You know that feeling you get when you see a starship you've just ''got'' to have? What do you do when the other side doesn't want you to have it?

Our patented {{Boarding Pod}}s® will fit any standard large [[KineticWeaponsAreJustBetter mass accelerator]] or missile launch tube* and come with {{inertial dampen|ing}}ers and {{Unobtainium}}® hull plating guaranteed to keep your RedShirtArmy alive or your money back!** With frontal fusion torches to cut through any unpenetrated armor and enough room for up to a full platoon of {{Super Soldier}}s depending on model selected, you'll never have to worry about losing expensive assault shuttles, {{teleport interdiction}} fields, or airlocks again!

Available in a wide variety of colors from basic black to [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer40000}} Eshin Grey]]. For an extra [[WeWillSpendCreditsInTheFuture 1,000 Cr]] [[CrackIsCheaper per pod]] we will include a proprietary [[StealthInSpace stealth coating]] to reduce its signature on the enemy's {{Everything Sensor}}s.

''ORDER NOW!''

[-[=*=] [[ReadTheFreakingManual See included documentation for compatible models.]]-]

[-[=**=] TropeCo/TropeCo is [[OurLawyersAdvisedThisTrope not responsible for]] combat losses and only guarantees that your troops will ''reach'' the target. What happens next is a circumstance beyond our control.-]
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