Well, this is my new account, since my old one (Anomalocaris) couldn't do stuff for some reason. It's supposed to be 2.0, but it removed the space and period.

I mostly frequent the Video Games subfora to ask annoying questions or make awful puns and obscene jokes, and occasionally wander into Forum Games when I have a new avatar or signature to show off, or am just really bored.

And now, an important question:

If I buy a donkey and enter it into a horse race, but then pull out at the last second and exit the race, does that mean I scratched my ass?