Well, this is my new account, since my old one (Anomalocaris) couldn't do stuff. It's supposed to be 2.0, but it removed the space and period.

Dude from the northeast USA, currently a 21-year-old college student. Not much else to say, pretty generic and forgettable here. Been using this website for a few years now.

You should stop reading this page, there's nothing interesting on it.

No, really, cut it out.

I'm warning you, this won't end well.

Whatever you do, don't read the spoiler.

For your sake, please don't.

Turn back. You can't handle it.