Oh, hai there. I'm Abby. I've been lurking on TvTropes for the longest time, but I finally broke down today and decided to edit a page, thus sparking my StartOfDarkness.

My very first edit was for HonestAdvisor, if you must know. David and Daniel are two quite different people in TheBible.

I am aware of (and have reluctantly resigned myself to) the fact that most people on teh internets seem to be liberals in the American sense of the word. I am not. I hope we can still get along, though.

I am an English major and currently taking a break from pursuing my degree due to financial difficulties. I love 19th century chick-lit (read: Austen and Bronte) and [[{{Dystopia}} dystopic studies]].

I have a tendency to be a bit of a GrammarNazi, to the point where I find myself noticing errors in official government publications as though they were highlighted for my perusing non-pleasure. Seriously, I can't even read the local newspaper without having a wrath-induced apoplexy over the horrid editing.

I support [[SugarWiki/PeopleLettingAllTropeTitlesExistRelishably PLATTER]].

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Things/Tropes I like:

* {{Jesus}}
* TheBible - all-time favorite right there
* LolCats
* JimButcher / CodexAlera / TheDresdenFiles
* SwordOfTruth (Yeah, I know - I was young and it seemed like a good idea at the time...)
* {{Redwall}}
* ChroniclesOfNarnia
* JaneEyre
* JaneAusten
* WorldOfWarcraft - it took me [[strike:three]] four years (yay {{Altitis}}), but I finally level capped with my Draenei hunter as of Cataclysm. Now if only I could afford to play again...
* SuperMarioBrothers
* TheLegendOfZelda - OcarinaOfTime being the best, followed by LinksAwakening
* {{NCIS}}
* MemeticMutation
* PlantsVsZombies
* DoomyDoomsOfDoom
* SamuraiJack
* {{The Adventures Of Dr McNinja}}
* OrderOfTheStick
* LookingForGroup
* {{xkcd}}
* {{Pixar}}
* TheLionKing
* BeastWars
* BatmanBeyond
* BatmanTheAnimatedSeries
* SpongebobSquarepants
* AvatarTheLastAirbender
* TheFairlyOddparents
* StarWars - the original trilogy only, tyvm
* InSovietRussiaTropeMocksYou
* Series/TeenTitans
* TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles
* TheBlindSide
* AmazingGrace
* SeanConnery and, by extension, SeanConneryIsAboutToShootYou
* TheScrewtapeLetters
* CalvinAndHobbes
* TheSoundOfMusic
* TheKingAndI
* FriendlyEnemy
* ToKillAMockingbird
* LordOfTheFlies
* BraveNewWorld
* NineteenEightyFour
* AnimalFarm
* {{Fahrenheit 451}}
* OrderOfTheStick
* BrianRegan
* BillCosby
* TheCosbyShow
* FullHouse
* HomeImprovement
* JackLondon
* Film/{{Fireproof}}
* LudwigVanBeethoven
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Things/Tropes I hate:
* [[{{ptitlehkm94ato}} Poe's Law]]
* TessOfTheDurbervilles - the horror...
* WilliamFaulkner
* HenryJames
* TheAwakening