Ari Rockefeller is a guy from South Jersey who has dreams of writing books for a living. He works two part-time jobs to survive. Has a black belt in Tang Soo Do karate, and lists anime, cosplay, gaming, books, webcomics, and of course, writing, as his primary interests. Has a decent collection of swords.

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He is responsible for unleashing the following horrors onto TvTropes (incomplete list)
* AMVHell
* AskANinja
* ''AttackOfTheShow''
* BadassBeard
* {{Botchamania}}
* ''CastleCrashers''
* CatharsisFactor
* ChildsPlay
* ''ComingToAmerica''
* [[Series/{{Conan}} Conan (TV series)]]
* ConceptAlbum
* ConRecap
* ''CookingMama''
* [[Funny/HellfireCommentaries Crowning Moment Of Funny: Hellfire Commentaries]]
* [[CrowningMusic/StreetFighter Crowning Music of Awesome: Street Fighter series]]
* DenisLeary
* DodgeThis
* FlatWhat
* GiantNoveltyCheck
* ''HappyGilmore''
* ''HaroldAndKumar''
* INeedAFreakingDrink
* TheIronSheik
* LetsFightLikeGentlemen
* ''MacHall''
* MakoIwamatsu
* ManlyTears
* {{Nerdcore}}
* ''NerimaDaikonBrothers''
* ''NinjaWarrior''
* ''SaluteYourShorts''
* ''[[Film/StreetFighter Street Fighter (film)]]''
* ''TheAdventuresOfPeteAndPete''
* ''TheOblongs''
* ''ThePatriot''
* TheRoast
* RollingBomberSpecial
* TrishStratus
* ''UnbeatableBanzuke''
* WhatDoesThisButtonDo
* ''WebSoup''
* ''WillItBlend''
* {{Workaholic}}
* ''ZTrueLongIslandStory''
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