* 90 percent of the people who heard this story were not helped by it at all.
** The remaining ten percent were dead.
*** But then again, so was everyone.
* AuthorAppeal: Patrick lives underwater - that's probably why he chose a barnacle as the ugly character.
* HeyItsThatVoice: The story was narrated by none other than [[SpongebobSquarepants Patrick Star]].
* WritingByTheSeatOfYourPants: Patrick literally came up with the story on the spot, simply so he could help SpongeBob.