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[=* =]Does not allow more than 4 uses per year.\\
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[- Do not stand in beam, do not stare at beam, do not attempt to eat beam. All actions only result in a hilarious death. Exposure of KillSat™ to teenagers with godlike powers may void warranty. -]

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