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[[caption-width-right:345:[-If you can't afford the full-dome barrier, you might still be interested by the retail half-shield.-] ]]

Tired of being harassed on your way to work by a GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere? Is that GiantMook in Marketing always beating you down? That mean old {{Cyborg}} [[OurZombiesAreDifferent Zombie]] insist on eating your wristwatch and brain? Well worry no more! To help protect you from these horrible beasties, '''TropeCo/TropeCo®''' has developed the handy-dandy, super-duper, easy to carry, lovely to use [[DramaticPause ...]] ''BeehiveBarrier™''!

Yes, ''[[BarrierWarrior you too]]'' can be just like other action stars such as ''[[VideoGame/{{Halo}} Master Chief]], [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Q]], and [[TheGrandListOfConsoleRolePlayingGameCliches Generic RPG Hero]]'' with your very own ''Beehive Barrier™''!

Each barrier is made of precision crafted FDA approved hexagons into a spherical barrier of '''''[[PureEnergy utter protection]]!''''' We guarantee each hexagon [[ShapedLikeItself to have precisely six sides]][=*=]. Guaranteed to withstand TheWorfBarrage and intercept a MacrossMissileMassacre, or your money back!

->[=*=] The rumor of occasional five-sided hexagons or "Pentagons", appearing irregularly are pure fabrication, everyone knows you can make perfect spheres out of just hexagons! [[YouFailLogicForever Pentagons can't even make ''flat'' shields without hexagons!]]

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