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[[caption-width-right:128:Since 2004.]]

'''Trope Co.®''' (TSX: TROPE) is a [[MegaCorp mega-conglomerate]] specializing in surplus goods for discerning villains, AppliedPhlebotinum, and quick narrative devices for harried writers.

Like all [[ObviouslyEvil morally-conscious]] corporations, '''Trope Co.®''' maintains a strong political lobby aimed to combat the notion that a wiki doesn't require novelty narration techniques to be good. It's well-known that:

* Articles on TheOtherWiki are [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial never written as fake ads]].
* TheOtherWiki [[LikeIsLikeAComma is totally, like, formal and boring]].

Therefore, it's safe to conclude that without parody infomercials, TV Tropes would be just like it. You can thank us and help us on our mission by re-writing unrelated tropes as if you were selling them. Don’t forget to use gratuitous exclamation marks whenever making product claims! [[SincerityMode We love that in advertising]].

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[[folder: Our fine list of products includes: ]]

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* [[AcmeProducts Acme]]™ Products: We're a full-line Acme dealer. From jet-powered roller skates to Instant Martians (JustAddWater), if you need it, we supply it!
* TropeCo/AmazingTechnicolorBattlefield™: Why? Your regular battlefield just isn't enough!
* TropeCo/BagOfSpilling™: Are you tired of retaining information on your walk through life? Do you wish you could go back and do it all over again? The BagOfSpilling has you covered by removing acquired character development and life experiences as one chapter closes and an identical one opens.
* TropeCo/BrainBleach™: The new stain remover designed to get rid of the horrible things you've seen in life, from fan-made porn on the Internet to awful movies to all matter of {{Nightmare| Fuel}} and NauseaFuel. Brain Bleach is also effective in removing hard stains left behind by grass, chocolate, tomato sauce, grape juice, pen ink, grease, motor oil, red wine, house paint, and blood.
* TropeCo/BeehiveBarrier™:, a marvel in non-Euclidian engineering, made of precision crafted FDA approved hexagons into a spherical barrier of utter protection. Guaranteed to withstand TheWorfBarrage and intercept a MacrossMissileMassacre, or your money back!
* TropeCo/BlingBlingBang™: Pimp out your tired, dull-looking firearms and turn them into dazzling setpieces.
* TropeCo/BoardingPod™: Get your SpaceMarines aboard the enemy ship without all the hassle of [[ThereWasADoor using airlocks]].
* TropeCo/BoardOfDirectors™: A staple for any CorruptCorporateExecutive.
* TropeCo/CatGirl™, our new dating service feature, when you need a lady who just purrs at your touch!
%%* TropeCo/CunningLinguist™: Tired of {{Blind Idiot Translation}}s? Need a good {{Woolseyism}}? Here's your answer: The CunningLinguist! He can tell the local FunnyForeigner just how many [[MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels eels are in your hovercraft]], and he's even FluentInGibberish!
* TropeCo/DistressedDamsel™ for when you need a good hostage/Rescuee. As an added bonus, if you become one yourself, they're highly dependable rescuers.
* TropeCo/EvilHand™! Defend your right to bear arms and go out on a limb with the EvilHand™, '''Trope Co'''™'s revolution in limb transplant surgery made possible by a new breakthrough in medical science. With the procedure perfected to degrees thought previously impossible, the EvilHand™ is not a mere functional replacement for a lost limb, but a limb to love for the rest of your life. Some of our models even have the previous owner's muscular powers and/or personality intact; call us for more details. Comes in every color, especially [[RedRightHand red]]![[note]]Fine Print:Trope Co not responsible for personal injury which may arise from [[BreakingInOldHabits misuse of this product]].[[/note]]
* TropeCo/ElementalBaggage™, so the proud owner and practitioner of ElementalPowers™ can practice them nearly anywhere. Who insists that energy and matter can neither be created nor destroyed? At '''Trope Co'''™, we don't! Thanks to reverse-engineered Main/HyperspaceMallet™ technology, you can carry as much water, fire, earth, and (when underwater or in space) air as you could possibly want!
* TropeCo/EliteMooks™: When normal mooks are too weak to do your dirty work.
* TropeCo/FacelessMasses™: When you need your extras to be discreet.
* TropeCo/FanserviceWithASmile™ is a favored product to spice up any diner.
* TropeCo/FemmeFatale™ has satisfied over 500 supervillains with reliable service while providing women with much-needed jobs!
* TropeCo/FetishFuel™, useful for jump-starting those {{NSFW}} fantasies.
* TropeCo/FillerVillain™: Providing work for villains, even in these unstable economic times!
* TropeCo/ForceFieldDoor™ gives you the peace of mind from knowing your enemies are trapped in an[[note]]almost[[/note]] inescapable prison.
* TropeCo/FlyingBrick™ provides a convenient package of time-tested StockSuperpowers for a low, low price!
* TropeCo/FrillyUpgrade™: Now you can battle your mortal enemies while keeping up with the latest fashions!
* TropeCo/GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere™: Because sometimes you just need a threat from out of the blue.
* TropeCo/HazardousWater™: Because regular water just doesn't ''cut'' it for slasher villains!
* TropeCo/HeelFaceBrainwashingCream™: Don't wanna make the effort for a HeelFaceTurn? Tired of waiting for a brainwashing? Order now!
* {{Hellfire}}™: Firey and evil? Imported directly from the FireAndBrimstoneHell itself, look no further!%% The page on TropeCo/ is a redirect; keep it off this index.
* TropeCo/HolyHalo™: Whether dispensing divine justice on sinners or simply preaching to the masses, nothing says "Holy" like a '''Trope Co.®'''-approved Holy Halo™!
* TropeCo/HolyHandGrenade™: The perfect last resort when faced with any evil, be it the BigBad, a KillerRabbit, or even an annoying worm infestation!
* TropeCo/HumongousMecha™: What's more to say? You know you want one. [-(Souls sold separately. Please contact store for offer details.)-]
* TropeCo/InstantAIKit™: Whether you are aiming for world domination, but not so good at strategy and tactics, or just need a science fair project ''quick,'' we supply you with the parts you need to build your own super-powered robot brain!
* TropeCo/InstantMessengerPigeon™: When regular pigeons don't please you.
* TropeCo/KarmaHoudiniWarranty™: For the {{Karma Houdini}}s among us. Provides dissuasion against fictional retribution.
* TropeCo/KillSat™: When laser guns just won't do.
* TropeCo/LawEnforcementInc™: Learn how to start up your very own private police force with our do-it-yourself package!
* TropeCo/NightmareFuel™: For those nights when normal dreams just won't do...
* TropeCo/PartOfABalancedBreakfastStoneSoup™: The whole line of incredibly efficient products based on recent state-of-the-art development in synergetics, with applications ranging from cooking to linguistics.
* TropeCo/PimpedOutDress™: Never have to worry about looking anything less than your best with our awesome gowns!
* TropeCo/PowerCrystal™: Need a power boost? Want to pimp your HumongousMecha? Then get these ''fabulous'' crystalline fixtures!
* TropeCo/PowerGivesYouWings™: What better way to show off your [[UpgradeArtifact latest power up]] than with glorious wings?!
* TropeCo/PraetorianGuard™: When you want assurance that you're staying in power, accept no substitute.
* TropeCo/PsychoSerum™, the easy way to gain StockSuperPowers. Also try SuperSerum™, for those of you who want a more mild effect.
* TropeCo/{{Rocks}}: Still using massively overpowered monsters to destroy your party? Try new Rocks!
* TropeCo/RequisiteRoyalRegalia™, for showing off that you are the ruling class.
* TropeCo/ReverseShrapnel™, the ultimately useful, impossibly indispensable weapon even [[TheComputerIsACheatingBastard cheating AIs]] can't dodge.
* TropeCo/RushDeliveryService™, for when you need a trope ''fast''.
* TropeCo/ShippingGoggles™: For all your [[SlashFic slash]] and {{shipping}} needs!
* [[SugarWiki/TVTropesWillEnhanceYourLife This Trope Will Change Your Life]]. New from our pharmacy, the supplement everyone should try!
* TropeCo/{{Thememobile}}™, for all of your driving needs!
* TropeCo/ThingOMatic™: you'll never need any other brand of electronic appliances!
* {{Tradesnark}}™ is your Solution™ for all your Marketing Needs™ State-Of-The-Art Tropenology™ allows you to absolutely, positively ensure with a single symbol that something has Sold Out™.
* Transcripts of JustForFun/TheUniversalGenreSavvyGuide: Never bring ignorance-induced failure upon you or your travelling party again! For the budding despots among you, copies of the EvilOverlordList are sold separately. Avoid the dooms of your forerunners!
* TropeCo/TransformationTrinket™: Turn into an alternate, superpowered version of yourself!
[[/index]]

So [[IfYouCallBeforeMidnightTonight call within the next ten minutes!]] OperatorsAreStandingBy. OfferVoidInNebraska.

[-Those living in {{Ruritania}}, [[WebVideo/{{Kickassia}} Molossia]], the BananaRepublic, {{Bulungi}} or {{Qurac}} should [[ArtisticLicenseShips remember to take into account shipping costs]]. Regretfully, due to a [[NoodleIncident tragic shipping accident]] '''Trope Co.®''' is temporarily prohibited from shipping to [[SelfDemonstrating/DoctorDoom Latverian]] addresses-].

[---[[OurLawyersAdvisedThisTrope WARNING:]] Some '''Trope Co.®''' products MayContainEvil™. '''Trope Co.®''' and [[EvilInc its affiliates]] take no responsibility for any UnpredictableResults or [[HeelFaceTurn odd]] [[FaceHeelTurn behaviors]] that may [[HilarityEnsues ensue.]]---]

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