[[caption-width-right:400:[[ShootTheMedicFirst SHOOT THE GOSHDARN MEDIC!]]]]

You have reached the page of Alyss Baraen/Kigurou-Enkou! There's not much here, since the last time I edited this page it was kinda full of garbage. I'm still leaving my old folder up for archive purposes.

Follow my (actually active) [[http://kigurou-enkou.deviantart.com/ DeviantArt here]]. For tropes of my characters, refer to the character page of FanFic/TheCrossroad

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!Kigurou Enkou / Kumiko Fujimoto
[[caption-width-right:250: A Plain Writer...]]
[[caption-width-right:250: ...or a [[AcCENTUponTheWrongSylLABle SurReal]] [[PhysicalGod Writer]]]]

-->''"[[KurtVonnegut Be a sadist]]. [[BreakTheCutie No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them in order that the reader may see what they are made of."]]''

[[CaptainObvious Uh, yeah, that's me alright.]] Since you decided to go beyond the basics, I might as well tell you more about myself.

As you can already guess, I am a fan of various anime and gaming...stuff. The likes of mine that my comics crossover with the most besides {{Touhou}} are {{Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha}}, {{Puella Magi Madoka Magica}} and {{Sound Horizon}}, though expect a few other works to appear from time to time. I am fond of the {{Rule of Drama}} and the use of it in my comics (CORRECTLY, of course), but they are not devoid of humour.

Something that has become a staple in my stories recently is that I am a sort of {{Physical God}}, specifically, a Surrealm Writer. Surrealm Writers are basically what we DON'T see of writers. Those stories they write on paper? [[RealityWarper They are creating new universes every single time an idea is written down]]. The story you call 'fiction' becomes 'reality'.

Being the huge {{Troll}} that I am, sometimes, [[WeAreOurAuthorAvatars I sometimes enter my OWN stories under the alias 'Kumiko Fujimoto']]. Alyss, in particular, seems to be very aware that I'm the writer, and seems to be attracted to the idea that [[RageAgainstTheAuthor I am an asshole]].

Enough {{Wall of Text}}! Time for Tropes!

* AGodIAmNot: I am a sinful human being regardless of what I do, [[TheBible and I already have my own God anyway]].
* AuthorAvatar: I'd like to say 'not quite', because Kumiko doesn't represent me, [[WeAreOurAuthorAvatars she IS me]].
* AuthorFilibuster: [[http://kigurou-enkou.deviantart.com/gallery/30985734 Well duh]].
* BerserkButton: Calling me by a certain variation of my name...
* BreakTheCutie: See above quote, it's a job requirement as a writer. Notable characters I have broken are [[spoiler: [[BrokenBird Chika/Zainan]], [[CosmicPlaything Elef]] and [[TheHeartless Gerhild]]]].
* DramaQueen: Frequently {{Played for Laughs}} in the Skype Chat.
* EmbarrassingNickname: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Don't.call.]][[BerserkButton me.]][[spoiler: '''DEBBINS!''']]
* TheGlassesComeOff: {{Played For Laughs}} [[http://kigurou-enkou.deviantart.com/gallery/29464789#/d59qtyo here]]
* GenreSavvy: Oh, [[MemeticMutation You don't say?]]
* {{Jerkass}}: It's a job requirement.
** JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Hey! I AM capable of [[PetTheDog Petting the Dog]]! [[spoiler: See what I did to the three above cuties whom I broke!]]
* LackOfEmpathy: Subverted. Authors are humans too.
* NoSenseOfHumor: Sometimes in the Skype Chat.
* SirSwearsalot: Hahahahaha......[[GoshDangItToHeck frick]].
* TerrifiedOfGerms: When I was younger, I forbid ANYONE in my family to say that G Word...
* ThereAreNoCoincidences
* ThouShaltNotKill: Most of the guys down at the Walfas Club Skype Chat are {{Knight in Sour Armor}}s, but when you compare someone like me to, say, [[http://megagundamman.deviantart.com/ MegaGundamMan...]]
* TookALevelInBadass: Again, {{Played For Laughs}}.
* WhoWantsToLiveForever: A strong believer in this trope
* [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes Why Did It Have To Be Cockroaches?]]