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[[caption-width:257:''The Bubble Shield device from'' {{Halo}}, ''buy one today!'']]\\

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-->[=*=] The rumor of occasional five sided hexagons or "Pentagons", appearing irregularly are pure fabrication, everyone knows you can make perfect spheres out of just hexagons! [[YouFailLogicForever Pentagons can't even make ''flat'' shields without hexagons!]]

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