 1, but whatever), which never fails to get me red in the face.
* [[EvenEvilHasStandards Even]] [[SelfDeprecation An Idiot Like Me]] [[EvenEvilHasStandards Has Standards]]: Going back to my rant against DisContinuity and {{Shipping}} (DieForOurShip more than others). While I am thoroughly against them, I will make a few exceptions:
** DisContinuity: Katie Vick, The NXT Season 2 [[strike:Riot]] Debacle, NXT Season 3, and any other truly shitty moments in wrestling that I cant explain.
** DieForOurShip / YokoOhNo / OneTruePairing: I usually rear my head after a show is over to defend all WordOfGod-backed couples (unless they were paired together via ShockingSwerve or some other author fuckup). Until then I just sit back and watch it all unfold. In cases of YokoOhNo, I'm around as a shield against tabloid-followers and rabid fans...until a member of the couple legitimately screws up. Once that happens, I back off and laugh at the drama.
* TheEmpath: Insanely empathetic, with an [[ChronicHeroSyndrome uncontrolable desire]] to help others. Which is odd, since Aspies aren't known for being empathetic. [[LackOfEmpathy Quite the opposite]], in fact...
* EvilLaugh: I have a good one. (according to those who hear it, at least. [[RunningGag I think]] [[HeroicSelfDeprecation it's crap]].)
* FacePalm / HeadDesk: Countless times.
* FaceHeelTurn: In the eyes of my family, that is. After several people in my family died who were close/important to me (my grandfather, two of my cousins, and my uncle), I went from a chipper, happy-go-lucky WideEyedIdealist who thought of everyone but himself to a [[SmugSmiler Smiling]] [[StepfordSnarker Snarker]] who [[ItsAllAboutMe puts himself first]], [[SurroundedByIdiots looks down on everyone]], and has a pention for [[BlackComedy dark humor]]. My [[FlippingTheBird usual reaction]] when they try to [[WhatTheHellHero call me out on this]] doesn't help matters.
* FlippingTheBird: I honestly don't know what I'd do without my middle fingers.
* FreudianExcuse: Not my own, but one of my [[{{Troll}} favorite passtimes]] is to shoot these rapid-fire at bullies until I find the one that causes them to react the most, then build on it till they break. In other words, [[BreakTheHaughty Breaking Haughties]] is my hobby. It's evil, I know, but it's also so much fun!
* FragileSpeedster: Sorta. I dont have a low tolerance for pain (I get up almost every time I'm knocked down), but I am a bit sensitive to the hits themselves. That, and the fact that the strongest part of my body is my legs (Thanks to all my running away/kicking [[GroinAttack where it hurts]], obviously) definately qualifies.
* FriendToAllLivingThings: This factor has actually earned me the nickname of "Young St. Francis". I [[strike: will]] have the story up in TroperTales. Check it out! ^_^
* {{Gaydar}}: Mine's horribly broken, unfortunately.
* [[GermansLoveDavidHasselhoff Exchange Students Love Blake Diamond]]: To date, I've had a German girl, a Japanese boy, and two Iranian girls as part of my high school's exchange program. All of them have had a class with me, and all of them have become friends with me rather quickly. The fact that I avoid Flavor 2 of {{Eagleland}} with a violent passion, and that I'm rather open to all cultures [[{{Understatement}} kinda helps]].
* CuddleBug / NoSenseOfPersonalSpace: To say that I'm a ''little'' touchy-feely would be an {{Understatement}} of epic proportions.
* GratuitousFrench: Only one word, but I use it often, so meh.
* GratuitousGerman: One of the benefits of having a German-Aspergian for a friend: [[VitriolicBestBuds he gradually teaches me the language...whenever he isnt trying to kill me.]]
* GratuitousJapanese: One of the benefits of being an {{Otaku}}, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch.]]
* GratuitousSpanish: I use this alot. Primarily because I'm [[ButNotTooWhite from Portuguese decent]], but also, in my opinion, [[RuleOfCool because it's cool.]]
* HeadsOrTails: One of my ways to make an important decision. Some times, I'll flip a coin [[RuleofThree three times]] to narrow down decisions, as well.
* {{Hypocrite}}: Despite the fact that I claim to hate {{Shipping}}, I am a loud and proud [[GoldenSunDarkDawn Spiritshipper]] ([[InterspeciesRomance Matthew/Sveta]]), [[VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite Isshushipper]] ([[FoeYay Hilbert/N]]) and [[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic RariDash shipper]] ([[TheFashionista Rarity]] / [[{{Tomboy}} Rainbow]] [[TheAce Dash]]) (I also support Rarishy, Raripie, Rarijack...honestly, I just think Rarity [[YouNeedToGetLaid needs to get laid]]). The difference between myself and the more [[{{Understatement}} aggressive]] shippers is that I dont throw a fit when my pairing isnt declared Canon. I just shrug it off and go "Oh well. Maybe next time."
* ICantDance: Most of the time, I will blatantly refuse to dance. I've even gone so far as to threaten anyone who tries to get me on the dance floor. If "Yeah" by Usher (Or [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLdqe_Mck9M the remix of it]]) starts playing, however...cue me jumping onto the dance floor and breaking like [[KamenRiderDenO Ryuutaros]]~!! (It might have something to do with [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-QjeDkjhg0 this vid]]...)
* {{Jerkass}}: As of late, I've been...[[UnderStatement a little less than nice]] to [[LowestCommonDenominator those around]] [[SurroundedByIdiots me]]. I do my best to sprinkle in [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold moments of kindness]] every now and then, however.
* {{Keet}}: At times. Usually when I've had too much [[SweetTooth sugar]] / [[MustHaveCaffeine caffeine]].
* [[KickChick Kick Dude]]: I rely heavily on my feet in a fight (well my feet, and whatever weapon I can get my hands on, of course)
* LargeHam: How else do you describe a guy who lead an entire Public Speaking class in a five-minute long [[DanielBryan "YES! YES! YES!"]] chant?
* {{Leitmotif}}: Not mine, but my eventual LetsPlay group's theme is...[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nSqILZXoX0 THIS!]] Let's rock, motherfuckers!!! (For those wondering, MY {{Leitmotif}} is [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vbg2dpX-EY this]]...I think.)
* LetsPlay: Eventually. Right now, I'm saving up for a webcam. Once I get it, I'll start up a LetsPlay show on my channel with a few friends. Till then, [[PleaseSubscribeToOurChannel subscribe to]] [[http://www.youtube.com/user/NewKira16?feature=mhee me]] on YouTube / friend [[http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100002197226256 me]] on FaceBook / follow [[http://blakegdiamond.tumblr.com/ me]] on {{Tumblr}} and [[http://kiratheshipper.deviantart.com/ on]] deviantART, and I'll keep you posted.
* LetsSeeYOUDoBetter: I use this trope alot, mainly to shut up whiny little [[NostalgiaFilter No]][[TheyChangedItNowItSucks stal]][[RuinedFOREVER gia]] - [[FanDumb Fa]][[HateDumb gs]] who are [[ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike bitching]] and [[ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontWatch moaning]] ([[Funny/CMPunk and bitching, and bitching]], [[RuleOfThree and bitching]]...) about stupid shit. You think *insert gaming/film/animating company here* didn't do a good job? Fine. Let's see YOU come up with how the game/show/film/story should be. Watch how quickly your over-inflated egotistical arse gets laughed off the Internet.
* LongLostSibling / NotBloodSiblings: May or may not be related to fellow Troper @/SabrinaDiamond. Probably not, but if I'm not, that's one hell of a coincidence.
* MemeticMutation: Dear ''lord'', do I have several (and that's one of 'em):
** "[[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe YOU'VE GATTA BE]] [[{{Botchamania}} FACK]][[TheIronSheik IN]] [[LargeHam KEEDDING MEEEEEE]]!!!"
** "[[WhatTheHellHero What the HELL, man?!?]]"
** "Okay, gimme abooooooout...58 seconds."
** "Well, that sucked."
** "[=AgabawhosaWHAT=]?!?"
*** "Udidwhatchurmom?"
** "[[CantGetAwayWithNuthin Dammit, what'd I do this time?]]"
** "That's not (X)ing, dumbass! THIS is (X)ing!!!"
** "Awwwwwwwww, ''shit''!"
*** "(X)? (X)?!? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeit."
** "C'MON, MAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!" (Stolen from the ESPN segment of the same name. Justified in that it's become a family meme.)
* [[ChronicHeroSyndrome Messiah Complex]]: This has been the source of many a relationship problem; I see someone who's TroubledButCute, and almost immediately, I think "[[ICanChangeMyBeloved I can save him/her]]". From what my relatives have said, ItRunsInTheFamily.
* MindScrew: Yes, I'm a hyper-conservative practicing Catholic who's also [[StraightGay openly gay]], pro-choice, and a fan of [[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic FiM]]. [[{{Troll}} Problem, Liberals]]?
* MixAndMatch: Anime/Manga/Tokusatsu {{Otaku}} + SmartMark + recently converted [[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Bro]][[FanCommunityNickname ny]] = One screwy little FanBoy.
** SesquipedalianLoquaciousness + BuffySpeak + [[BilingualBonus words thrown in from multiple languages]] + TheUnintelligible (sometimes) + spouts of {{Angrish}} + [[ClusterFBomb Cluster F Bombs]] (Bordering on TourettesShitcockSyndrome) + too many [[VerbalTic Verbal Tics]] to count = The language of me.
* {{Nakama}}: Aside from my direct family (pets included), and all my fellow Tropers, I've gathered [[FiveManBand a small group of very close friends]] over the years. In order to protect their identities from...whoever...I'll only refer to them by their nicknames:
** '''D.D''': First friend ''ever''. We met in the nursery at our church, connected immediatetly, and have been best friends ever since. She's [[SmurfettePrinciple the only female]] in the group, but she is by no means TheChick (and [[BerserkButton she'll be the first one to say so]].)
** '''Geo''': Second friend ever. He's another church friend and [[BlackBestFriend the only black guy]] in the group. He's a little more snarky than I am, but he's got the best sense of humor. [[TheBigGuy Biggest, strongest, and second most Badass member]] of the group. Definately has a Big Brother vibe to him, [[BewareTheNiceOnes as many a bully can tell you.]]
** '''The A Man'''/'''A-Dog''' ([[CatchPhrase Awoo]][[{{Fallout3}} oooo!]]): First post-Miami friend, and [[TheAce the coolest of the bunch]], A-Dog was my next-door neighbor for six years (and was my [[TheStoner weed brother]] for the last two) before I had to move yet again. He's yet another minority in my group (Arabian-American, if anyone's wondering). We fought alot, but he was always the first to stick up for my sorry ass, and he's said many times that noone could take my place. I perfer to think of him as the SixthRanger of the group, though he's also the closest thing I have to a [[TheLancer Lancer]]. We lost touch after he got arrested for possession. Thank Celestia I wasn't with him at the time...
** '''Will''', aka '''Montel "Monty" Gomez Squid''', aka '''[[LargeHam The Next Great Ruler Of The World]]''' (PSN name: Sagakuru, but I call him Saggy for short): German-American, second post-Miami friend, and almost as close (in terms of friendship) as the A-Man is. Only thing that separates them? A-Man doesn't threaten to kill me on a daily basis (it's scary and a little heartwarming at the same time: Will specifically stated that he wants to be at my deathbed, but only so he can pull the plug. *Gulp*). We share alot of interests, and he's one of the few people who laughs at almost all my jokes. [[KavorkaMan Luckier with the ladies]] than I am ([[{{Bishonen}} for]] [[StoicSpectacles a]] [[WhiteHairedPrettyBoy number]] [[DudeLooksLikeALady of]] [[LongHairedPrettyBoy reasons]]) Loves to dress in military garb (which gets him even ''more'' girls! [[StupidSexyFlanders Curse you,]] [[GoodLookingPrivates military sex appeal!]]). We parted ways when we left middle school, though we still keep in touch via phone, mostly to tell the other of our recent idea to TakeOverTheWorld. He's TheSmartGuy of the group, and the unofficial Player 3 in my (eventual) Let's Plays.
** '''Gay Eddy''' (PSN name: [=KawaiiShadows=]): [[SixthRanger The newest member]] of [[TrueCompanions my]] [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Circle]]. [[CampGay Very fabulous]], [[RealMenWearPink loves bright clothing]], and one of the few people who doesn't get mad/creeped out at my [[TheTease constant flirting]]. That's the good news. The bad news is he's had a...[[HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood rough]] [[DarkAndTroubledPast time]] growing up, so he's [[{{Understatement}} kinda]] [[ProperlyParanoid on-edge]] when it comes to [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder new "friends"]]. Thankfully, I've managed to work past his insecurities (honesty, acceptance, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and]] [[SexFaceTurn taking the southern road]] probably helped in that regard), and now we're best buds. He serves as my unofficial [[NumberTwo Player Two]] in my (eventual) Let's Plays.
* OnlyInMiami: Can a guy as funny, wierd, and all-around nice (if not a bit snarky) as me be born and raised.
* PermaStubble: I've given up trying to keep it off. (It comes back in half a day, for god's sake!)
* PerverseSexualLust: For JeffHardy, RandyOrton, [[BuffyTheVampireSlayer Spike]], [[MightyMorphinPowerRangers Tommy]], [[PowerRangersSPD Bridge]], [[LightNovel/{{Sukisho}} Ran]], [[DynastyWarriors Lu Xun]], [[OuranHighSchoolHostClub Honey and the Twins]], '''''[[VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite N]]''''' (more than any of the others on this list. I looooove him to death ~<3), JohnnyDepp, the list goes on and on...(also, [[ButchLesbian my sister]] has declared LeonardoDiCaprio [[IfItsYouItsOkay the only guy she'd sleep with ever]], and I dont blame her one bit.)
* PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy: I'm a more positive variation (i.e, being able to hang with any ethnic group without looking awkward), or so I've been told. [[HeroicSelfDeprecation I'm not so sure.]]
* [[PreacherMan Preacher...Guy?]]: I am by no means the leader of my church, but I am a lector (one of the people who get's up on the podium and reads from one of the ''many'' Books), so I get to speak the word of God to everyone. I've been doing it for four years, but have never done [[PulpFiction a certain Reading from the Book of the prophet Ezekiel.]] (Come to think of it, I've never heard/done ANY Readings from the Book of Ezekiel. Wierd.)
* PsychoSerum: '''''Adderall'''''. Sweet Celestia, do not give me that crap. Ever. [[labelnote:Explanation]] I am one of the unlucky few who has the "increase in violent behavior" allergic reaction.[[/labelnote]]
* [[RaisedCatholic Born, Raised, and Practicing Catholic]]: Yup.
* RealMenWearPink: Damn right.
* RoyalWe: I do have a bit of a tendency to use this. When someone calls me out on it and asks what I mean by "we", my answer is always the same: "By 'we', I mean myself and anyone who agrees with me."
* [[SecretOrganizationCravingIntelligentEnigmaticTropersYonder The S.O.C.I.E.T.Y]]: Joined [[ForTheEvulz for fun]].
* HeroicSelfDeprecation: I perfer thinking of myself as [[AlBundy a complete nobody]] over thinking of myself as [[TedBaxter the greatest thing since sliced bread]].
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: As an [[AspergerSyndrome Aspergian]], this is part of my character, sadly. In my case, it often goes hand-in-hand with [[DontExplainTheJoke over-explaining]]. I've gotten a wee bit better, though, so yay.
* SharpDressedMan: I look ''damn'' good in a suit. (Some people have told me I should be a "suit model" for GQ. I always say the same thing: They'd kick me out in seconds. (([[HeroicSelfDeprecation That's what I think, at least.]])))
* SleepCute: Or so certain [[HoYay "friends"]] have told me. Rather not think about [[FridgeHorror how]] [[StalkerWithACrush they'd]] find out.
* SlidingScaleOfIdealismVersusCynicism: Used to fall squarely on [[WideEyedIdealist the Idealist side]], but [[GrowingUpSucks as I've gotten]] OlderAndWiser (and more of the people who fed my Idealism have [[TooCoolToLive died off]]), I've become [[JadeColoredGlasses more]] [[KnightInSourArmor and]] [[SnarkKnight more]] [[StepfordSnarker cynical]], much to the chagrin of [[SurroundedByIdiots my]] [[ThePollyanna immediate family]], especially [[StepfordSmiler my mother]].
* SocialDarwinist: Zig-Zagged. I do not believe that we should eliminate any particular race or create the UltimateLifeForm, but [[SurroundedByIdiots I]] do believe we need to wane out the LowestCommonDenominator from the gene pool before America (and by extention, the whole world) becomes the disturbing love-child of {{Idiocracy}} and NineteenEightyFour.
* TheSouthpaw: Left-handed and proud of it.
* StraightEdge: Slightly adverted. I'm not a [[SmugStraightEdge Super-]]{{Heel}} [[CMPunk holier-than-thou]] [[StraightEdgeEvil asshole]], but I do my best to spread the message positively. Also, I'm not completly drug-free (Aspergers, remember?) but I am drug ''abuse'' free (i.e. it's okay to take drugs perscribed to you for 100% medical resons, but it's not okay to take them for the sake of getting high).
* StraightGay: Ayup. Though it does bug me when ''close friends'' act supprised when they find out I'm gay. Strangers, I can understand, but people I've known for flippin ''years?!'' [[BorrowedCatchphrase C'MON, MAN!]] (It's especially irksome when I know for a fact that I've cranked up the ''[[CampGay faaaaaaaaaaaa]]-[[LargeHam bulooooooooooous!]]'' in front of them, and they '''still''' have to ask if I'm gay. *FacePalm*)
* TearJerker: Music does this. In particular, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq6l9DIhz3E&feature=related "Pieces" by Red]], and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjDojEOiMcE "Everything" by Lifehouse]] (bonus tears if it's a vid about Ugly the Cat, set to "Everything"). I cry everytime I hear either one. Please, have a listen. Then tell me in the Discussion folder if you were in tears at any point. I want to know if I'm not the only one affected by such beauty.
** This might just be the Toku-Otaku in me, but I dont care. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ_lfE19sxM This song]] ([[KamenRiderDenO Action Zero 2010]]) can now be added to the above list of "crying songs", along with [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ci1NmPAiRM Freezing]] [[CrowningMusic/GoldenSun Kalt]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yR5NRyjVQM Emotion]]. Call me a weeaboo, call me a crybaby, I dont care. These songs touched my heart for whatever reason, and thus, I place them here.
*** Not so much the music, but the event itself is what brought me to tears (the music helped, though). After the Japan earthquake, a bunch of KamenRider fans in Hong Kong got together and decided to do a fundraiser...by dressing up as their favorite KR characters and politely, quietly, asking for donations. The amount of money they raised is astounding. Here are the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOHtFZXdyZQ&feature=channel_video_title Heroes, Praying for Japan]]. Gets me every goddamn time.
*** And just in time for the holidays, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INj75VHjthk A Soldier's Silent Night]]. *Sniff* God bless our troops. Just, God friggin bless them...
* [[ThatsWhatSheSaid That'sh not what]] [[YourMom your mother]] [[ThatsWhatSheSaid shaid]] [[IBangedYourMom lasht night.]] ''[[SeanConnery Oooooh!]]'' (I use it so much it's become my Nth CatchPhrase.)
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Played straight and completely avoided. I love Jones soda, but I hate [=McDonalds=] with a fiery passion. So I guess when it comes to food, [=McDonalds=] is my [[TrademarkFavoriteFood Trademark]] ArchEnemy? (Also, lamb. And muscles. Yeah, I have expensive tastes.)
* TragicKeepsake: My grandfather's [[CreepyCoolCrosses gold cross necklace]], which was given to me as a graduation present, along with his [[RevolversAreJustBetter revolver]]. Not a day goes by that I dont wear it (the necklace).
* JekyllAndHyde / SuperpoweredEvilSide: The ever-present "[[UnstoppableRage Werewolf Mode]]" all Aspies have to deal with. Thankfully, I havent experienced it in a long time, and I hope to [[TemptingFate never experience it again]].
* {{Uke}}: Despite my [[{{Keet}} bubbly personality]] and uncanny ability to dominate a conversation (especially in large groups), I'm actually quite submissive in almost all my romantic relationships. That, and...well, you know.
* VerbalTic: I've obtained quite a collection of these:
** Shi-doink! (later shortened to just "Shoink")
** YAGAMADA! (Normally shouted when I'm startled, scared, or suprised, though it can be used for other reasons)
** Ding, Zing, and [[WaynesWorld Shwing]].
** [[TheSpoonyExperiment SKROOO]][[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Memes/ProfessionalWrestling ONNNNK]][[UltimateWarrior !]]
* WeaponOfChoice: Aside from [[BatterUp my red bat]] (see above), I prefer to use [[PipePain a long, skinny pipe]] (long and skinny so I can use it as [[SimpleStaff a staff]], instead of as a club). Ohhhh, the asses I kick with a good pipe...^_^
* [[WhenSheSmiles When I Smile]]: Seems to put people at ease, for one reason or another.
* WhoWantsToLiveForever: Being scared of death, I do. [[ItMakesSenseInContext Just let me get my passport first]].
* [[WildHair Wild]] / MessyHair: I grow my hair out when the weather drops, and some people say I look either like [[{{Seinfeld}} Kramer, Jerry,]] [[NapoleonDynamite Pedro]] (when I grow out my mustache as well), or LordByron when I do.
* WrestlerInAllOfUs: Should be no suprise, considering how long my ProfessionalWrestling list is. I was even on the wrestling team at one point (More on that in the TroperTales {{Determinator}} page.)
* YaoiFan / YuriFan: Oh '''hell''' yes.
* '''''[[LargeHam TO BE CONTINUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]'''''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Stuff that I'm a fan of]]
* {{Advertising}}
** TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld (I can only ''hope'' to be as awesome as him when I'm that old.
** TheManYourManCouldSmellLike (He's the reason my last name is now Diamond.)
* {{Anime}} and {{Manga}} (More like Anime and Doujins, but you get the idea.)
** {{Dragonball}} (The original, Z, and GT...*prepares to be flamed*)
** FUNimation Anime (Have yet to find a series by them I have not liked)
** OuranHighSchoolHostClub (I ''LOVE'' [[{{Twincest}} the twins]]! Oh, and [[CuteShotaroBoy Honey's]] cute too, [[{{Disgaea}} dood!]]
** {{xxxHolic}}
** ElCazadorDeLaBruja
** {{Chobits}}
** {{Scryed}}
** TenchiMuyo
** TenchiUniverse
** TenchiInTokyo
** TsubasaReservoirChronicle
** BurstAngel
** SpiceAndWolf
** JuushinEnbu
** KenichiTheMightiestDisciple
** KiddyGrade
** SamuraiChamploo
** EurekaSeven
** FoolyCooly
** NeonGenesisEvangelion (''REALLY'' wish I could've seen the movies. P.S, Kaworu is a sex god. <3)
** DeathNote (Loved every second of it, thank you very much)
** RahXephon
** {{Saiyuki}}
** TengenToppaGurrenLagann (Just who in the hell do you think couldnt like it?)
** {{Bleach}} (Stopped watching when I had to move, havent been reading the manga.)
** {{Naruto}} (Stopped watching out of frustration at all the goddamn filler arcs, havent read the manga, never started Shippuden, probably never will.)
** SuperRobotMonkeyTeamHyperForceGo (I loved it. Disney never finished it. Fuck you, Disney. Fuck you so hard.)
** {{Digimon}} (Loved seasons 1, 2, 3, and 4. Never had the time to get into Data Squad, and looking back on it, I'm kinda glad I didn't.)
** ParanoiaAgent
** BloodPlus
** [[Anime/{{Metropolis}} Metropolis]] (one of the first anime films I ever watched, and I'm still facinated by it.)
** {{Akira}} (caught the [[PainfulTransformation tail]]-[[TransformationTrauma end]] of it when I was a kid. Not gonna say I was scarred for life, but still...)
** LightNovel/{{Sukisho}} (Not because I harbor PerverseSexualLust for [[SexierAlterEgo Ran]], [[BlatantLies I swear...]])
** GreenGreen (Funny as shit, and you cant go wrong with softcore.)
** BoysEmpire (It's cute. Dont question it.)
** MyBalls (Funny as shit, but I've only gotten up to Volume 22.)
** TakeOnMe (Hilarious, romantic, and sexy. Not a bad combination, dont you think?)
** BokuNoPico (It's a GuiltyPleasure, I swear...)
** ThePollinicGirlsAttack (see above excuse and shut up >_<)
* FanFiction
** [[FanFic/NewPerspectiveEvangelion New Perspective Evangelion]] (Great fic, actually. Got me interested in starting up my own fic. ((It's a crossover with KamenRiderOOO, with a few GGundam elements (((read: Cockpit design. Who needs to remember what buttons to push or what lever to pull when you can just have the mecha follow your movements? Just sayin))) thrown in)) Dont expect it to be up anytime soon, though.)
** [[FanFic/TheSecondTry The Second Try]]
** [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6615590/1/Golden_Sun_Defining_Moment Golden Sun Defining Moment]]
** [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6962954/1/Bad_Dreams Bad Dreams]]
** [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6582854/1/Misunderstanding Misunderstanding]] (one of the fics ((along with Defining Moment)) that made me a prominent [[IdiosyncraticShipNaming Spiritshipper]])
** [[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/6179/Aces-of-the-North Aces of the North]] (First pony fic, and I'm enjoying it very much ^^)
** FanFic/MyLittleDashie ([[TearJerker *sniff...*]])
** FanFic/OnACrossAndArrow
** [[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/18736/Zero-Punctuation---Equestria Zero Puncutiaton: Equestria]] (Yes, this exists. Yes, it's awesome. Yes, you should read it. '''''Now.''''')
* {{Film}}
** {{Accepted}}
** Film/AClockworkOrange
** FightClub (Fuck yes...)
** {{Troma}}
** AustinPowers
** HaroldAndKumar (Funniest films I've seen in a long time)
** WaynesWorld
** {{Dogma}}
** JayAndSilentBobStrikeBack
** MeetTheParents
** MenInBlack
** PulpFiction
** DoctorDolittle
** [[Film/PuppetMaster Puppet Master]]
** VForVendetta
** TheCrow
** ABeautifulMind
** TheRoyalTenenbaums
** OfficeSpace
** IngloriousBasterds
** Film/TheIronGiant
** TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlemen
** {{Snatch}}
** Film/{{Friday}}, aka "Damn!" TheMovie
** DontBeAMenaceToSouthCentralWhileDrinkingYourJuiceInTheHood (Do. We. Have. A. Problem? ''Huh?'')
** MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail
** HotFuzz
** {{Superbad}}
** [[BlazingSaddles Blazing Sa-]] [[Memes/ProfessionalWrestling Nevermind that shit,]] [[{{Botchamania}} here comes MONGO!!!]]
** HistoryOfTheWorldPartOne
** YoungFrankenstein
** {{Caddyshack}}
** ForrestGump (''finally'' watched it from beginning to end)
** [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitlezdr3zv9c To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar]] (PatrickSwayze in drag. Nothing more needs to be said.)
** RockyHorrorPictureShow (saw it on my birthday. There were no props allowed, but there was a live cast and audience participation. Yeah, [[ItMakesSenseInContext my butt]] [[NoodleIncident still hurts]].)
** Film/TheRoom (One of my favorite SoBadItsGood films of all time)
* {{Literature}}
** ArtemisFowl
** AtlasShrugged
** StephenKing
*** TheDarkTower
*** {{Firestarter}}
*** Literature/{{IT}}
** JamesPatterson (Just dont bring up [[WingedHumanoid Maximum]] [[GreenAesop Ride]]. '''[[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible Ever]].''')
** ChristopherPike
** AlexRider
** DarrenShan
*** TheDemonata
** GoodOmens
** {{Stargirl}}
** [[{{Goosebumps}} R.]][[GiveYourselfGoosebumps L.]] [[FearStreet Stine]] (Everything he makes is [[TheDailyShow bleeping golden!]])
** TheRainbowTrilogy ([[strike: somebody make a page for it. Please!]] Thank you to whoever finally made the page for it.)
** HazelwoodHighTrilogy (Very moving. Really needs a page for it.)
** {{Mogworld}}
** Literature/{{Jam}}
* LiveActionTelevision
** PowerRangers (Except [[PowerRangersRPM RPM]]. I dont really think it lived up to it's potential. Patiently awaiting the end of [[PowerRangersSamurai Super Samurai]] and looking forward to [[PowerRangersMegaforce Megaforce]].)
** SuperSentai (Started with [[JukenSentaiGekiranger Gekiranger]], watched [[EngineSentaiGoOnger all]] [[SamuraiSentaiShinkenger the]] [[TensouSentaiGoseiger later]] [[KaizokuSentaiGokaiger seasons]], and am periodically watching [[TokumeiSentaiGobusters Gobusters]]. Also enjoyed [[Series/HikoninSentaiAkibaranger Akibaranger]].)
** KamenRider (Started with [[KamenRiderKabuto Kabuto]], watched [[KamenRiderDenO all]] [[KamenRiderKiva the]] [[KamenRiderDecade ones]] [[KamenRiderDouble that]] [[KamenRiderOOO came]] [[KamenRiderFourze after]], and am now enjoying [[KamenRiderWizard Wizard]]. However, I am not a fan of [[KamenRiderDragonKnight Dragon Knight]]. I appreciate my country's attempt at trying -[[MaskedRider yet again]]- to remake KamenRider for our audiences, but all things considered, it flopped.)
** MadanSenkiRyukendo (Raijin!)
** {{Garo}}
** LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit
** TheDailyShow
** TheColbertReport
** TheThreeStooges
** {{Seinfeld}}
** {{Cheers}}
** {{Frasier}}
** [[MalcolmInTheMiddle Malcom In]] TheMiddle
** CriminalMinds
** BurnNotice
** MastersOfHorror
** Series/JohnAdams
** DeadLikeMe
** {{Dexter}}
** NurseJackie
** TheUnitedStatesOfTara
** TheBigC
** WebTherapy
** ArrestedDevelopment
** XPlay
** {{Jackass}}
** VivaLaBam
** NitroCircus
** RobAndBig
** BullyBeatdown
** AThousandWaysToDie
** HouseMD
** WhiteCollar
** {{Suits}}
* {{Music}} (Have a gander at [[http://www.youtube.com/user/NewKira16?feature=mhum my YouTube channel]] and you'll get a feel of what I'm into.)
** SuperJunior
** [[Music/SHINee SHINee]] (Learned about them after someone showed me the music video for their Album Song for ''Sherlock'', and have been working my way backwards through their work)
** '''{{Gackt}}'''. Damn that sexy devil-king...
** {{Red}}
** CageTheElephant (I got four of their songs stuck in my head. They're all good.)
** Music/{{Celldweller}} (Why dont they have a page?)
** ThousandFootKrutch
** Music/BrandonHeath (Suck on that, [[JustinBieber Satan's bitch]].)
** Music/DragonForce (If having "Through the Fire and the Flames" stuck in my head is wrong, I don't wanna be right)
* ProfessionalWrestling (oh ''hell'' yes.)
** AJStyles
** BethPhoenix
** BretHart
** BryanDanielson (He is the best in the ''world'', friends and neighbors. The '''BEST'''.)
** ChickBusters
** ChrisBenoit
** ChrisJericho
** ChristopherDaniels
** CMPunk
** [[{{TNA}} Desmond Wolfe]]/[[RingOfHonor Nigel McGuinness]]
** {{ECW}}
** EddieGuerrero
** {{Edge}}
** ElSanto (Partly because of the article on him here)
** {{Goldberg}}
** TheIronSheik (And no, I'm not making up "[[{{Botchamania}} FACKING BOLLSHEEET!!!]]")
** JeffHardy (Not after [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Horrible/TNA Victory Road 2011's main event]]. Go to rehab already, dumbass!)
** JimCornette
** JimRoss (IMMA FAN OF HIM BAH GAWD!)
** "EmoTeen" [[RingOfHonor Jimmy]] [[DarkMessiah Jacobs]]
** JoeyStyles ("OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!" Never gets old)
** JohnMorrison
** "The 5-Star Attraction", "The Hollywood Sensation", "The Mane Event": [[http://www.youtube.com/user/THSJustinMane Justin Mane!]]
** [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Wrestler/Kane Kane]]
** KevinNash (More for his hilarious fuck-ups than his actual matches)
** KurtAngle
** LowKi
** MickFoley
** TheMiz (Yeah, he's a JerkAss, but his skills are improving, ''slowly''. Plus, he's a helluvalot more entertaining than [[BoringInvincibleHero Super]]-[[JohnCena Cena]].)
** [[{{ECW}} New]] [[ScaryBlackMan Jack]]
** NewWorldOrder
** TheNexus
** OwenHart (RestInPeace...)
** RandyOrton
** [[RedBaron "Macho Man"]] RandySavage ([[CatchPhrase OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH]] [[LargeHam YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!]])
** RingOfHonor
** RobVanDam
** {{Ryback}} (Yes, he's a {{Goldberg}} wannabe, but that doesn't make him any less impressive)
** SamoaJoe
** [[ScottSteiner Scott]] [[LargeHam "GIMME A]] [[ClusterFBomb FU]][[PrecisionFStrike CK]][[AtomicFBomb ING]] [[NoIndoorVoice MIC!"]] [[{{Botchamania}} Steiner]]
** ShawnMichaels
** [[Wrestler/{{Sting}} Sting]]
** StoneColdSteveAustin
** [[strike:{{TNA}}]] ImpactWrestling (doing my best to actually enjoy it.)
** TrishStratus
** And last, but not least, let's [[Memes/ProfessionalWrestling load the spaceship with the rocket fuel]] for The UltimateWarrior!
** Dont forget ZackRyder, bro!
* {{Radio}}
** ElliotInTheMorning
** GlennBeck
** ImusInTheMorning
** RushLimbaugh
** "Out of Order" with JedTheFish
* TvTropes (hahaha.)
** TroperTales
* VideoGames
** AdventureQuest
** AngryBirds
** {{Borderlands}} (Happily playing [[VideoGame/BorderLands2 the sequel]])
** [[Videogame/{{Bully}} Bully]] (still waiting for a sequel, or even just a PS3 [[UpdatedRerelease rerelease]] of the game...)
** {{Darksiders}} (currently playing [[DarksidersII the sequel]])
** DevilMayCry (Played through the first three games via the [[UpdatedRerelease HD Collection]] -''1'' was clunky and difficult, ''2'' was very smooth and helped me blow off some steam after struggling through ''1'', and ''3'', being my introduction to the DevilMayCry series, was a nice trip down Memory Lane- and ''4''. Willing to give [[VideoGame/DmCDevilmayCry the prequel/reboot/whatever]] a chance when it comes out.)
** VideoGame/{{Dishonored}}
** VideoGame/GodOfWar (1, 2, 3, and the Origins Collection. Waiting for Ascension)
** GoldenSun (Own and played 1 and 2. Currently playing [[GoldenSunDarkDawn Dark Dawn]].)
** MechQuest
** MegaManLegends (Own and played 1 and 2. Fuck Capcom for canceling the sequel.)
** MegaManX (4, 5, and 8)
** MegaManZero (4 only)
** {{Pokemon}} (Own and played [[PokemonGoldAndSilver Crystal, HeartGold]], [[PokemonRubyAndSapphire Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald]], [[PokemonRedAndBlue LeafGreen]], [[PokemonDiamondAndPearl Platinum]], and [[PokemonBlackAndWhite White]]. Currently playing [[VideoGame/PokemonBlack2AndWhite2 Black 2]], wrecking shit with Genesect ^^)
** {{Prototype}} (Enjoyed it, and now ''very'' happily playing [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Videogame/Prototype2 the sequel]].)
*** VideoGame/InFAMOUS (1, 2, and [[DownloadableContent Festival of Blood]]. Yes, I am a fan of both series. No, I will not pick a side. Got a problem with it? Too bad, go [[YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries *EFF*]] yourself. Don't have a problem with it? Good, glad to see there are other open-minded lads and lasses out there.)
** RatchetAndClank (I've owned [[VideoGame/RatchetAndClank2002 the original]], [[Main/RatchetAndClankGoingCommando Going Commando]], [[Main/RatchetAndClankUpYourArsenal Up Your Arsenal]], ''enjoyed'' [[Main/RatchetDeadlocked Deadlocked]], and suffered through the PS2 export of [[Main/RatchetAndClankSizeMatters Size Matters]] (suffered enough that I refuse to get the PS3 DLC version of it), but never got [[VideoGame/SecretAgentClank Secret Agent Clank]]. Now that I have the PS3, I have the [[Main/RatchetAndClankFutureToolsofDestruction Future]] [[Main/RatchetAndClankFutureACrackInTime Trilogy]] and the [[UpdatedRerelease HD Collection]]. Might get [[Main/RatchetAndClankAll4One All 4 One]] and/or [[Main/RatchetAndClankFullFrontalAssault Full Frontal Assault]])
** RedFaction (Just owned the first one)
** ResidentEvil (I've only played ''[[ResidentEvil4 4]]'' and ''[[ResidentEvil5 5]] [[UpdatedReRelease Gold Edition]]'' ((and a wee bit of ''[[ResidentEvil3 3]]''. Currently playing ''[[ResidentEvil6 6]]''.))
** '''''[[TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Skyrim]]''''' (Damn you, William/Monty, for getting me hooked on this game! And damn ''you'', Bethesda, for continuing to suck Microsoft's dick and refusing to release ''Dawnguard'' and ''Hearthfire'' for the PS3! C'MON, MAN!!!)
* WebComics
** DanAndMabsFurryAdventures
** PokemonX
* WebOriginal
** TheAngryJoeShow
** TheAngryVideoGameNerd
** {{Botchamania}}
** ThatGuyWithTheGlasses
*** TheNostalgiaCritic
** TheSpoonyExperiment
** AtopTheFourthWall
*** HistoryOfPowerRangers
** WebOriginal/DragonBallAbridged
** MarkReadsTwilight (poor bastard...)
*** MarkReadsHarryPotter
*** MarkDoesStuff (I cant wait for him to start watching [[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic MLP:FiM]], mostly because I know, much like the Harry Potter series, he'll fall absolutely in love with it ^_^)
** FriendshipIsWitchcraft (''[[MemeticMutation Sweetie Bot is best robot]]'')
** [[http://nodq.com/ NoDQ]] (Not anymore)
*** [[http://www.youtube.com/user/RenegadeofWrestling The Renegades of Wrestling]]
** ZTrueLongIslandStory
** '''''ZeroPunctuation''''' (damn you, Yahtzee. Damn you for being so hilarious and addictive to listen to.)
** RatherVocalizedIllusion
** NarutoTheAbridgedSeries
** RedVsBlue
** SCPFoundation
** YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries
** TeamFourStar
** LOLCats
* WesternAnimation
** AvatarTheLastAirbender (ocassionally I'll watch it, and when I do, I like it. Haven't gotten to LegendOfKorra yet. Not sure if I will, since I've lost interest.)
** BeavisAndButthead (another GuiltyPleasure)
** TheBoondocks
** CodeMonkeys
** CodeLyoko
** EdEddnEddy
** GetEd
** DragonBooster
** MegasXLR
** MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic (after nearly a year of fighting against watching it ((and with [[AbusiveParents good reason]])), I finally caved in. A few episodes and a trip to DeviantArt later, and now I'm a complete convert. ^^)
** RobotChicken (I know it's StopMotionAnimation, but it counts)
** SouthPark
* YouTube
** [[http://www.youtube.com/user/baltmatrix Mokney Spada, the Baltmatrix]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/user/JTMitchell87 Conehead Productions]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheMeanKitty Two very famous cats]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/user/mcjohner Johner]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/user/EITMonline Elliot In The Morning]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/user/nodqcaw "Talk Wrestling" with Jeff Meacham]] (He should really have a page on this wiki by now...)
** [[http://www.youtube.com/user/MegaUltraJMan The J Man]] (Mostly for his [[LetsPlay Let's Plays]] of IWannaBeTheGuy and IWannaBeTheFangame)(His other account got taken down. '''''BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!''''')
* [[StandUpComedy Stand-Up Comedians]]
** AndyKaufman
** BillBurr
** RobinWilliams
** EddieGriffin
** EddieIzzard
** EddieMurphy
** EllenDeGeneres
** CraigFerguson
** DaneCook (Why the fuck doesnt he have his own page? Cmon, peoples!)
** DavidCross
** DenisLeary '''and''' BillHicks. How? Simple: I dont pick sides, I just laugh.
** GabrielIglesias
** GeorgeCarlin
** GeorgeLopez (the comedian, not the show. Just clearing that up ^^)
** [[JeffDunham Jeff-fuh-fuh...Dun-haaaaaam...dot com.]]
** JimGaffigan
** KathyGriffin
** LarryTheCableGuy (and [[RonWhite the]] [[JeffFoxworthy other]] [[BillEngvall three]].)
** LewisBlack
** LisaLampanelli
** LouisCK
** MargaretCho (Just another member of her '''''HUGE''''' gay following)
** BrianRegan
** MitchHedberg
** SamKinison
** ChristopherTitus
** RalphieMay
** TheSklarBrothers
** [[KattWilliams The World's Greatest Pimp]] (another one that should have his own page)
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Stuff that I hate]]
Before you ask, I HAVE tried most of this stuff before, so I'm not [[ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontWatch bitching about things I've never seen]], which means [[MemeticMutation your argument is invalid]], {{Troll}}s.
* EverybodyLovesRaymond (The Debra arguement from the Headscratchers page. I agree with damn near every anti-Debra thing my fellow Tropers said)
* FanFic/{{Cupcakes}} (The horror...the horror...THE MOTHER-[[YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries *EFF*]]-ING HORROR!!!)
** FanFic/SweetAppleMassacre was also horrifying.
*** As was FanFic/RainbowFactory.
*** And now I can add FanFic/PattyCakes to that list as well.
* {{Hipster}}s Not all of them, just the really abnoxious ones. Here's a newsflash for you douchebags: liking something because it's "indie"/"ironic"/"pretentious" doesn't make you cool. It makes you look like a fucking waste of creation. ArcadeFire sucks and [[YouBastard so do you]]! (Please note that I don't actually hate ArcadeFire. I've heard a few of their songs, and they sound pretty good. I just used it as an example because it's one of those things I know {{Hipster}}s like)
* MST3KMantra (Specifically, my mom's version of it: "It's a Sit-Com!" That is NOT an excuse for stupid shit!)
* PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad (seriously, when did America (and by extention, the world) lose it's balls? When did we become so goddamn sensitive?)
* SaloOrThe120DaysOfSodom (Jesus H. Christ, that movie was disturbing...)
** ASerbianFilm (managed to be even WORSE than Salo.)
* TooDumbToLive (Not just the fact that these people exist, but the fact that the public at large '''''protect these morons''''' instead of letting Mother Nature take its course and '''''THIN THE FUCKING HERD?!?!?''''')
* Literature/{{Twilight}} ([[ThisIsSPARTA Real vampires. Do not! SPARKLE!!!!!]])
* ThinkOfTheChildren (I swear before Celestia, if I hear that phrase ONE more time...I've babysat these so-called "[[ChildrenAreInnocent adorably innocent little angels]]". [[KidsAreCruel Those fuckers aren't innocent]], and chances are, most of 'em [[WiseBeyondTheirYears already know about the shit you're trying to protect them from]], so for Arceus' sake, '''''[[BigShutUp SHUT THE HELL UP!!!]]''''')
* ToddlersAndTiaras and SuperNanny (Proof that some people should not be allowed to have kids. And that new [[AmericasSuperNanny American version]]? The one with the [[CelebrityResemblance Michelle Obama lookalike]]? Dont even pretend that's not Leftist Media bullshit.)
** WifeSwap and {{Hoarders}} (Forget not having kids, we need to straight up [[SocialDarwinist start thinning the fucking herd]]!)
* [[{{Troll}} Troll]][[{{Tropers}} pers]]: You know who I'm talking about. Ignorant fuckers who hide in plain site on ThisVeryWiki, and yet they get away with so much bullshit it's not even funny. Listen, Tropers/FastEddie, I get that you're trying to stay young, hip and in style, but letting tards and bellends get away with removing completly [[JustifiedEdit justified edits]] and giving such bullshit reasons as "[[Tropers/OldManHoOh Cry some more]]" or "[[Tropers/SomeNewGuy Baaawwww]]" doesn't make you look up-to-date and on the cutting edge. It makes you look like an uncaring fucknugget who lets people who don't care about the wiki run wild, while at the same time using the biggest possible boot you have to stomp on the faces of those who DO give a shit about this wiki in an ungodly attempt to be "cool". (Tl;dr version: Mr. Eddie, stop being Big Brother and start being responsible by getting these fucks out of here pronto.)
* JustinBieber (Do I really need to explain why?)
* {{Sonichu}} (If you need to know why, you must be new to the Internet)
* DanielTosh (Unfunny liberal cunt...why he's still on the air, I don't know)
* PabloFrancisco (unfunny, stays on his unfunny jokes for way too long, and worst of all, he's a white guy with a Hispanic as all fuck name! Get a tan, you goddamn gringo!)
* LeeCamp (Another unfunny liberal cunt. Blind to his party's socialist agenda, per usual.)
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[[folder: TroperTales I've told]]
* [[TroperTales/AccidentalPervert Accidental Pervert]]
* [[TroperTales/BatterUp Batter Up]]
* [[TroperTales/BigEater Big Eater]]
* [[TroperTales/BigFriendlyDog Big Friendly Dog]]
* [[TroperTales/CatsAreMean Cats Are Mean]]
* [[TroperTales/ChivalrousPervert Chivalrous Pervert]]
* [[TroperTales/ClosetKey Closet Key]]
* [[TroperTales/{{Determinator}} Determinator]]
* [[TroperTales/EvenTheGuysWantHim Even The Guys Want Him]]
* [[TroperTales/FiveManBand Five Man Band]]
* [[TroperTales/FriendToAllLivingThings Friend To All Living Things]]
* [[TroperTales/GermansLoveDavidHasselhoff Germans Love David Hasselhoff]]
* [[TroperTales/HeartwarmingMoments11 Heartwarming Moments 11]]
* [[TroperTales/{{Keet}} Keet]]
* [[TroperTales/LargeHam Laaaaaaarge HAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
* [[TroperTales/SelfInsertFic Self-Insert Fic]]
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TroperTales/ptitleebkpqvvszxnh Sorry, I'm Gay]]
* [[TroperTales/StoutStrength Stout Strength]]
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TroperTales/Ptitlez4wrs240 That'sh not what your mother shaid lasht night. OOOOOOOH!]]
* [[TroperTales/TrademarkFavoriteFood Trademark Favorite Food]]
* [[TroperTales/TransparentCloset Transparent Closet]]
* [[TroperTales/YaoiFangirl Yaoi Fan]]
* [[TroperTales/YouAreNotAlone You Are Not Alone]]
* [[TroperTales/YuriFan Yuri Fan]]
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[[folder: FanFiction Ideas I have]]
I have several. I'll be adding them as they come to me.

* '''Title:''' ''Evangelion Fanfic: A Second Chance, A Portal, and A World of Desire''
** '''Status:''' Not even started yet.
** '''Tags:''' CrossOver (with KamenRiderOOO, with the GGundam cockpit design/style thrown in), PeggySue, SelfInsertFic
** '''Pairings:''' Shinji/Asuka, little bit of Shinji/Rei and Kaworu/Shinji, Touji/Hikari, Gotou/Satonaka
** '''Synopsis:''' After failing to stop Third Impact yet again, Arch-Angel Kyosuke Takamaru stands on trial before {{God}} ([[AFormYouAreComfortableWith taking the form of]] [[BuffySpeak the SEELE blocks]]), who is ready to execute him for his continuous failure. Before judgment can be passed, however, one of his fellow Arch-Angels (Kaworu. ItMakesSenseInContext.) saves him by requesting one last chance. God agrees and, one by one, the four Arch-Angels (Kyosuke, Kaworu, [[FanFic/NewPerspectiveEvangelion Noriko]], and [[RebuildOfEvangelion Mari]]. Again, ItMakesSenseInContext.) are sent back to the beginning of NGE, with the warning that if they fail this time, there will be no more chances. Can the Arch-Angels achieve the impossible and stop Third Impact? Will they survive one last trip to the past? Who will be changed? Who will be killed? And most importantly, who’s that blonde guy with the RedRightHand?
** '''Author's Note:''' This is gonna take a while. I dont have the full story in my head, but what I can tell you is that this is going to be very long, very in-depth, and hopefully, very satisfying. Various events include the Greed (in human form) [[GoKartingWithBowser hanging]] [[LouisCypher out]] with the Eva pilots, Touji becoming [[SecondRider Kamen Rider Birth]] (under the tutilage of Date), [[{{Workaholic}} Gotou]] and [[ManicPixieDreamGirl Satonaka]] dating (and later getting hitched), and [[DystopiaJustifiesTheMeans Gendo]] and [[CompleteMonster Dr. Maki]] [[ItGotWorse meeting]]. Dark? Maybe. Confusing? Probably. EarnYourHappyEnding? You [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] bet. Oh, and [[WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds Shinji]] [[YouNeedToGetLaid gets laid]]. ''[[BeyondTheImpossible Twice]]''.

* '''Title''': ''Digimon Fanfic: Lucemon's Revenge (or The Last Digi-Battle)''
** '''Status''': Not even started yet.
** '''Tags''': CrossOver (not with any other franchise, but different seasons of Digimon. Specifically, DigimonAdventure, DigimonAdventure02, DigimonTamers, and DigimonFrontier, with a few characters from DigimonSavers thrown in)
** '''Pairings''': Yolei/Ken (duh), [[OfficialCouple Tai/Sora]], Mimi/Joe (yeah...), [[BetaCouple Takato/Jeri]], Rika/[[spoiler: the real Ryo]]
** '''Synopsis''': A few weeks before leaving for college, six of the original Digidestined recieve a text message on their cell phones, claiming "Lucemon is not dead." Our heros quickly attempt to find a way to get back to the Digital World in order to investigate. Along the way, they run into the protagonists of Adventure 02, Tamers, and Frontier, along with [[ThoseTwoGuys Kazu, Kenta]], Jeri, [[AndZoidberg and Davis' sister, Jun]], all of whom recieved the same message on their phones. Once they are all together, they are transported to the Digital World by Good!Cherubimon and informed of the situation: Lucemon has begun resurrecting himself by corrupting the remaining Royal Knights (sans Gallantmon), and having them attack the Digital World for him. The unified Digidestined must find a way to stop the Royal Knights, defeat Lucemon for good, and SaveBothWorlds one the last time.
** '''Author Notes''': I've been wanting to write this for a loooooooooong time, and I'm so happy I finally have the time to start. Aside from the little plot drop above, I can mention a few {{Squee}}-worthy things: four of the original eight Digimon (Gomamon, Palmon, Biyomon, and Tentomon) are going to get the power to [[SuperMode Warp Digivolve]], Silphymon and Shakkoumon getting the power to [[SuperMode Mega Digivolve]], [=MegaGargomon=] and Sakuyamon Digivolving even further, human hosts for the ([[HeelFaceTurn formerly evil]]) four extra Spirits (Water, Wood, Earth, and Metal), and the power of Fusion Evolution being given to ''all ten'' Legendary Warriors. Oh, and there's going to be an eleventh Legendary Warrior, so WMG's ahoy on that. Hopefully this will be as epic as I want it to be. If not, I apologise.
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[[folder: Let's Plays I have planned]]

* '''Game''': ''ResidentEvil5 [[UpdatedRerelease Gold Edition]]''
** '''Players''': Myself (as Chris/Josh) and Kawaii (as Sheva/Jill)
** '''Specifics''': We'll be playing the entire game, ''Lost in Nightmares'', and ''Desperate Escape'' on [[HarderThanHard Professional Difficulty]]. However, because we're not idiots, we'll have Infinite Ammo turned on for the main story.
** '''Synopsis''': This is my first LetsPlay, and will probably be very awkward. Alongside my [[NumberTwo Player Two]], Kawaii, we, the self-proclaimed "Not-So Dynamic Duo" will fight our way through hordes of zombies, an El Gigante with a beard, crocodiles, [[GoddamnBats Goddamn Roaches]], assholes with megaphones, and of course, everyones favorite Villain, Wesker. Expect alot of dying, swearing, connection problems, {{Angrish}}, and taking the piss out of anyone and everything possible. Also, there will be NoFourthWall, so any complaints about us [[BreakingTheFourthWall breaking it]] will be met with swift, painfull {{Troll}}ing.

* '''Game''': ''{{Borderlands}} [[UpdatedRerelease Game of the Year Edition]]''
** '''Players''': Myself (as Brick, "[[CharacterAsHimself Himself]]"), Kawaii (as Mordecai, "The Hunter"), and introducing Saggy (as Roland, "The ([[TeamKiller Team-Killing]]) Soldier")
** '''Specifics''': We'll be playing the entire game and all four DLC's one time, as well as trying our luck against Crawermax. If it goes well, we'll do a second playthrough.
** '''Synopsis''': We may not have four players, but that wont stop us from turning Pandora inside-out with our own blend of off-the-wall humor, widespread destruction and gore, and complete disregard for decency, political correctness, and sanity. Expect more dying, more {{Angrish}}, more connection problems, more piss-taking, and plenty of botched team-killing. Once again, there will be NoFourthWall.

* '''Game''': ''VideoGame/GodOfWar: Ascension''
** '''Players''': Myself and Skiddlezizkewl
** '''Specifics''': We will be playing the multiplayer maps of GOW:A to the best of our abilities.
** '''Synopsis''': With the single-player campaign done, Skiddlezizkewl needs someone to tackle the multiplayer with, and in a stroke of luck, he turned to me to be that someone. We'll go through each map, beat the tar out of everything, and call it a day. Expect plenty of blood, guts, swearing, [[ArsonMurderAndJayWalking and political discussion]] as an American WebComic/{{Homestuck}} and an Australian [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Brony]] team up to tear Greek mythology a new one.
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[[folder: Games Reviewed by Blake Diamond]]
I've begun reviewing video games on my {{Tumblr}} [[http://blakegdiamond.tumblr.com/tagged/game-review blog]]. Below is an in-progress list of games I've covered:

* ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClank'': I liked it, calling it "a fun experience that's worth at least one go-around". '''Final Verdict''': 7/10
* ''[[Series/DevilMayCry Devil May Cry 1]]'': Hated it, called it "the worst pile of crap I've ever seen". '''Final Verdict''': 0/10
* ''VideoGame/JakAndDaxterThePrecursorLegacy'': Liked it enough, said it was "fun and innovative". '''Final Verdict''': 7/10
* ''VideoGame/GodOfWar'': Loved it, said it was "a great way to kick off one of Sony's bigger franchises". '''Final Verdict''': 8/10
* ''VideoGame/InFAMOUS'': Thought it was okay, nothing more. '''Final Verdict''': 6/10
* ''VideoGame/GoldenSun'': Loved it, said it's "one of the best experiences you will ever have on a handheld". '''Final Verdict''': 9/10
* ''VideoGame/{{Dishonored}}'': While the game had many things going for it, in the end, the bad outweighed the good. '''Final Verdict''': 5/10
* ''VideoGame/BorderLands'': "It's good, but it's not as groundbreaking as everyone thought it was". '''Final Verdict''': 5/10
* ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankGoingCommando'': Said it was a "huge step up from an already great original". '''Final Verdict''': 8/10
* ''DevilMayCry 2'': Unapologetically loved it, going so far as to call it one of the best games ever. '''Final Verdict''': 10/10
* ''GodOfWar 2'': Enjoyed it, said it was an "excellent follow-up to its predecessor". '''Final Verdict''': 9/10
* ''[[VideoGame/GoldenSun Golden Sun: The Lost Age]]'': Loved it, called it "one of the best sequels in history, and arguably one of the best handheld games of all time". '''Final Verdict''': 10/10
* ''VideoGame/InFamous2'': Liked it, said it was "An excellent improvement over the original". '''Final Verdict''': 8/10
* ''VideoGame/BorderLands2'': Enjoyed it, said it was "A massive step up from the original". '''Final Verdict''': 8/10
* ''VideoGame/JakIIRenegade'': Didn't like it, said it was "the low point of the trilogy". '''Final Verdict''': 4/10
* ''DevilMayCry 3: Dante's Awakening'': Liked it, said it was "just shy of the second game's perfection". '''Final Verdict''': 8/10
* ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankUpYourArsenal'': Liked it very much, said it was "one of the finer installments in the franchise". '''Final Verdict''': 9/10
* ''VideoGame/GoldenSunDarkDawn'': Liked it, said it was "a well-done successor to the original saga". '''Final Verdict''': 8/10
* ''VideoGame/Jak3Wastelander'': Loved it, said it was "the best in the series, from my perspective". '''Final Verdict''': 9/10
* ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4'': Liked it, said it was "one of the last of the franchise to actually live up to the Survival Horror genre." '''Final Verdict''': 9/10
* ''VideoGame/RatchetDeadlocked'': Loved it, said it was "one of the heights of the Ratchet and Clank series, and one of the best games to come out of the 6th console generation." '''Final Verdict''': 10/10
* ''DevilMayCry 4'': Was very "meh" about it, and said it was "a mixed bag". '''Final Verdict''': 6/10
* ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion'': Thought it was alright, said it "gets the job done as an immersive RPG experience, but it still leaves a lot to be desired." '''Final Verdict''': 6/10
* ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil5'': Liked it, said that "the story is a bit rubbish compared to other games in the series, but it more than makes up for that with near-perfect gameplay and decent co-op action." '''Final Verdict''': 7/10
* ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankSizeMatters'': Absolutely despised it, said it was "a disgrace to the Franchise/RatchetAndClank series and should be forgotten by history." '''Final Verdict''': 1/10
* ''VideoGame/{{Bully}}'': Loved it, said it was "flawed, most definitely, but enjoyable enough to stand the tests of time as a true classic." '''Final Verdict''': 8/10
* ''VideoGame/DmCDevilMayCry'': Liked it, said it was "far better than some of the installments that it receives its pedigree from." '''Final Verdict''': 8/10
* ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim'': Loved it, said it was "able to provide hundreds of hours of fun and entertainment." '''Final Verdict''': 9/10
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[[folder: Discussion / Vandalism]]
Talk about me, dammit! (Please note: Constructive criticism is welcome. {{Troll}}ing/[[FlameWar FlameWars]] are not. Plus, if you edit something I posted, tell me here so I can thank you. [[SelfDeprecation I'll be the first to admit I'm not perfect]], [[TakeThat unlike]] [[SmallNameBigEgo some people]], and any attempt to correct my wiki flaws will be much appreciated. Also, if I vandalised your Troper page, please return the courtesy by vandalising my page back. It helps me keep track of who/where I've visited long after the Recent Edits page kicks it out for not being "recent" enough.)
* Hey, you like The Daily Show and The Colbert Report? So do I. My favorite Daily Show correspondent is John Oliver. Feel free to visit and read my Troper page. PLEASE try to leave a nice comment about it for me OK? Life is better with friends, not enemies. - Tropers/{{AlBundyFan365}}
* Hello, fellow yaoi fanboy! Yeah, Shizuo/Izaya mainly runs off FoeYay, since Shizuo usually greets Izaya with a flying vending machine or dustbin. - @/{{DragonKhorse}}
* Our Troper family has to be the worst BigScrewedUpFamily ever. And we all love it! - @/AmusedTroperGuy
* Well, if you really want to know, I just found yaoi rather silly and not really to my liking, and ... [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny Oh, look, you're a diamond]]! *stares at shiny* - @/{{whataboutme}}
* This is for me saying ''Thanks'' for mentioning me and high-five ;) - @/{{SabrinaDiamond}}
* I was just passing through and decided I'd vandalize your page a bit, because it's some interesting reading. Cheers ~! - {{@/Kardamon}}
* Thanks for the shout-out on my page! I haven't been there in a WHILE. Good to see some other fans of ''real'' vampires out there. Also, you're kind of CrazyAwesome. ^_^ - {{@/Ingonyama}}
* I was going to insist on offering you coffee, but someone replaced my flask with whatever-the-frack this is; Jones Soda? *raises can* - @/{{Bisected8}}
** Bottles are much more sophisticated. *Raises bottle*
* I bring [[ShoutOut A Gift from the Culture.]] -the ''[[@/{{desdendelle}} What is the Answer and Why?]]''
* *glomps you till you can hardly breathe* Sorry! I forgot to do it, I can be so [[CloudCuckooLander dumb]] sometimes... - [[@/{{YinHachiko}} Hachiko]] :c
** AGH! *Struggles to breathe* Okay...that's enough...you're forgiven...[[spoiler:Absent Minded isn't a trope, just so you know.]]
* Befriend ALL the tropers! - Tropers/MrMallard
* Why hello there it is @/JRPictures. You have the honour of being the first troper to vandalise my page without posting in the Vandalise the Above Troper's Page Thread. Therefore you get a Lime. Why? Well it's a pretty badass gift when you think about it. Also while I'm at it I'm 2nd place in your "Top 5 Craziest Tropers" list. I am honoured.
* Awesomeness is being upfront, showing no fear, and being good with words and stuff. --@/SeanMurrayI
* You asked for some vandalism? Here comes your vandalism! You just won a Ragnarok Coupon! And today's coupon is...IThinkYouBrokeHim! -@/DhanaRagnarok
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[[caption-width-right:150:Congratulations! Use and abuse it as much as you want!]]
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[[folder: In closing...]]
I thank you kindly for accepiting me as a member of the ever-growing Troper family. I sincerly hope you find me acceptable and possibly even likeable, as I'm sure I will find thousands of my fellow Tropers and Tropetts to be in the same light. Thank you very much, and a good Troper's day to all. :-)
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