* BeamMeUpScotty: She never actually wrote the first book on the back of a napkin. When she heard this rumor, she laughed and joked that they'll be saying that she wrote it on teabags next.
* CreatorBreakdown: Early on in the makings of ''Harry Potter'' her mother passing away from a years-long battle with multiple sclerosis influenced the more emotionally heavy moments in the story. The theme of death in the last novel was rooted to a lot of Rowlings own feelings about the subject and her faith.
* ExecutiveMeddling: Actually, she was the [[InvertedTrope executive]], and prevented some more "questionable" decisions that Warner Bros. was looking to do with the stories, one of the most famous being her demand that the films be filmed in the UK with a cast of UK actors.
* HilariousInHindsight: [[http://www.amazon.com/review/R8GYN2HLDXVFB/ref=cm_cr_pr_cmt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B007189SBQ&linkCode=&nodeID=&tag=#wasThisHelpful This review of The Cuckoo's Calling]]
* WhatCouldHaveBeen: Turned down MichaelJackson's offer to write a HP musical.
** How might HP have turned out had her mother not died?
** The original pitch for the Harry Potter film was for it to be a CGI film, with Haley Joel Osmont being the voice of Harry, and taking place in America. [[ExecutiveMeddling Rowling nixed that.]]
* WordOfGod: Lots of it, but most famously the WordOfGay on Dumbledore.
** GodNeverSaidThat: The rather infamous ShipSinking [[http://www.mugglenet.com/jkrinterview2.shtml interview with Mugglenet]]. Rowling got attributed with a certain faction of shippers for calling them delusional, when it was actually the interviewers who stated it.
--->'''Emerson Spartz''': We thought it was clearer than ever that Harry and Ginny are an item and Ron and Hermione - although we think you made it painfully obvious in the first five books -\\
'''JKRowling''': [points to herself and whispers] So do I!\\
'''Emerson Spartz''': What was that?\\
'''JKRowling''': [More loudly] Well. so do I! So do I!\\
'''Emerson Spartz''': Harry/Hermione shippers: delusional!\\
'''JKRowling''': Well no, I'm not going to - Emerson, I am not going to say they're delusional! They are still valued members of my readership! I am not going to use the word delusional.