This troper is the Bertiest Dastard you will ever see, despite being neither a Bertie, nor a Dastard.
*He is, however, in his early twenties, and living in the south west of England.
*He's an aspiring author, potential poet, and amour of alliteration.
*He plays several instruments, speaks several languages, and is, in short, the enviable kind of person who picks things up with very little effort.
*He will, also, over time, expand this page.
*He's 21
*He's single (ooer)
*He's contributed several Troper tales
*He hasn't got a clue what to type here
*He's hoping to have videos of accents up on EternalSanity, his youtube page