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Was briefly known as Aygent Nomnom Jayden, ditched the y. Went by the handle Daiquiri when I first got here a long time ago, but [[ThatManIsDead that troper is dead now]] and the limp, cold, lifeless account is being ruthlessly looted for avatars by survivors.

I've got [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/forumite_icon_gallery.php?fortroper=AgentNomnomJayden an icon gallery]] full of UncannyValley and [[NightmareFuelStationAttendant I'm not afraid to use it]].

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!!I have contributed the following tropes to our fine society
* BeautifulDreamer
* InfernalParadise
* NowLetMeCarryYou

!!I also penned the pages for the following works
* ''GingerSnaps''
* ''{{Phantasmagoria}}''
* ''MemoriesOfMatsuko''
* ''{{Phenomena}}''

!!And this person
* BatForLashes

!!Oh, and the character sheet for
* [[{{Characters/Siren}} Siren]]

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I will not apply any tropes to myself because, well, that's just silly, you shouldn't define a real person with such labels. That, and I [[BrilliantButLazy just don't feel like getting off my ass to]]... [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife aw, crap]]!

Oh, might as well:

!!Tropes that other tropers think apply to me
* Work that famous WikiMagic of yours here, if you please.

* YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre: When it comes to cleaning up natter and the like anyway. ~ @/{{Colme}}

!!Yearbook signatures, fan mail, love letters, customer complaints, general feedback, zany internet humour and other stuff like that goes here

@/SandJosieph: Eww! COOTIES!

I cannot let a lady feel cold and lonely. AGH - @/{{Kinkajou}}

Listen all y'all, it's sabotage! Please don't stop posting, the fora could use more tropers like you. --@/{{goodtimesfreegrog}}

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[[folder: @@Jayden isn't a bad person in my book.@@ ]]
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Jayden's cool. And a fellow fan of ''HeavyRain'', which is nice. - @/TheJackal.

Vandalized {{for great justice}}! Nomnom is [[PrettyCoolGuy pretty cool.]] -[[@/OuttaTheBLAM a vandal]]

''[[ElectrifiedBathtub The toaster]] we will throw away\\
The [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=rhgmlvcrsma4soui9af8fdv0&page=148#3689 rhinos]] we will lead astray\\
In a [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=4qkj5h3ek93n86qlafgxyyw8&page=518#12942 bathtub hot]] we'll lie and soak\\
Just hold me tight, [[LesYay let us provoke]]''\\
~ Yours eternally, @/{{Tachi}} ♥

@/MissHedgey baked you a peanut butter creme pie! Hope it's nice enough for you.

The funny thing is that people will ask for arbitrary/random stuff to be left in these sorts of personal walls, but those who leave that sort of stuff will be seen as weird especially if others have chosen to leave sane messages. ~@/GlennMagusHarvey

Here's to a fine detective. - @/{{Krrackknut}}.

I haven't yet vandalized this page and I should feel bad for not having done so previously. Also, UncannyValley --@/{{Shlapintogan}}

You are kewl! @/{{rumetzen}}
PS. Can you send me some Tachi/Nomnom jaden slashfic plz?

The world needs moar crazy Japanese emoticons! ~@/{{Dracia}}

Just let me know if you need ehneythen. --@/UnclGhost

I don't remember any agents eating Nahman's last name in HeavyRain. Oh well. ~@/{{Reecer6}}

[[Tropers/MsAmiClassified ME]] GOES LA LA LA [[MemeticMutation CURSE YOU RANDOM PERSON]] LA LA LA