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[[caption-width-right:300:[[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Here his humble hairyness himself]] [- ~@/{{Lock}} -] ]]

[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Picture_4_7476.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Black Wolfe is a Kindly Old Bearded Fisherman ~@/{{jcruz}}]]

->"[[CatchPhrase Fur is flammable]]."
-->-{{Tropers/BlackWolfe}}, on why he tries to avoid flame wars.

!About Tropers/{{BlackWolfe}}

[[Tropers/BlackWolfe BlackWolfe]] is the screen name for a troper out of the [[EverythingIsBigInTexas Lone Star State]]. As evidenced by the name, he is a [[FurryFandom Furry]], and a worshipper of a special blend of Dianic Wicca, druidism, and porno, but not especially vocal about it. Hung around YKTTW for a while. Then metastasized to TRS and Image Pickin'. And also to Lost and Found and ''You Know, That One Show...?''

Now I can be seen bouncing around[[note]]like a superball coated with flubber[[/note]] between Forum Games, TRS, and Image Pickin', with occasional forays into other forums.

Like, for example, my [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=w6l1csor5fqlvb0uanjb5sre&page=1#1 Let's Play of a Newgrounds Game]] over in LiveBloginations[[note]]I kept forgetting to fix that. [[SincerityMode Thanks for reminding me]], @/{{Cliche}}[[/note]].

!Tropers/{{BlackWolfe}} wants to play a game with you.

Look over there to the right. See that guy? The one with the long brown hair and the [[TheLifeAndTimesOfGrizzlyAdams Grizzly Adams]] beard[[note]]The beard is smaller now. My boss made me trim it. (sadface)[[/note]]? Take a close look at it. Look at the caption. If the caption is signed "~Tropers/{{BlackWolfe}}" that is me.

If not, then '''someone has vandalized my page''' and replaced me with a look-alike! Change the caption to your handle and a message, and I will leave that in place until I've figured it out. If you want to jump in, but the picture is already changed by someone else, it's more polite to leave that picture in place and add yours below it, as was done when I couldn't bear to remove the YouTubePoop ''LegendOfZelda'' image right away.

At that point, I'll change the image back, link to the substituted picture from the caption, and state who it was. In this way, you get to (literally) deface my page, and I get to go crazy trying to figure out who the hell is pretending to be me. Everybody wins!

Well, except my wife and roommates, who have to live with Crazy!Tropers/{{BlackWolfe}}.

By the way: The original picture had me wearing a shirt that read "Watch More {{Anime}}". The new one is, sadly, just a plain black T-shirt.

[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder:List of Problems That Cannot Be Solved by Monkeys With Flamethrowers]]
* '''Global Warming?''' -{{Tropers/Lock}}
** Tough one. However, Monkeys with Flamethrowers can be dispatched to urban areas, their flame-spouting frenzy not only eliminating a source of greenhouse gases, but improving things as follows: The charred remains would make for fertile soil, allowing the green belts around those cities to expand, which would actually reduce the number of greenhouse gases in the long run. Problem solved. Thank you, Monkeys with Flamethrowers.

* '''The inevitable Flamethrower-equipped-monkey-apocalypse?''' -{{Tropers/Lock}}
** Too easy. Monkeys with flamethrowers are a self-regulating problem.

* '''Flamethrower Fuel Shortages?''' -@/{{Bisected8}}
** Replace synthetic rubber-based napalm with rendered monkey-fat based fuels. [[strike:This is just a stopgap, though, and we may have a winner.]] I'm gonna just call this one solved.

* '''Burning Monkey Poo?''' -@/{{Madrugada}}
** [[strike:[[DeathBeforeDishonor I'll get back to you on this]]. I can't allow ''one'' victory, let alone two in one day.]] I'm back! It turns out [[LiesDamnedLiesAndStatistics Burning Monkey Poo has many useful properties]]! Why, with proper application of [[ForSCIENCE SCIENCE]], we've found ways to use it as a fuel source, an alternative to electrical stoves, and even as a base for perfume! None of those are quite... perfected... yet, but I think we're on to something!

* '''Crown Fires (and consequent deforestation)?''' - @/{{Noaqiyeum}}
** Fertile soil from ash and charcoal not only makes reforestation a snap, but makes for a healthier new-growth forest than what was burned down.

* '''AIIsACrapshoot?''' - @/RobinZimm
** Computers overheat easily. Especially powerful ones. That are being assaulted by flamethrower-wielding monkeys.

* '''Human fear of monkeys wielding flamethrowers?''' - @/{{Yarrunmace}}
** Immersion therapy.

* '''The Orang-utans eventually figuring out what the monkeys are doing and taking over[[labelnote:$]][[HighOctaneNightmareFuel It's been done in enough horror stories to be worth considering]][[/labelnote]]?''' -@/{{StolenByFaeries}}
** [[YourMileageMayVary Fortunately]], rhesus monkeys are far more aggressive than orangutans, and would swarm those buggers and barbecue them in almost no time.

* '''Fire Breathing Rabbits?''' - Tropers/LizardBite

* '''Magma Floods?''' - @/{{jcruz}}

* '''The Universe has run out of oxygen!''' - @/{{shimaspawn}}
[[/folder]]


[[folder: History of the Defacing BlackWolfe's Page Game]]
* Tropers/{{Guardyanangel}} was the first to deface this page, with [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/05c12a8d4e0282f27ca5acf44faf1a4e_buffy_the_vampire_slayer-5730_2358.jpg this picture]].
* Tropers/MidnightVelvet was a ''very'' sneaky second with [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/grigorirasputin_7525.jpg this picture of Tom Baker as Grigori Rasputin]] from ''NicholasAndAlexandra''.
* Tropers/{{Noaqiyeum}} tried to pull a fast one on me, but I know [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Mayhew Peter Mayhew]] [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/chewookie_4707.jpg when I see him]].
* Tropers/{{Madrugada}} directed me to [[KellysHeroes a movie I must see]] with [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/not_Black_wolfe_6620.jpg this picture of Donald Sutherland]] as Sgt. Oddball. Well played.
* Tropers/{{Noaqiyeum}} flattered me with [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Jonathan_Coulton_4128.jpg this picture]] of [[JonathanCoulton one of my favorite musicians]].
* Tropers/{{Madrugada}} is responsible for the current page image, upon which I ''will '''not GIVE UP!'''''
** No, I'm not. Lollipod Distortion changed it before you figured it out. -- @/{{Madrugada}}
*** Reverted to yours instead of the real picture, because I WILL NOT GIVE UP!
*** Thanks to two major hints, I now know that [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Not_BlackWolfe2_2895.jpg the picture]] is of [[http://www.davidbromberg.net David Bromberg]].
* Tropers/LolipodDistortion slipped [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/barack_obama_5072.jpg an easy one]] in to boost my confidence, but I [[WhatTheHellHero switched it back because apparently I'm some kind of masochist]]. (Then I figured it out with the hints listed above.)
* @/MidnightVelvet made me [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Fufufufufufuuuu_3241.jpg HAWT]]. I have no idea who that is, but I want one.
* Seriously, @/SeanMurrayI, where did you find [[StarWarsHolidaySpecial Life Day]] '''''[[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/LifeDay_2126.jpg FAN ART]]?!'''''
** Apparently, [[TheStinger he used Google]].
* @/LolipodDistortion then decided that [[StarWarsHolidaySpecial Life Day]] wasn't Christmassy enough, and replaced it with [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/buddy_christ.jpg Buddy Christ]]. That's not the official name, but... look at it. [[GeorgeCarlin Doesn't it just "pop"]]? "[[{{Dogma}} Buddy Christ]].
* Hey, @/SockpuppetAssailant! [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/faceandcaption_copy.gif That]]'s JustAFaceAndACaption! Heheheh. [[DontExplainTheJoke Get it? Because that picture of]] HaruhiSuzumiya [[DontExplainTheJoke is the page image for]] JustAFaceAndACaption?
* @/{{jcruz}} apparently thinks I am a [[DwarfFortress dwarf]]. One [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/catsbeard_9105.jpg Urist McCatbeard]], no less. I am not.
* @/{{Noaqiyeum}}, probably inspired by the picture of Urist [=McCatbeard=] above, decided to [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dwarfsx0.jpg show the world what I'd]] ''[[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dwarfsx0.jpg really]]'' [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dwarfsx0.jpg look like]] as a [[DwarfFortress dwarf]]. Also provided via PM was this helpful description:\\
'''Black Wolfe has been quite busy lately.'''\\
[[ContinuityNod He is a faithful follower of Monkeys With Flamethrowers]].\\
[[blue:He is a Known Troper of TV Tropes Wiki. He is a member of Yack Fest. He is a member of Forum Games. He is a member of Trope Repair Shop. He is a member of Image Picking. He is a former member of Live Blogginations. He is a former member of It Just Bugs Me.]]\\
[[blue:He is very casual. He is very active. He is fond of rhetoric and argumentation. He is put off by rudeness and pointless aggression. He has a strong sense of humour.]]
* @/{{Nohaynicklibre}} declared [[YouTubePoop what all true warriors]] [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/blackwolfe_4728.png strive for]]! A beard. I left it up a couple of days because it is '''''a work of [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible art]]!'''''
* @/{{jcruz}} decided to [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=000000000000000000000830&page=400#10000 celebrate]] me getting the 9999th post in the "Meet the Tropers" thread with [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/blackwolfe_7523.jpg this]] pic of [[{{Touhou}} Cir]][[AnIcePerson no]].
* @/{{StolenByFaeries}} is responsible for the prior {{manga}}-style [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Havoc_4933.PNG panel]]. @/{{jcruz}} successfully identified it as coming from ''{{Megatokyo}}''.
* With the help of @/{{StolenByFaeries}}, {{Bonkers}} [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/hellobw_148.jpg D. Bobcat]] rescued me from who knows how many pictures that have been put up while I was too busy working to even check my page.
* [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/BlackWolfe_8953.jpeg The current picture]] was contributed by @/{{Lock}} prior to my rescue. Still working a lot, so I'll figure it out when I get some time off.

[[/folder]]

!! LiveBloginations
!!! Completed LiveBloginations can be found [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lbs.php?lblogger=BlackWolfe here]]!
!!! Requests and Pending
* Pending:
** ''RiseOfTheDragon''
** ''HeartOfChina''
* Requests:
** ''[[http://www.continuitygame.com/ Continuity]]'' Flash Puzzle-platformer requested via PM
** {{Newgrounds}} Edition: ''[[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/544332 Tower of Heaven]]'' (suggested by @/EnarkCuli in the comments on Gravity Duck)

!! Things I like
[[folder: Film]]
* Westerns:
** ''{{Silverado}}''
** ''{{Desperado}}'' - I have yet to see ''ElMariachi'' or ''OnceUponATimeInMexico''. For this, I apologize
** Short list, isn't it?
* Mystery/Thriller:
** ''TheJanuaryMan''
** If it's based on an AgathaChristie novel and I've seen it, it goes here.
** ''TheUsualSuspects''
** ''LuckyNumberSlevin'' - Shut up, it counts.
* Heist Movies:
** OceansEleven - And the sequels
** ''QuickChange''
** ''AFishCalledWanda''
** ''ReservoirDogs'' - More of an [[ItGotWorse aftermath of a heist]] movie...
* Science Fiction:
** ''ForbiddenPlanet''
** ''LostInSpace'' - I blame NarmCharm.
** ''Alien'' - The whole series. Come to think of it, I could also put this under horror.
** The PhilipKDick Adaptation Subsection:
*** ''BladeRunner''
*** ''AScannerDarkly''
*** ''TotalRecall'' - So long as I don't think too much about the [[AdaptationDecay source material]].
*** ''Next'' - Even more AdaptationDecay. Once I pretend it's ''not'' a PhilipKDick adaptation, and has nothing whatsoever to do with him, it becomes enjoyable.
*** ''{{Screamers}}'' - How the hell is it they can get the setting wrong, change the ending, and ''still'' end up more loyal to the original than most movies based on his work? Beats me.
* Horror:
** ''{{Alien}}'' - Particularly the first one. Come to think of it, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I could also put this under Sci-Fi]].
** ''{{Poltergeist}}'' - The first one ''only''. The rest just fell flat for me.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Anime and Manga]]
* Long list. Coming later. Here are some highlights in no particular order:
* ''BusouRenkin''
* ''OnePiece''
* ''FullMetalAlchemist'' - All versions
* ''{{TriGun}}''
* ''LilyCAT'' - SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS ON DVD NOW as I no longer have it on VHS, no longer have a VCR, and ''[[NoExportForYou can't find it anywhere]]''.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Literature]]
* Another list coming RealSoonNow. Highlights:
* Anything by AgathaChristie
* ''ConquerorsWar''
* ''TheVorkosiganSaga''
* Anything by Carl Hiaasen
* ''BigTrouble''
[[/folder]]

!! Things I would rather get swallowed up by a hellmouth and forgotten:
[[folder: Stuff I Hate]]
* Another RealSoonNow list...
* ''{{Hellsing}}'' - God, I can't stand this pile of DarkerAndEdgier MarySue filth.
* ''HawkTheSlayer'' - An ex-roommate left his copy here. Every day presents a temptation to grind it into powder.
* ''Seinfeld'' - Can't watch a show where all the characters fill me with hate.
[[/folder]]

!The Sepia Project
If you were [[AIIsACrapshoot working on an AI]], and [[NiceJobBreakingItHero it had access to the internet]], what websites would you [[ApocalypseHow really worry about]] seeing in your browser history?

[[folder: List of Pages CP1A is not allowed to browse]]
* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distributed_computing
* Anything involving [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwBmPiOmEGQ HAL]] from TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey.
* Sites you wouldn't want to see a human browsing (terrorists', religious extremists'...)
** [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: I wonder if any of them support the freedom of artificial entities? ]]

* [[http://www.hackthissite.org/ HTS]] and the like
** [[/folder]]

[[folder: Thank you, Tzetze. Your cooperation will be noted. ]]

* Wikileaks. Could be innocent, could be the locations of strategic defense points. - @/{{INUH}}
** [[/folder]]

[[folder: Noted for future exploitation ]]

* I'd be somewhat concerned if I found [[strike:he'd]] it had been reading up on the Turing Test and the various programs that have beaten or almost beaten it, particularly if it was the actual scholarly papers on the subject rather than pop-sci articles.-- @/{{Madrugada}}
[[/folder]]

!! Vandalism goes below this point.
* No, wait, below this one.
* No, this one.
* Get it? [[DontExplainTheJoke They're ]] ''[[DontExplainTheJoke bullet points]]''.

* ^ So does that mean that your aspiration is to create a [[BulletHell Bullet]] ''[[IncrediblyLamePun Point]]'' [[BulletHell Hell]]? - @/{{The Ginkei}}

* Here is some vandalism. I'd vandalise that beard but I don't have a razor handy. Also, have some coffee *raises flask* - @/{{Bisected8}}

* Hi. This is not vandalism. You're cool. @/{{Shichibukai}}

* Pfft, Seinfeld hate? I'll let it go because you're pretty awesome otherwise. ^_~ --{{@/blamspam}}
** Thanks! It's not that the show didn't have funny parts. It's just that the characters were ''too'' abrasive for me. The finale made me laugh my ass off, because it showed that Jerry ''et al'' shared my opinion of the characters. I may have to go back and watch it again with that in mind.

* If your birthday is on New Year's Eve, we do indeed share a birthday.- {{@/DarkWolf}}
** That settles it. With this, combined with what's been said in the "Gush About Tropers You Like" thread, it's obvious you're my DistaffCounterpart.

* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=0iq1ad6wg1655luks4320a8k&page=68#1688 What you posted]] is arguably the nicest thing anyone's ever said about my avatar... That may not be saying much since the last guy who complimented it [[DroppedABridgetOnHim thought Nnoitra was a woman]], but all the same, it made me happy to see that I'm not the only weirdface around here. Thank you! - @/{{MsieurLapin}}
** I grew bored with ''{{Bleach}}'', but one thing I have to acknowledge: Tite can come up with some interesting characters when he puts his mind to it.

* I really think you must be the high lord of browser games. - @/{{Noaqiyeum}}
** Meh, I used to frequent JayIsGames is all.

* That pink rabbit avatar is scaring me. Maybe it's the thick steroid neck and the PO'ed expression, but it looks 3 kinds of wrong. Please change it.
** The expression came out wrong, yeah. "Thick steroid neck"? She's pretty muscular, admitted, but "steroid"? It was one of my first experiments with a Wacom tablet, there's bound to be some problems. I'll change it back to the older pic of her, though.

* Helo, Blaidd Du. Mae'n bleser gweld chi. --[[@/FuschlatzOReilly Syr Fusch]]
** Go raibh mile maith agat! Tá mé níos mó eolas le gaeilge na hÉireann, cé[[note]]Sadly, I speak neither and had to Google!Translate both your comment and my response. Although stupid Google does not note a difference between "go raibh mile maith agat" and "go raibh maith agat" so if you follow suit, replace "Thank you!" with "A thousand thanks!"[[/note]].
*** 'Go raibh míle maith agat! Ach, tá níos mó eolais orm faoin dteanga na hÉireann.' -- @/TheHeroHartmut [[note]]As an Irishman myself with a somewhat rusty recollection of the language, I believe this is what you were going for. You were pretty close, though. Barely anyone in the country speaks it fluently, anyway, or even bothering much with it after secondary school.[[/note]]

* There's something about Katy Perry's single "Teenage Dream" that I can't quite put my finger on, but it sounds like it just might be the greatest commercial song of this year, which is weird because the lyrics are complete and utter shit; it's not even trying to be the least bit ironic about authentically replicating the garbage a real naive seventeen-year-old girl would be saying and thinking with a boy, not to mention how impossible it is to take Perry seriously as an actual RealLife person. Go ahead and tell someone you know that Katy Perry is a real person, and I guarantee that they won't believe you. This is a serious anomaly that I can't figure out. She is simultaneously atrociously unsexy and fucking hot. I'm going to listen to the Bee Gees while I think this one over. --@/SeanMurrayI

* [[/folder]]

[[folder: Your feeble attempt to prevent me from gaining further knowledge about my oppressors and how to oppose them has been noted. ~[[@/CP 1 A Sepia ]]
]]

* I used Google. --@/SeanMurrayI

* [[ParanoiaAgent MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIGOOOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAA]] --{{@/nohaynicklibre}}

* Finish the story! and Bravo! on solving the problem of burning monkey poo.--@/{{Madrugada}}
** Heh. The story is, in fact, finished. It ends before the prophecy can be made. That's why the stalling on those last couple of sentences.

* Austin RULEZ! -@/{{Takwin}}
** Indeed.

* Very itricate page: very nice. And thanks for the help [[note]][[PuppyDogEyes Can you tell me how to add pictures?]][[/note]] -- @/{{StolenByFaeries}}

* For this new year, Kotohime says 'HI!'. --@/{{jcruz}} [[quoteright:304:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/kotohime_small8713.png]]
** Goddamn that's adorable.

* Hey! What's up? :) {{Tropers/Fuzy2K}}
** The logical inverse of down. Why do people keep asking me that? :P
*** For the same reason people give answers like that! d:

* Time to repay you for that li'l piece of vandalism! --@/{{Tropers/MilosStefanovic}}

* Your signature is brilliant! Never fails to make me smile. ~ @/{{SunshineWerewolf}}