Aunt Zelda is a voracious [[SlashFic slash]] [[YaoiFangirl author]] who likes [[BlessedAreTheCheeseMakers eating cheese]], petting [[EverythingsCuterWithKittens cats]], ballroom dancing, performing in [[WilliamShakespeare Shakespeare's]] plays, and flying [[CoolPlane small planes]], but not all at once.

Treats orange juice like others treat [[MustHaveCaffeine coffee]]. Personally knows an alarming number of people who aspire to TakeOverTheWorld. Wants to marry [[TheDresdenFiles Harry Dresden.]] Or [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe The Statue of Liberty.]] Both seem equally unattainable.

Enemies: homophobes, quiche, and [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible certain kinds of Modern Art.]]

Has PerverseSexualLust (in no particular order) for: [[TheDresdenFiles Harry Dresden]], [[{{Weeds}} Nancy Botwin]], [[{{Firefly}} Inara Serra]], DavidTennant, [[{{Discworld}} Vetinari]], and pretty much any MadScientist.

Proud founder of the [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses TGWTG]] slash fandom. Created the FakeNewsRumble page for some inexplicable reason.

All-Time-Favorites: CowboyBebop, {{Firefly}}, TortallUniverse, SlingsAndArrows, SoonIWillBeInvincible, {{Discworld}}, {{Narbonic}}, EchoBazaar, PhineasAndFerb, KillBill, ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.

Favorite Tropes: FoeYay, HoYay, PlanetEris, JamesBondage, BrainsAndBondage, ScheherezadeGambit.

Currently in an [[EthicalSlut open relationship]] with an {{Adorkable}} geeky guy who can do a damn fine [[TheSpoonyExperiment Doctor Insano]] impersonation. On their first date they watched {{UHF}} and TheRockyHorrorPictureShow, and he started to teach her how to play MagicTheGathering.

BiTheWay ... for a while she's been in CourtlyLove with a RichBitch named Helen [[strike: of Troy.]] Yes, hers is a [[LauncherOfAThousandShips face that]] [[JustForPun launched a thousand ships.]]