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[[caption-width-right:344:This is the face your mother so enjoyed last night.]]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, the one... the only... '''[[LargeHam ALEKSEIIIIIIII]]'''!

* *crowd goes wild*

Let's see, a bit about me... I'm an AttentionWhore music freak nerd, interested in personality typology, politics, technology, poker, [[CoolCar cars]], [[MadScience quantum physics]], [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment music]], [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment and being an attention whore]]. I've been browsing this wonderful, magnificent, awesome, [[TVTropesHasRuinedMyLife FANTASTIC, MAJESTIC, ]]'''[[TVTropesHasRuinedMyLife INSANELY GODDAMN AMAZING]]''' site for close to a year now, and decided to leave my imprint, little as it may be *sniff* on this great place.

Add whatever you like, but '''sign your entries'''.
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!!Awesome Stuff:
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[[folder:TV]]
* GameOfThrones
* DoctorWho
* {{Torchwood}}
* HouseMD
* {{Psych}}
* {{Series/Nikita}}
* TopGear
* {{Series/Merlin}}
* {{Series/Rome}}
* {{Series/Copper}}
* {{Dexter}}
* DeathNote
* {{Hellsing}}
* GunGrave
* TriGun
* {{Firefly}}
* {{Buffy}}/{{Angel}}
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Movies]]
* Anything by:
** [[ChristopherNolan Chris Nolan]]
** QuentinTarantino
** JossWhedon
** MartinScorsese
** KevinSmith
* [[RuleOfSeanConnery Anything with]]:
** [[SamuelLJackson Samuel Leroy Motherfucking Jackson]]
** AnthonyHopkins
** '''[[SelfDemonstrating.BrianBlessed BRIAN BLESSED]]'''
** JohnnyDepp
** SeanConnery
** LiamNeeson
** MorganFreeman
** RussellCrowe
** JasonStatham
** JetLi
** JackieChan
** Chris Tucker
** ChrisRock
** WillSmith
** ElizaDushku
** SummerGlau
* Plus:
** FightClub
** {{Se7en}}
** StarWars
** IndianaJones
** SherlockHolmes
** TheLastSamurai
** TheBourneSeries
** MarvelCinematicUniverse
** TheMatrix
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Music]]
* {{Rammstein}}
* DimmuBorgir
* Kiuas
* BreakingBenjamin
* Serj Tankian
* {{Muse}}
* PinkFloyd
* {{Nightwish}}
* {{Edguy}}
* DreamTheater
* Charon
* {{Eminem}}
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5V6sxZ8-eg This]]
* And [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQduGayYnco this]]
* And who can forget [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IssMy3raC58 the song]] that would make anyone with an ounce of idealism into a KnightTemplar?
* HOLY SHIT [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n8xXyn0Qfg SALSA ROCK]]!!! <3
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Books]]
* ASongOfIceAndFire
* SherlockHolmes
* HarryPotter
* [[AlexandreDumas Dumas]]
* AubreyMaturin
* DonQuixote
* Lázaro De Tormes
* StarWarsExpandedUniverse
* And almost any work of fiction that falls into my hands. I'm a voracious reader.
[[/folder]]
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!!Personality Profile:
* [[http://www.personalitynation.com/analytical-psychology/486-introduction-cognitive-functions.html Jung/MBTI]]: [[http://www.teamtechnology.co.uk/myers-briggs/entp.htm ENTP]]
* Keirsey: [[http://www.keirsey.com/teacher.aspx Teacher]]
* Archetype: [[http://www.mythologyoflife.com/files/archetypal_roles.pdf Sage]]
* [[BigFivePersonalityTraits Big 5]]: [[http://similarminds.com/global5/sluei.html sLue|I|]]
* [[http://www.enneagraminstitute.com Enneagram]]: [[http://theenneagram.blogspot.com/2007/09/type-7.html#wi 7w6]] (Head) > [[http://theenneagram.blogspot.com/2007/09/type-8.html#wi 8w9]] (Gut) > [[http://theenneagram.blogspot.com/2007/09/type-4.html#wi 4w5]] ([[http://www.enneagraminstitute.com/intro.asp#instincts Heart]]) sx/sp
* Oldham: [[http://psyed.org/r/pers/pt/passive-aggressive.html Leisurely]] > [[http://psyed.org/r/pers/pt/compensatory-narcissistic.html Inventive]] > [[http://psyed.org/r/pers/pt/cyclothymic.html Artistic]]
* D&D Alignment: ChaoticNeutral

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!!This Troper Provides Examples of:

* AccentuateTheNegative
* {{Adorkable}}
* AfraidOfNeedles - I'd rather get stabbed with a knife than a needle. Don't ask me why, I have no idea.
* AnnoyingLaugh
* AntiHero - [[GoodIsNotNice Type III]], bordering on [[SociopathicHero Type IV]].
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny
* AttentionDeficitCreatorDisorder
* AttentionWhore
* BadassBoast (or SmallNameBigEgo, depending on my actual rep and abilities -- nevertheless I'm anything but humble)
* BewareTheNiceOnes
* BigEater - Alternating with ForgetsToEat... I don't exactly have healthy dietary habits.
* BigFun
* BlackAndGreyMorality - I'm fairly unscrupulous, will with little remorse lie, cheat and steal to get my own way (and there's little I would morally object to for the right price), can be [[SociopathicHero cruel to those]] [[PayEvilUntoEvil I think]] [[GoodIsNotNice deserve it]] and just generally don't play well with society's rules. But I will defend those that deserve defending, and am normally very kind and considerate.
* {{Bookworm}}
* BuffySpeak
* BunnyEarsLawyer
* BrilliantButLazy
* ByronicHero - About 90% of one.
* CampStraight
* CantHoldHisLiquor
* ChivalrousPervert
* {{Cluster F Bomb}}/{{Atomic F Bomb}} - I swear like a sailor.
* ClassClown
* CoolLoser
* CoolTeacher
* CuddleBug - ...Oh yeah.
* [[DeadpanSnarker (Not so) Deadpan Snarker]]
* DitzyGenius - Living embodiment of the trope. *sigh*
* FailedASpotCheck - I routinely make very stupid mistakes because I miss a tiny but crucial detail right under my nose. Having ADD is a bitch...
* FleetingPassionateHobbies - Pretty much every interest I've ever had.
* EvenTheGuysWantHim - I've been hit on multiple times by gay men. Recently one Finnish dude from a forum basically said he was gonna fap thinking about me... O.O I mean, I'm flattered, and I've nothing against homosexuality, but I don't swing that way guys.
* {{Geek}}
* GrammarNazi - on occasion.
* {{Good is not Nice}}/{{Good is not Soft}} - I'm fairly kind and good-natured normally, believe in justice, but I have a laundry list of character faults, including: [[BrilliantButLazy laziness]], [[SmallNameBigEgo arrogance]], [[SelfishGood selfishness]], [[{{Wangst}} self-indulgent angst]], [[SociopathicHero indifference to those I don't sympathize with (or even cruelty if they anger me)]], and [[UnscrupulousHero lacking almost any scruples]].
* HairTriggerTemper
* TheHedonist
* HeroWithAnFInGood
* TheHyena
* InferioritySuperiorityComplex
* InsufferableGenius - I can definitely be one.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold - I'm a snarky asshole, and I give off an aggressively ruthless appearance in debates, but I'm really a big cuddlebunny.
* {{Kindhearted Cat Lover}}/{{Right Hand Cat}} (depending on how evil I'm feeling at the time)
* KnightInSourArmor
* KnightTemplar - I have very draconian views of crime and punishment. I actually cheered [[DeathNote Light]] on (at least until he JumpedOffTheSlipperySlope and started killing jaywalkers and stuff).
** {{Dexter}} as well.
* '''[[LargeHam LARGE HAM]]'''
* LazyBum
* LeaningOnTheFurniture
* ManChild
* {{Metalhead}}
* {{Mighty Glacier}}/{{Fragile Speedster}} - Respectively, my deck preferences for [[YuGiOhCardGame Yu-Gi-Oh]] (where I run a Skill Drain deck), and MagicTheGathering (where I favor a rapid-burn deck consisting of lots of cheap creatures plus damage-causing spells).
* MrExposition
* {{Nerd}}
* NerdsAreSexy
* NietzscheWannabe
* NotAMorningPerson
* PayEvilUntoEvil - Big fan of the trope. Invoke it whenever I get the chance (which this being RealLife and all, is sadly not often).
* PermaStubble - [[InvokedTrope Invoked]]/[[EnforcedTrope Enforced]] via regular use of a hair trimmer.
* PoliceAreUseless - My house was broken into ([[NiceJobBreakingItHero due to me accidentally leaving the back door unlocked]]). We reported the break-in, a cop came around and... made a half-hearted effort to take prints, then that was it.
* [[RidiculousProcrastinator Ridiculous Proc]] - eh, I'll just finish writing this later.
* SadClown
* TheSlacker
* SlouchOfVillainy
* SmartPeoplePlayChess - Averted '''hard'''. I royally suck at chess.
* TeamChef - I don't adore cooking (it takes far too long to make anything non-basic, and I'm lazy -- plus the kitchen's uncomfortably hot), but I'm a ''damn'' good cook if I may say so myself.
* SophisticatedAsHell - my speech pattern is something like 40% Dudespeak, 20% ClusterFBomb, 30% technobabble, and 10% academic.
* TheSouthpaw
* StepfordSmiler
* StepfordSnarker
* {{Surrounded by Idiots}}/{{Only Sane Man}}
* ThisIsSparta - I frequently lapse into this when making a point in exasperation.
* UnscrupulousHero
* {{Wangst}}

!! Vandalisms go here. This part made by @/{{Landorkus}}.

* This is your first vandalism, I see. Now, you will be baked, and then there will be cake. -@/{{Landorkus}}
* So this is where I vandalise?-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666