Hello, random people of the Intertubes! I am Bio Flak Cake. That's right, the cake was not a lie. As in, my cake would launch super - heated fragments of metal dipped in tyridium sludge. And cake too!


'''Where I live'''
In that shadow in the corner of your room. Funny story, had to kick Slenderman out, think he lives in your bathroom...

I'm a thirteen year old geek with a penchant for writing and art. I don't talk much, but when I do let down the barriers, I enjoy the company of others. I put up an annoying hammy attitude, mostly to avoid others, but under that, I am a talkative and creative person. But this isn't eHarmony, so whatever.
The story I planned on has been cancelled. I'll break it to WBD soon.

I'm currently working on the page for [[VideoGame/{{Portal the Flash Version}} Portal the Flash Version]]. Any help and suggestions appreciated.

Tis the only account on the internet I have. Don't attempt to find me on facebook or whatever the frak.

'''IMPORTANT''' My faith in humanity dies a little when someone says something is "Gay". I will be distrustful and will distance myself from those who use it as an infinitive. Seriously, don't. I have enough stupidity to deal with at school.
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!!Favorite Video Games:
* {{Freespace}}
* {{Galactic Civilizations}}
* {{Half Life}}
* {{Homeworld}}
* {{Portal}}
* {{Unreal Tournament 2004}}
* {{Warzone 2100}}

!!Favorite TV shows:
* {{Adventure Time}}
* {{Buffy the Vampire Slayer}} of course...
* {{Death Note}} Totally team [[AntiHero Light]]
* {{Middle Man}}!
* {{MST3K}}


!!Favorite books:
* {{HitchhikersGuidetotheGalaxy}}
* {{I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream}}
* {{Lord Of The Rings}}
* {{Percy Jackson and the Olympians}}


!!Favorite Web Origionals:
* {{Marble Hornets}}
* {{My Immortal}} In a so bad it's good sort of way.
* {{That Guy With The Glasses}}
* {{Tribe Twelve}}
* Rage Comics/Troll Science Comics


!!My Hobbies:
* [[LargeHam THIS!!!1!11!!!1]]
* Playing Forum Games
* Being the emperor of the Universe (Virtually, of course.)
* Building {{Bionicle}} MOCs [[spoiler: My Own Creation]]
* Being a weirdo
* Watching {{That Guy With The Glasses}} ({{Phelous}}, {{Nostalgia Critic}})


!!Favorite Tropes:
* {{Xanatos Gambit}}
* {{Turned on Their Masters}}
* {{Nice Job Breaking It Hero}}
* {{High Octane Nightmare Fuel}}
* {{Large Ham}}
* {{Narm}}


!!Tropes That Apply To Me:
* {{CloudCukoolander}} Of course I got that link wrong. B(
* {{Large Ham}}
* {{Mostly Narmless}}
* {{Deadpan Snarker}}, like pretty much everyone else here except that tomato, that one right there, see?
* {{Crowning Moment of Awesome}}: Pretty much everything I write in English class.
* I'm a walking encyclopedia of [[MemeticMutation Memetic Mutations]][[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: I must use OVER NINE THOUSAND MEMES A DAY! ]]

* {{Incoming Ham}} You'll see me coming a mile away.



!!Things I dislike:
* {{Ctrl Alt Delete}}. Terrible Webcomic.
* {{Twilight}} (as most boys do)
* Many, '''MANY''' fanfics. Also, {{Black Butler}}. Take ''That,'' she - who - shall - not - be - named who recommended it!

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! Vandalism Ahoy
* Thank you for the honor of being the first vandal. -@/ShadowBender
* Hi! [[/folder]]

[[folder: ...Great. [[Sarcasm Mode Perfect time for writer's block ]]
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* Hey there. Another newcomer. Nice to meet you. I would give you some advice here, but to be honest, I'm not the best person to take advice from. Oh well. Everyone here is fairly nice. Just treat them with some amount of respect, and they'll do the same to you. I guess I did slip some advice in. Oh well. - @/CompletelyNormalGuy