I'm not an elephant, but I play one on the Internet.

I like to write, draw, and occasionally make parody songs. Sometimes, I like to pretend I'm the alphabetizing/fixing redlink fairy.

I don't really like taking things seriously.

!!Works I have created/published (and am working on right now)
* [[http://kaleilieghphant.livejournal.com/tag/stories%20that%20make%20baby%20nervous%20cry Stories that Make Baby Nervous Cry]]: A [[TheSims Sims 2]] story about a man's inability to stop playing with his wand (his ''magic wand,'' that is)
* [[http://kaleilieghphant.livejournal.com/tag/rain%20in%20the%20desert Rain in the Desert]]: A more serious Sims 2 story about three brothers and their refusal to roll over and take it from life.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7327998/1/Fractured_Illusions Fractured Illusions]]: A Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic in which Yugi questions his perception of reality.
* [[FanFic/DecksFallEveryoneDies Decks Fall,]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6474469/1/Decks_Fall_Everyone_Dies Everyone Dies]]: A YugiohTheAbridgedSeries FanFic about the day the card games died. '''(Completed)'''
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4583644/1/Not_the_Usual_Kaiba Not the Usual Kaiba]]: Another {{Yugioh}} fanfic about those Kaiba-centric Mary Sues we all love to hate--with a twist.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND6JrfydQA4 This thing]]: An instructional {{Lazytown}} parody on how to properly experiment on a human Sim.
* [[http://kaleiphant.insanejournal.com/tag/along+the+road+to+nowhere Along the Road to Nowhere]]-A Self [[{{Spork}} Sporking]]: A specimen from the [[SturgeonsLaw dreaded ninety percent]]. (Because why not laugh at yourself)

There's more on my [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/479298/Kalarin fanfiction.net profile]].

!!Stuff I like
* Various [[{{Literature}} books]] (too many to list them all, but a few include ''Nineteen Eighty-Four'', ''Fight Club'', ''Joy Luck Club'', ''Wicked'', ''Ethan Frome'', and ''Now You Are One of Us''.)
* TheSims 2 (and the original Sims, especially Makin' Magic and Superstars)
* Lots of movies, not all of them good.
** Good example: MemoirsOfAGeisha (I like the book, too). Bad Example: SpiceWorld.
* {{Yugioh}}
* YugiohTheAbridgedSeries
* {{Pokemon}}
* XenaWarriorPrincess (and other anachronistic stories)
* Assorted cartoons from TheRenaissanceAgeOfAnimation (too many to list)
* A few other people's FanFic
* MusicalTheater and regular theater (I think my favorite play may be ''HeddaGabler'')
* {{Lazytown}} (for the music)
* Assorted musical acts (again, too many to list)

!!Speak here or forever hold your peace...or something.

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